Dude looks like he walked into a tattoo parlor and said "yes". Luckily he's hung like a brontosaurus to round out those brilliant life decisions. Not sure what's going on with that fucking nut sac though. Every step he takes probably has that monstrosity looking like a Basset Hound going head-first into a wind storm.
There's no shortage of people that consider teaching their penis the macarena a societal norm. Probably not for beginners. Chances are you'll misjudge one 360 no-scope & catch a local in the crossfire. Also known as "The Ben Roethlisberger"
25 exhilarating seconds featuring an open-palmed mushroom strike, face down humiliation and me wondering why the fuck people even put the effort into uploading this nonsense. In 2022 we need penetration, or violence... or cocanium.
Is nut shaming a thing? It's probably easier to adopt Swahili than trying to keep up with today's Twitter dictionary, so excuse me if it actually is. What I do know is her look at the 4:00 mark means the situation is not bussin, fr fr no capitals.
Hate to break your skid row fantasy, but homegirl isn't a vagrant. I actually still remember when this video first circulated; When desensitization was still a thing and public acts actually shocked people. Now nothing short of parallel parking a mini cooper into somebodies asshole gets the blood flowing. [ full version here ]
1) That Resident Evil show on Netflix 2) Electric Vehicles 3) Whatever fucking noise is coming out of this autistic gremlin's mouth. It may not be in order, but these are undoubtedly the top three erection deflating moments of 2022.
Jell-o has spent over 130 years trying to market jiggle like this and have seemingly failed miserably. Turns out all you need is a one-bedroom apartment in Lithuania and growing up without a father to really capture maximum chlamydia velocity.
Seeing a condom in one of these random hookup videos is actually becoming a rare occurrence. Both Mountain Dew and Plan B thank you for your contributions.
Social media misfit suffering from the combo of attention whoring & bug-eyed bitch syndrome performs the unhealthiest act of eroticism I've witnessed since girl_shits_herself_at_limp_bizkit_concert.mp4. Didn't see that one? ur missing out.
A public service announcement on the cons and cons of searching for discounted hookers lurking in Craigslist's general section. If the intimate relationship with $5 scratch off tickets doesn't erect your cock, the aroma of Newport Menthols will.
Thought were gonna make it 3 volumes of woman decorating their reproductive systems with everything not bolted down at Home Goods, and not get a visit by the only pornstar that could land a Dyson sponsorship? You thought wrong.
2:00 AM, face down and dressed like she just got done cleaning a traveling circus bathroom with her bare hands. If that isn't enough to bring your chicken nugget to maximum crispiness, then you clearly haven't spent a weekend in Romania.
Not the plan of attack I recommend you try on the misses. But when you're Mimi Cica, anything that doesn't run on a turbo diesel engine seems to be fair game...
Imagine thinking you're going to get a few warm up rounds, and before you can get your last gulp of Starbies down you're already dodging an onslaught of haymakers. Possible life reflection moment happening in real time around 21:46.
Step sister, third cousin, disabled mental patient that smells like expired mashed potatoes; You degenerates can label this video with whatever tags you want, nothing short of contracting buttpox is stopping a dive below that waistline.
A question for the gentleman who choose this method as an introduction to anal for their significant other: What exactly is your pregame vetting process? Seems to me locking her into the floor keeps you in the soft serve blast zone at all times.
She's not exactly equipped with a porn poker face. So when the director screams action, you know that corpsing smile is authentic. Reminiscent of a reoccurring dream I keep having involving Kirstie Alley and Long John Silver’s Cocktail Sauce.
