In a society where ur social credits are measured by how many bloodlines you can disrupt, I'll assume this Chadberg is hovering somewhere between "Birmingham Bad Boy" and "AIDS Victim". I'm not confident enough to place the bet just yet.
Like my reaction after hearing Oprah Winfrey wants to run for president in 2024, you can literally see fear in her eyes. Emphasis on the :24 sec mark with the introduction of a move I can only refer to as The Turkish Can Opener.
New Fetish Unlocked: Making your significant other spurge around the bedroom like she has a car battery jump starting her urethra. Except this is the version where you don't have to outbid Billy Ballsac on that 1972 Datsun rebuild first.
Is there a third Bella twin I've been unaware of this entire time? I'm getting some serious WWE vibes from this performance. Ya know; Mid-card ability, main event placement and knowing she probably banged John Cena somewhere in the past.
What exactly is the relationship between having the base requirements for your own Discovery Channel special & malnourished white women? We need answers.
Another one of those "imagine if the roles were reversed!" moments that twists incel wieners into a ballpark pretzel on Reddit. Sponsored by Lululemon Athletics.
Haven't seen that kind of disorientation in a white girl's eyes since Starbucks offered 2x points on a non-holiday. And much like inhaling $18.00 worth of overcooked coffee beans, a price will be paid for jamming that down her throat.
Nope, not even getting a participation trophy for this. I've seen episodes of The Golden Girls with more enthusiasm. FREE TIP: When geriatric sitcoms produce stiffer erections than u, it might be time rethink the whole porn thing. [PART 1]
This is called Taking a Swedish Bike Ride. It happens when those dudes with above-average girth fail lubrication preparation. So they pump harder... til a breaking point hits. Somewhere between the 3rd & 4th second degree burn.
Practically 4 years of regretful behavior summed up in 30 seconds, or behind the scenes of the next Valtrex commercial? Today you choose your own adventure.
2 Appletinis into the evening and Olga literally can't calm her tits for more than 10 consecutive seconds. Judging by the video footage, this is both an ethics violation and a crash course on why you diligently vet those profiles on russianbrides.com.
This is acceptable. But you hang one brain out of your 2XL Nike Mesh shorts on squat day & suddenly you're on the lifetime ban list. P.S. Fuck you Planet Fitness.
History lesson: If u were slappin meat in the 2010 era, your hog was constantly subjected to these "pioneers" passing off middle-aged women as college girls fucking everything with a pulse. To those select few: I apologize for the PTSD.
Make sure you watch this video and dive into her Twitter wormhole first for the complete user experience. They essentially cement Hannah Hays as one of the most concerning specimens to ever Plan-B her way through the porn industry.
Just stick around for the macarena her butthole starts performing around the 0:10 second mark. For most of you, it will be the first time you see this part of the human body pull off these kinds of moves without intervention from Taco Bell.
I recognize that "if a character from A Bug's Life did porn" phenotype. That's none other than Lucy Doll, and let me tell you something brother: It's all erections and extra-absorbent Bounty Paper towels... until you hear her voice for the first time.
This condition is known as 'high maintenance'. It happens when dad stops loving you before ur 1st year of college, so you seek the refuge of sigma males that don't know the difference between ur sphincter and a Rocky Balboa training montage.
One sudden move makes those lips swing around like a Basset Hound's ears during a tropical storm, and you want us to believe David's mini Twinkie is a threat to you? Keep the bullshit on TikTok, Becky - we're not buying it today.
