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  • Guess Her Body Count

    Yeah she's 18... days into her 37th fuckin birthday. Don't let fortunate lighting and meticulous camera angels fool you: Target sales are her biggest sexual attraction.

    Date: 06/24/24 Views: 201,054 Category: Teen (18+)

  • Two Wasn't Enough?

    [Ana Rose] in the off-season.

    Date: 06/23/24 Views: 163,123 Category: Amateur

  • Life of An 18-year-old Prostitute

    Not in the Nike Airs...

    Date: 06/22/24 Views: 235,936 Category: Teen (18+)

  • "i destroy pornstars"

    A hearty "FUCK YOU" to whoever said portable meat satchels can't get you laid. This man's lust for affordable nutrition on-the-go just netted him enough tier-2 tuna casserole to earn a Martha Stewart seal of approval. #putthatontelevision

    Date: 06/20/24 Views: 255,521 Category: Rekt

  • Ridiculous If Real

    Chromosomes = Shared
    Erections = Maximized

    Date: 06/18/24 Views: 319,504 Category: Incest

  • How To Ruin A Hookup

    If uve been gifted the dimensions of a jar of grammas old fashioned marmalade, then you may have never experienced this situation. Alpha Chads such as yourself would power through both this interruption, and the following domestic assault.

    Date: 06/17/24 Views: 190,550 Category: Freaks

  • Nurse Actually Does It

    [0:26] mark for the health care assistant in question. Just don't bypass that first video, which apparently features a fucking Carbuncle climaxing for the first time.

    Date: 06/15/24 Views: 335,587 Category: WTF

  • She Actually Said "GO DEEPER"

    Ass gets treated like the bed liner of Ford F-150 with 8 digits on the clock, yet she remains calm and collected. Even goes as far as to request moar dick. Lady; Any further into that monkey biscuit, and this will be classified a medical procedure.

    Date: 06/14/24 Views: 201,433 Category: Anal

  • u got robbed

    I can't tell if this is actually something people are into, or some sort of structural building block of postmodernism porn. Send this to Jordan Peterson and find out.

    Date: 06/12/24 Views: 230,126 Category: WAT

  • Friend = Destroyed

    And by destroyed I obviously mean pleasantly surprised by an erection that didn't need to pass three different piss tests in order to make it past her cotton candy canoe. I've been told that's considered a delicacy in the gluten-free community.

    Date: 06/11/24 Views: 313,083 Category: Rekt

  • "uhh are you fucking my brother?"

    Well the video is pixelated just enough to make you think this is one of those rare authentic moments, forever immortalized in 240p. Maybe it is. Maybe it isn't. Does the BOGO pack of Dick's roller blade skate socks ur using as cum rag really care?

    Date: 06/10/24 Views: 209,938 Category: Busted

  • Really Bad Boyfriend

    So... what's the explanation this time? Normally guys looking like the result of crossbreeding Napoleon Dynamite with an eggplant are incapable of securing women of this quality. Edit: nvm I just realized those are tits and not her thighs.

    Date: 06/09/24 Views: 217,892 Category: Assholes

  • 97lb Teen DGAF

    Sorry, don't have a name for you. She's no Riley Star - the only pornstar I've ever actually bothered to remember. Why? 'cause at her peak she was 18, anorexic and had the face of Sabrina The Teenage Witch, minus that googly eye. Marry me.

    Date: 06/08/24 Views: 241,920 Category: WAT

  • Guess The Twitch Streamer?

    I was gonna say XQC the moment I saw ankle bracelets and a size 19 waistline.

    Date: 06/07/24 Views: 153,455 Category: Amateur

  • New Level of Desperation

    This is all but guaranteed to eradicate any story you may have been led to believe about how hard it is to bang an established pornstar. Don't be misled by this man's total lack of enthusiasm: Your hunt of commissioned snapper begins now.

    Date: 06/06/24 Views: 178,000 Category: Alphas

  • Your Wife's Secret

    [PART II]

    Date: 06/05/24 Views: 244,476 Category: Cheaters

  • Caught in the Act

    A lottta girls do a lotta desperate ass shit to keep their social media accounts popular... but risking the corona just just to keep buttsludge69 amused? That's a level of hoe-cope I hope to never meet outside of a Papa Johns bathroom stall.

    Date: 06/04/24 Views: 179,332 Category: Busted

  • She's Your Daughter? WTF?

    Of all the story lines you could possibly choose from, expedited shipping would be last on my fucking list. Then again, so would paying autistic girls in Walmart gift cards to round out your threesome... so maybe I just don't see the vision.

    Date: 06/03/24 Views: 258,697 Category: Amateur

  • Girl, You Aint Sober

    I'm not even talking about the staged booze in her hand. I mean the necessity of being inebriated to go skin on skin with Trevor Phillips being much more potent than anything Budweiser could dream of cramming into a single serve bottle.

    Date: 06/01/24 Views: 159,897 Category: Rekt

  • Once In A Lifetime

    Hip-to-waist ratio is straight up insane.

    Date: 05/30/24 Views: 162,665 Category: Impressive