hmm I bet she hasn't felt this kind of satisfaction since going lvl 99 Karen at the McDonald's drive-thru and actually getting that 2nd dipping sauce on the house.
Oh man, I haven't seen the "sniff test" in action since backpage.com was a thing. I can't really say I ever banged a perfect 10 on there, but one night, I nailed 5 twos.
Up and cummer Isla Summer has her spotlight taken away by a guy that sounds like he knows the birthday of every Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. I don't approve.
This is about as real as the KFC family feast meal's promise of not making you sing Johnny Cash between flushes. But it's worth posting just to show how far deep fake technology has cum. Next Up: Joe Biden's Urban Glory Hole Gaggers.
It's been a minute since amateur porn had some drama. Meet DollsCult. A trio of Italian incest freaks that watched one too many episodes of Metaloclypse and started getting death threats for wiping their genitals all over the family tree lol
Before today there were two things I was totally certain of. 1) West Virginia is the unwashed crotch of the US of A. And 2) $47.00 doesn't get you anywhere in Russia. I've been proved wrong once today, but there will be no duplication.
This isn't just any old deviant pretending to get crotch lice at the carnival. And it may very well be the first documented swinger cuckolding. In other words: The only way Pavol is getting pussy juice on his face today is if he starts crying.
Short collection of those tissue-ripping videos you come across at 2:00 in the morning in the middle of a Dr Pepper-fueled jackoff marathon, only to never be seen again when you actually go looking for them on purpose. #tipofmypenis
Call me boring, but "Long Term Relationship" and "Communal Girlfriend" aren't things that should be written on your anniversary party invitations. Then again I don't live in a part of the world that considers McNuggets a fine dining item.
Imagine being 18-years-old again and feverishly finding new ways to get attention on you. Now combine that with thrift clothing stores and unlimited data plans.
Those deflated pigskins look pretty raw for a 22-year-old. 0:30 secs in she says her goal is to 'make it in the adult industry'. Lady, unless you're talking about fluffing, that journey ends today. Points for bringing Moesha for the ride tho.
hotfallingdevil. I don't know what the fuck it means. Her name makes about as much sense as the 47,000 volts she pretends are running through her labia every time a guy named Ranjeet slaps down 50 Rupees on her "PubLiC cUmShOW".
Never underestimate a single parent showing off their greatest creation. You may someday end up in the trailer park of cumfuckery, but the stories will be priceless.
Here is one of few videos left in the wake of the walking disaster known as JewDank. A degenerate folktale filled with drugs, deception and calling out girls that fuck their dogs. Read the full history HERE. Fap one more time HERE.
Is it real? Is it fake? Nobody truly knows when the video originates in the land of communist coochi. Not only that, but expect your primal curiosity in traditional wallpaper to be tripled at a minimum before this is over. Today is a learning day.
Everyone else is talkin about stimulus checks and economic downfall, and I'm just waitin for girls to start masturbating in the middle of Target again. #oldfashioned
See that smile? That's the smile of a man that just realized there's more to life than Mountain Dew Code Red and referring to his Modern Warfare acquaintances as African Americans over Xbox Live. Quarantine has bonded us with the planet.
Show me a woman that puts this much effort into her homemade skin flicks, and I'll show you the kind of divorced mother of three I want Dr. Phil to dedicate an entire episode to. Cash me outside the 7-11 begging for Slim Jims, how bout dat?
Amateur Meme Porn: Sometimes it's about as exciting as an audio book of Ted Cruz customizing a value meal at Burger King. But throw in a girl with 2 moms and pays her vagisil bill with Venmo tips, and suddenly you got faps for days.
Deep inside a double-wide trailer decorated with street signs and rebel flags exists a video that will make you understand why Walmart not only exists, but thrives in our society. I mean there's nothing else to say... just... just watch.
Well over an hour of the most abrasive beefy bazooka blowouts to ever have the luxury of being caught on film. Some people will be turned off to anal for life. Others will discover a new path to restraining orders. But all will be entertained.
Ever find yourself asking the question: What would happen if you spiked Freddy Kreuger's Ambien with boner pills, let Michael Myers into a glory hole and told Jason Voorhees that teenage pussy has a better use than pitchfork storage?
Imagine if this technology existed in the Pamela Anderson era of near-washed up celebrity hybrid attention whore porn? Poster sales would have gone to zero man.
She's pretty hot. So hot I'd consider parting with my first-edition Lindsay Lohan love doll just for a fighting chance at being lost inside that Japanese bush fire. Yes, I'm talking about the rare pre "i snorted Tide Pods before it was cool" version.
You know your token bucket is going to be overflowing when you up your camshows wiener-to-girl above symmetrical ratios. Sprinkle in a little implied sexual assault and you got yourself a formula for Chaturbate longevity friends.
