Not facing consequences for jamming your weenus into the crazy girl that bags groceries at Sam's Club is as probable as a WSB subscriber being profitable. So it's safe to assume the burning continued well after he put his clothes back on.
Dude unloads more rope than Menards on Memorial Day weekend. She's giving Payless Shoes the publicity they deserve. In other words: It's a perfect match.
I don't even know what the fuck I'm looking at here, or why it was given the green light for live streaming. But it appears this cave dwelling goblin (zero feng shui) was able to turncoat a rival. Probably brought to you by [Prime™] Energy drinks.
☑ They literally look closely related
☑ Both wearing visible glucose monitors
☑ Room appears to have aroma of blue cheese
☑ John Wick 4 just lost it's chance at movie of the year
I'm specifically talking about the last clip here. One would think having a cock that looks like it survived being run over by a tractor trailer and turned into a periscope would limit the amount of exposure given. But... here we are. Again.
Looks like Sparky splurged all of his bat mitzvah nickles on the supreme package. She's built, looks like she enjoys it and judging by his lack of gagging, there's no aroma of yesterday's Newports anywhere to be seen. The glass ceiling is broken.
Van life nomads with a hygiene regimen? Without video proof I would have called you an ignorant slut of a liar. But 30 seconds into browsing their video catalogue makes me believe there is light at the end of the Hot Cheeto dust-filled tunnel.
Looks like Rylie Rowan. The only girl next door still running with that whole oops my step sister fell onto my penis thing. I'd run with it... if I could tell her apart from the 8,392 other OnlyScams girls that run more filters than an industrial fish tank.
Expected a green screen. Instead, I was roundhoused by whatever serbian family fuck fantasy is growing on the poop web. Hey Slavica, when ur done waxing dads pljeskavica, try investing in a webcam from this century. The goons will love you.
This display by Vivian Grace might be more interesting to you. You may not be into femboy fast food fart dom, but I guarantee you by the 9th pic your interest will at least start to peak. Either now or when Fall Out Boy writes a song about it.
18 semesters of Namibian dance theory paid, and this is how you return the favor to ur parents, Becky? u r a disgrace to the once great town of Ballbag, Nebraska.
I'm wondering how many Grimmace milkshakes had to be sacrificed to make this moment possible. The number is most definitely somewhere between zero and 1.
Today's visuals couldn't get better if you slammed an Ambien cocktail and hit the boardwalk wearing nothing but a smile and Walmart's finest body spray. Speaking of NJ, not even [-carl-] would be caught inside whatever spawned in the last clip.
College life hits different when you're friend with benedicts puts out like Friday morning's trash. Bonus points for being on the all-margarita and plan-b diet.
