She spittin facts? Probably. I've seen that couch destroy more lives than those asteroids in the original Dead Space. And much like making violent contact with an alien species, her journey into for-hire anal sex is one she'll remember forever.
Much like the Fast and Furious movie franchise, this went from mildly amusing to, "it's time to stop" pretty daggon quickly. The tipping point involves an ass-to-ass audible plan B teeth-biter after failing to fly his dick ship to the orbit of Heranus.
Those deflated pigskins look pretty rough for a 20-something year old and the rest of her collection screams Double Wide Pride. Free tip m'lady; Spend less money on the "I NEED CUM" rubber stamps, and more on a fucking vacuum.
Vids like these are hard to find without buying a season pass to Sea World first, so consider yourself lucky. Both for getting to watch it and for not having to be the one to explain the mysterious Newport-infused stains on mom's new comforter.
2:20 mark for this one. Bobby Lee drops 6 years worth of Steam Gift cards on one of the businesses top prospects, only to be met with the same kind of disgust I get when trying to pay for sex with nickles. I'm sorry I thought this was America?
I don't know wtf genre these 2 are going for, but brain-deprived Twitch streamer doesn't exactly get the mushroom growing imo. More [here] if that's your thing.
Attend a budget bachelor party in Las Vegas on any given Friday, and you're sure to end up touchin tips with a girl that dispenses more threatening fluids than a Mountain Dew vending machine. And today my friends, there is no exception.
Is there some sort of correlation between 'popular simp army of girls' and sex acts less interesting than Harrison Ford getting 15 unsupervised minutes with a garden gnome? These hype machines never seem to deliver. Someone prove me wrong?
Linking this for the comment section below. Check out the ongoing meltdown e-fight she's having with other users. Something about a girl Internet screaming "YOURE IDIOT!" at "Mrhugec0ck" really drives home the authenticity for me.
I'll go ahead and hard pass on the van life/junkie vibe, but it's still better than today's norm: Cosplaying as a gaMER guRL that rations bathwater for tier-3 subscribers and "whoopsies" her way through milk toast sexual acts. #betonit
Windows Movie Maker, 240p resolution and less testosterone than a Mazda Miata. The only combination more deadly than freebasing the colonel's secret recipe.
Brea Bennett for the uninformed. How can I describe her? Well, she was basically the Nikki Cox of early 2000's era porn, had the rectal capacity of a garbonzo bean and always DFA. Just another diamond that never got her proper time to shine.
Public restrooms + stepping in unidentified fluids. Not exactly the most shocking combination. But I'll say this; Those tits are marvelous. Just big enough to become an OnlyFans millionaire, not big enough to create another Hulk Hogan hate crime.
I'm not exactly sure how these scenarios materialize, but I'll take a stab at it: [Guy 1]: "hey we should pretend my african american acquaintance is a delivery guy & i'll walk in on him clam bashing u"[Girl 1]: "huh?"[Guy 2]"aite" Many such cases.
