Almost 2 hrs of some guy hangin brain in every zip code, but not even 10 secs of him being bludgeoned with the bumper of a passenger car? Do better Europe.
Movie? Actress name? Proof that it smells like a 4-star Vegas hotel between those cheeks? Any information would be helpful because the backshots on this girl must sound like Afghanistan during the Bush administration and I need to hear it.
Pretty impressive tbh. Both him dragging that elephant sized anal probe around with him all day long, and her ability to survive the 1vs1 on DM-TheLongestYard.
15M views on TikTok, but resorts to being slam fucked by Curly Joe in between Call of Duty ranks. Dude's living the life, but some advice for Sarah McGiggleshits; Little less ketamine, little more brown submarine. (I'm talking about your asshole)
See that rush of fear around the 0:58 mark? That's the kind of reaction second only to a man that has miscalculated his maximum capacity for Mountain Dew Code Red in a public venue. And I think that's something we can all relate to.
Check the tat in photo #12. Wouldn't be my first choice is permanent decoration to accent my ass crack, but I'll roll with the fantasy if it gets me in smelling distance of this fatherless activity. Call me, I'll be gaining chromosomes [-here-]
A rousing assembly of women that don't believe teh night is over until their clout levels have reached unmeasurable proportions. Reminiscent of a reoccurring dream I keep having involving Brock Lesnar and Long John Silver’s Cocktail Sauce.
Contrary to his job title, alpha male'ing isn't exactly this guy's specialty. You could say his opportunities are more wasted than season 5 of The Walking Dead. But I assume that's a-okay when you can tack on "Clout Whisperer" to your resume.
I don't know when the Gabbie Carter redemption arch started, but I'm all for it. Those early videos of hers were truly historical moments for me and my special edition bugle boy cutoffs, so lets soak this in before gravity calls for the rematch.
"Hungry Butt: When your rear end is starved of fresh air and eats your underwear and/or pants in an act of desperation. Also, when your ass is bigger than the pants surrounding it, therefore they stretch extra tightly into the pigeye area."
"When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool out of you. Even after you've taken so much collateral damage from jumping into unsolicited orgies, it's pushed your eyes further apart than the little mermaid” — Joan Rivers
Always found it weird to mix indoor snorkeling with attempting to orgasm. Of all the extra curricular activities you can collaborate with, I would expect something more wholesome. Like wearing VR goggles. Or reverse tugbombing for example.
That's what the source information claimed at least. Judging by the state of men in 2023, no actual proof is needed. At least you picked the right pilot, Stewart.
I want you to take a good long look at that weapon of mass destruction. With those dimensions you would think his question mark lookin ass would be too busy fighting Peter Pan instead of driving the female community to abstinence.
