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  • Scarred a Tourist for Life

    A penis that probably needs it's own life boat, and an insanely high tolerance for pain. If there ever was an instructional video on why to lock the fucking door in public places, I'd declare these two just laid the groundwork for a mf'n sequel.

    Date: 08/30/23 Views: 188,065 Category: Busted

  • Come Get Your Wife

    You would think one day in the future a video of your significant other being railroaded in the shallow end of a pool human sized petri dish would return to haunt you. And if u do, u'd be right. She'll never show her face in Walmart again.

    Date: 08/29/23 Views: 185,834 Category: Slutty

  • "my mom had sex with me"

    Bum-rushing your pseudo family members: Apparently it's the stepping stone for every 40-something female that wants to continue her pornographic legacy. Most ladies have enough respect to decline. But this mom has a different approach...

    Date: 08/27/23 Views: 463,991 Category: Incest

  • Wrong Hole, Wrong Everything

    hmm judging by the circumferences and elasticity of both buttholes, it's clear the subplot here is act of revenge. Dude definitely knows his way around a Wendy's.

    Date: 08/26/23 Views: 200,711 Category: Virgins

  • Bad First Impression

    Date: 08/22/23 Views: 241,804 Category: Assholes

  • Uhh... Time For a Refund

    Maybe "refund" is the wrong word here, as it suggests someone would actually give this oxycontin adventurer their hard earned shillings for sexual favors. They don't. Trust me. I've been inside a Walmart parking lot on a Saturday night.

    Date: 08/22/23 Views: 165,013 Category: Cringe

  • "it hurts my ass"

    Pretty much the complete opposite material I expected to find on a website that considers Afghani shotgun beheadings a form of roleplay. Then again, judging by the facial expressions he might be practicing the Missouri Drain-O. But I digress.

    Date: 08/21/23 Views: 308,226 Category: Anal

  • Return of A Legend

    It's only been 84 years... but [-#fastfaps-] is back.

    Date: 08/20/23 Views: 184,763 Category: Hot

  • Limits? What Limits?

    Normally girls that willingly accept this much upper respiratory abuse are still trying to trade in their Marlboro Miles for for walkmans and swiss army knives.

    Date: 08/19/23 Views: 194,438 Category: Teen (18+)

  • Innocence = Wrecked

    She's Demi Hawks and you'll have to clear out an appointment or three to truley appreciate her. What she lacks in tits, she makes up for in "copy/pasted tiktok thrift store makeup configuration I want to use as a communal speed bump" field.

    Date: 08/18/23 Views: 196,841 Category: Rekt

  • annnnnd you ruined it

    There's actually two clips here, so let me explain: It starts off with a few raised eyebrows, and ends with me wondering if we're being too harsh when it comes to Pakistani karaoke. I know that sentence makes no sense... but it will in a minute.

    Date: 08/17/23 Views: 190,829 Category: Busted

  • Must Be His First Escort lol

    Lackluster, but you can't say Jimbo isn't getting his money's worth. That sixty five second performance is second only to Debbie Smith's Jump Rebound Aerobics.

    Date: 08/16/23 Views: 221,235 Category: Amateur

  • Trust Issues: They're Real

    Took a minute, but that's the same girl from clout delivery guy video. I recognize that copy/paste build-a-bear tiktoker paint by numbers fashion sense anywhere.

    Date: 08/14/23 Views: 197,642 Category: Freaks

  • annnnd now you're divorced

    The Ralph Wiggum "heart rips in half" moment is at the 3:40 mark. Last time I saw a middle-aged woman roll her eyes like that was riding Kang & Kodos Twirl 'n' Hurl after a hearty breakfast of Malt Liquor. My mom wont talk to me anymore.

    Date: 08/13/23 Views: 249,022 Category: Cuck

  • Breaking 18 Year Old Buttholes

    There were definitely a couple moments of genuine concern on her face here. Somewhere in between the third and forth attempt to block the airway and force her to breath through her anus like a turtle [proof] she seems slightly distressed.

    Date: 08/12/23 Views: 279,069 Category: Anal

  • First Time? Yeah Right

    something something, Hansel and Gretel bareback fantasy something

    Date: 08/11/23 Views: 200,747 Category: Teen (18+)

  • Fam, I would delete this...

    Is it porno? Or something that gets submitted to a performative art school as a final project? cause if ur waxin carrot to this shit, it may be time for intervention.

    Date: 08/10/23 Views: 202,419 Category: WTF

  • Perfect Timing? (Wait for it...)

    I'm positive this is the same woman that keeps invading my Instagram feed with videos about having squirrels up her ass, or publicly shaming herself over having the vaginal odor of a Sudanese outhouse. So... it was advertising for this? I guess?

    Date: 08/09/23 Views: 209,829 Category: Public

  • 18 Year Old Does the Unthinkable

    One of those moments I can overlook the obvious health code violations because the performance is legendary. Be sure to leave them a ★★★★★ Yelp review. Something along the lines of: "Service was fast. Getting pubic lice was faster.".

    Date: 08/08/23 Views: 185,246 Category: WAT

  • So, Girls Do it Too?

    Actually foul. Never trusting Nordstrom's Lucky Labor Day sale again.

    Date: 08/07/23 Views: 162,479 Category: Assholes