It'll never meet the legendary aura of [bad times at the bachelorette party] because... well, nothing will. But comparing is the thief of joy, and we shouldn't let $27 worth of content think tanking go to total waste here. She gets my vote.
hmm. either our male protaganist has been studying the teachings of master Splinter, or me thinks she's been down this hazelnut covered highway before.
If the universe-switching eyerolls syncing up with every uppercut to her cervix wasn't proof enough, the Labor Day sale floral pattern fashion trends from Khols on her outfit should be that this is a super mom. Also, opiates are probably bad.
Yet another horde of beatniks that have somehow managed to monetize the kind of performances that once only existed behind the locked doors of a Berlin basement. Big points for that Mitzuwana breakdancing at the 6:12 mark though.
Never underestimate the sex drive of a B-tier TikToker w/ an A-level facial game. You end the week with an umbrella policy on your health insurance... but the stories you'll be able to tell ur bros in Roblox chat will be absolutely legendary.
Sometimes I ask myself, how exactly did we get this far as a society? Then I remember Reddit has 50 million active users and it all starts to make sense.
An enthusiastic flock of females that don't believe the night is over unti clout levels have reached unimaginable proportions. Very reminiscent of a reoccurring dream I keep having involving Ronda Rousey & STUBBS® Dr. Pepper BBQ sauce.
Here's How Sydney Sweeney Boosted Crocs Stock Price This Week: Crocs brand Heydude named Sydney Sweeney as its global spokesperson Wednesday. The brand generated over 18% of Crocs' $1.1 billion revenue in the second quarter.
That was about as much accidental as the front page of Reddit. Still, her reactions are kinda priceless. Particularly the "there's a pack of wallabys gnawing the inside of my sphincter" look that is persistently peppered throughout this interaction.
I've actually seen [this girl] before, but never getting ragdolled like Jeff Bezo's disposable income. Maybe when she's done finding herself, she can sign up for a safer hobby. Like glassblowing. Or teaching mountain lions yoga, for example.
I wish this had dual pov. His reaction as he realizes that friction is deflating those pigskins in real time would be akin to my discovery of Buc-ee's brisket sandwich.
What exactly are we looking at here? Hazing ritual? Underestimating Applebee's $1 margaritas? A Russian wedding night? I don't know, but one thing's for sure: The original tribal chief will be acknowledged and you can't do anything about it.
Ahh the 2011-2013 era of hooligan porn. [this] [duo] got chlamydia walking, so OnlyFans girls of today could spread digital AIDS running. History is important.
The average threesome flatline before u can get the word out ur mouth. But not today. Side note: Anyone know if she has other vids? Specifically ones without Borat's cousin whose idea of teh sexy time is a penis softer than a bowl of yogurt?
Honestly the resemblance is kinda spot on, all the way down to twinkle in her eye. But it's not her. I know because the only thing spitting was whatever mythical third testicle this guy was pulling reserves out of. What the fuck was that ending?
The shelf life on this niche can't be more than a year or two. "NoLube/PornForce/Broken Sluts" - All of these studios have one thing in common: Keep penetrating until the chromosome count is no longer in line with the national average. #ouch
Remember when a person could catch a few snoozes without fear of a psuedo family member treating their body like a communal dart board? Because I do not.
