Impressive reasoning here. "muh vag is too tight for recreational use, so I'll make up ground and double butter the brown bagel." Math may not be her strong point.
I said it before, and I will say it again: is she green screening her husband with multiple overlays to make it look like the local janitor union is lining up to get their own serving of butt crabs to go? Technology may have peaked before A.I.
What in the fucking Doogie Howser, M.D. are we seeing here? I'd give him the big W for going the distance... but no amount of THOT slaying in the world is going to change the unfortunate genetic make up of that boogie board he calls a body.
I have absolutely no way to prove that title... but it could be legit. This wouldn't be the 1st time a man agreed to sample some salami in exchange for living rent free.
Almost 2 hrs of some guy hangin brain in every zip code, but not even 10 secs of him being bludgeoned with the bumper of a passenger car? Do better Europe.
Movie? Actress name? Proof that it smells like a 4-star Vegas hotel between those cheeks? Any information would be helpful because the backshots on this girl must sound like Afghanistan during the Bush administration and I need to hear it.
15M views on TikTok, but resorts to being slam fucked by Curly Joe in between Call of Duty ranks. Dude's living the life, but some advice for Sarah McGiggleshits; Little less ketamine, little more brown submarine. (I'm talking about your asshole)
See that rush of fear around the 0:58 mark? That's the kind of reaction second only to a man that has miscalculated his maximum capacity for Mountain Dew Code Red in a public venue. And I think that's something we can all relate to.
I don't know when the Gabbie Carter redemption arch started, but I'm all for it. Those early videos of hers were truly historical moments for me and my special edition bugle boy cutoffs, so lets soak this in before gravity calls for the rematch.
"Hungry Butt: When your rear end is starved of fresh air and eats your underwear and/or pants in an act of desperation. Also, when your ass is bigger than the pants surrounding it, therefore they stretch extra tightly into the pigeye area."
Always found it weird to mix indoor snorkeling with attempting to orgasm. Of all the extra curricular activities you can collaborate with, I would expect something more wholesome. Like wearing VR goggles. Or reverse tugbombing for example.
That's what the source information claimed at least. Judging by the state of men in 2023, no actual proof is needed. At least you picked the right pilot, Stewart.
The 'ole pile driver into ass-to-mouth combination maneuver. A true hood classic. One that has undoubtedly led to better things for solid 8's all across the nation.
A classic exploit by Mya Lane. If you're wondering what she's been doing for the past 5 years you'll be happy to know not even pregnancy was enough to put her on the shelf. Or public shaming. Or wtfever this cowboy beebop bullshit is.
Mobilized midgets, successfull autocunnilngus and the recreation of a maneuver that put Okinawa on the map. Probably safe to say this hodgepodge is more well rounded than a Golden Corral dinner special. More? PARTS: [-1-] [-2-] [-3-] [-4-]
Krystal Boyd for the uncultured swine out there. She was the poster girl for Euro trip rectal tearing anonymous orgy fantasy porn during the Internet's renaissance phase. And may have single-handley turned Kleenex into a billion dollar company.
Promise a future of earning $40 and all that "i'm waiting for marriage" talk fades. That's what we all want to see in the end: A confident girl that can beat the odds.
Carolina Sweets. Picrel seems to be taken during the short window of her adult life when the letters BBC weren't in her vocabulary. I'm talkin literal 14 inch hog hammers that need permits to pass through airport security. War has changed.
