• Leaky Faucet

  She gushes out cum like a broken sprinkler. And by cum I mean urine... cause female ejaculation is a fuckin lie - unlike the rumor that all black people are deathly afraid of cats. That was actually scientifically proven in 1987.

  Date: 09/09/10 Views: 177,257 Category: Squirting

• Her First Anal

  Big tittied slutty gets introduced to the pains of anal sex. Miraculously, she seems to enjoy it. Those are some killer knockers lady... please ditch the Ellen Degeneres hairdo though.

  Date: 08/17/10 Views: 264,857 Category: Anal

• Grossed Out By Semen

  Cute pornstar nearly vomits after getting a taste of her partners alfredo sauce. Bitch needs to quit tripping and learn to savor the condiments of life.

  Date: 07/14/10 Views: 124,180 Category: Facials

• The Dangers Of Glory Holes

  Bro sticks his cock where it aint wanted and gets a serious tug job. If that doesn't result in half an inch of penile growth, I don't know what will.

  Date: 06/21/10 Views: 311,440 Category: LMAO

• Nice Tattoo

  He's got a fat gut, a huge Arnie tattoo and any time his wife chows down on too many Twinkys, he fucks her throat till she pukes em all up. This dude has class.

  Date: 05/29/10 Views: 104,545 Category: Tattoos

• All Holes: Out Of Order

  Damn... her cunt looks just as busted as the o-ring on her asshole. This bitch is gonna need industrial strength stitches or she's gonna be walking around with 2 craters between her legs.

  Date: 05/13/10 Views: 139,993 Category: Prolapse

• 2 Inch Stroodle Doodle

  In between her jew nose and his tootsie roll of a cock... I gotta ask... how the fuck did they expect anyone to get off to this? It's like the Wicked Witch meets Mini Me.

  Date: 05/05/10 Views: 142,111 Category: Small Cocks

• HAHA You're A Douchebag

  Dude gets called over to a changing room to assist a random slutty with her bikini. After she briefly leaves, he relishes the moment and starts beating off while the smell of her cunt is still in the air. You da man.

  Date: 04/28/10 Views: 243,281 Category: Busted

• A Bugs Life

  A housefly erroneously travels into the gaping ass cave of a 2 bit whore. I've actually seen this happen on more than one occasion. The novelty never fades.

  Date: 04/05/10 Views: 135,107 Category: Bloopers

• Pull My Winky

  He struts the streets with his cock out and purposely tries to collide with any females passing by. My hero.

  Date: 03/09/10 Views: 172,768 Category: GIF

• Dude Films His Mom Shitting

  I'm gonna go ahead and file this under 'incest'. Filming momma make a #2 is flat out fuckin wrong. Unless your mother happens to be that zesty little slut from Veronica Mars. By all means, record everything.

  Date: 11/16/09 Views: 262,366 Category: Incest

• Anna Nicole Smith Jr.

  Hottest prom photo ever.

  Date: 10/13/09 Views: 204,587 Category: Picture

• Multipurpose Fire Extinguisher

  Neat trick but I fear that might void the warranty. Play it safe and stick with stick 2 liter Mountain Dew bottles. Always feels good to recycle.

  Date: 06/30/09 Views: 121,292 Category: Objects

• Photoshop Is Her Best Friend

  You guys should see my Myspace head shots. I beat these bitches at their own game. Thanks to the blend tool, I look like one of the Jonas brothers and I'm pulling in 300 friend requests a day. Mostly older men but I'm not one too complain.

  Date: 06/25/09 Views: 149,103 Category: Picture

• Maggie Gyllenhaal Strip Searched

  You ever see Donnie Darko? Remember the bitchy older sister? Wanna see her get violated by a Chinaman suffering from small penis complex? Don't worry, I'll bring the popcorn.

  Date: 02/03/09 Views: 188,379 Category: Celebrities