Of all the reasons to leave Avatar 2 with a swamped ass, this was last on my list. Now have some respect and keep this shit in whatever theater M3GAN is playing.
Linking this for the comment section below. Check out the ongoing meltdown e-fight she's having with other users. Something about a girl Internet screaming "YOURE IDIOT!" at "Mrhugec0ck" really drives home the authenticity for me.
The narration is def. bullshit trying to scam you. The prequel to a Manchurian Gas Mask that follows however, is real. So go ahead and consider this a bipartisan fap.
How does one prepare for such a thing? I am only accepting answers that have nothing to do with authentic South American chimmichanga bowls & flag poles.
Windows Movie Maker, 240p resolution and less testosterone than a Mazda Miata. The only combination more deadly than freebasing the colonel's secret recipe.
Crossing both legs at the ankles with blood pressure at it's maximum, while begging for mercy only 3 inches away from the toilet is the kind of pain I can relate to so... I understand. Unrelated p.s. : bring back JACK3D's original formula.
Brea Bennett for the uninformed. How can I describe her? Well, she was basically the Nikki Cox of early 2000's era porn, had the rectal capacity of a garbonzo bean and always DFA. Just another diamond that never got her proper time to shine.
Public restrooms + stepping in unidentified fluids. Not exactly the most shocking combination. But I'll say this; Those tits are marvelous. Just big enough to become an OnlyFans millionaire, not big enough to create another Hulk Hogan hate crime.
I'm not exactly sure how these scenarios materialize, but I'll take a stab at it: [Guy 1]: "hey we should pretend my african american acquaintance is a delivery guy & i'll walk in on him clam bashing u"[Girl 1]: "huh?"[Guy 2]"aite" Many such cases.
Had to look up our guide to stranger danger because I couldn't remember the last time I saw her put new content out. It seems she quit a while back, and that's a shame. Those Tinder videos she was making were borderline medical journals.
A lot of questions arise while shuffling through this one, but none more pertinent than the 16:13 mark. Why is there a queen size mattress in the fucking bathroom?
Seems pretty predictable to me. One has the hairstyle of a GTA prostitue, and the other is living her monthly YOLO moment. Anxiety (and chlamydia) should be expected after the cinnamon twist fuck chicken brothers finish bustin their nuts.
Today's menu? Uninsurable throat damage, the strongest rectum in Texas, more chain mail than Scott Steiner's closet, a recipe banned from 78% of Gordon Ramsay's restaurants and an erection even Penn and Teller can't explain to you.
At first I thought we were finally getting a sequel to Feminist Attacks Cocky Stripper. Unfortunately she's not even close to being a copycat of the flank shanking legend, leaving the deep void in my heart unfulfilled yet again. #sad
Probably about as legit as Texas Roadhouse employee's washing their hands, but I do admire her dedication to the scene. The facial expressions are on point, and that smoke stack is winking like George Costanza after going 1v1 with a grapefruit.
#of: For half the cost of a Raising Cane's combo meal, u too can be subjected to whatever toxicology violations are lurking behind those master class Double-D's.
