I can't tell you how old this artifact of history is, but it's somewhere in between Intel Pocket PC Cam and Tamagotchi eras. Our girl is probably watching this from the other side of a social security check rn. (I have absolutely no concept of time)
Found this gem in comments: "He has basketball shorts on with no underwear and I am so distracted by his big fat monster dick print that I am on the ground from a hard punch before I know it and he is taking my phone and running away"
34 pages worth of comments under this video, and 83% of them are complaining about condom usage instead of the obvious: Every time she climaxes, her facial expression resembles Miley Cyrus being disemboweled by a cactus. #payattention
Steamrolling into her first OnlyFans content, or making some sort of political statement? I can't confirm or deny either side; but the total lack of fucks given by her BFF behind the camera makes me think she's an eFukt regular. whattup?
You may not agree at first sight, but 3:50 is gonna change minds. I've seen some pretty loathsome shit in my day: Slovakian agalmatophilia porn, suggestive photos of Nancy Pelosi, all 7 Paranormal Activity films. But this? never again
Contrary to his appearance, Equestrian Magazine is not the future goal for this miniature Clydesdale. He still plans on saddling up though; only this time it's with the girl that took a devastatingly wrong turn at community college. #fatality
Apparently there's a whole lore behind [her]. See comment: "I knew I recognized her (not from Denny's lol) Her twitter page is mostly sucking and fucking huge black cock. On beds, balconies, in cars. And that was just the beginning of 2023."
One indisputable fact: Crossbreeding Schwarzenegger with anything will instantly improve it. Even an extraordinarily overhyped meme girl that surprisingly, hasn't made me want to pull my third ball off. Here's to those 15 mins lasting another 5.
ngl: This video isn't exceptional. Except for the time between 5:07-6:30 when it looks like every bad life decision and this morning's Jimmy Dean breakfast bowl came back to haunt her at the same time. She spazzes, he nuts, you bookmark.
I'm sure an UBER to a trailer park and at least 2 cans of 4LOKO are responsible for the creation of this vid. But, screw it; Even Spalding is jealous of that bounce.
Actually playing the muh stepsister card in a completely public setting, while simultaneously having complete strangers make cameos in your newest Pornhub footprint may not sound like an accomplishment to u. And that's because... it isn't.
The unwritten rules of the practicing sexual deviant? #1 Backseating anything hygiene related, #2 Look as much like George Lopez as possible #3 Outdoing WWE's last PPV in both precision and dynamic move sets. This Yeti is 3 for 3.
The more inbreeding in ur bloodline, the further u go to seek sexual satisfaction. A simple concept, reinforced by the director's cut episode of Survivor Man in that last clip. It makes Jeppson's Malort seem like a fuckin delicacy. It's that abhorrent.
Imagine waking up to a voicemail of your significant other turning her oral cavity into a Maytag on the rinse cycle. It's behavior like this that leads to senseless violence and polluting the top played Spotify charts with shit like Sexxy Red.
Possibly unrelated; But every time this guy makes contact with her cervix, she lets out a sound I can only describe as Yoko Ono being run over by a cement mixer.
The Kunimitsu cosplay was a bit of a surprise to be honest. Of all the characters to rush down on you'd think they would have gone with Lili, or Nina, or Prototype Jack. The back, forward + 1 + 2 backshots would sound like Iraq in March of 2003.
