Daisy Haze. She never got big big and it's a mystery as to why. She had a unique look, chipper attitude and wasn't averse to maximum cringe. More [penetration]
Comments under this fucking disaster of a sex tape are worth a couple moments of your time imo. Here's a tiny sneak preview: "sometimes I end up finding a video like this and laugh until my boner has dissolved and just end up going to bed".
Come on down to Typhoon Bill's 8ball Alley. A luxury trailer park that promises to fulfill your every need, or the first two prescriptions of Rocephin are on the house.
That soundtrack was pretty banging. Wanna know what's not though? Whatever the fuck crawled in or out of that man's anal cavity at the start of the video. I haven't seen that kind of wreckage since the great crave crate challenge of '97.
Much like everything Marvel has turned into a TV series; This starts out pretty interesting, but 30 seconds in you realize you've seen this shit before. Then you masturbate anyway and have a good night's rest before the credits start rolling.
Slavic degen films her 397th brother-buster video and expects us to get lost in teh story. Let me tell you something Natasha; unless ur that underwater bullshit in MGS 2 or the bottom of a Five Guys cajun fries cup, I am disoriented by no man.
Can't really give you the exact time these videos were filmed, but the aroma of Blockbuster microwaveable popcorn butter should be a good indicator. #vintage
That's not an actual quote from the video, but it should be. It seems Susana is having a little trouble with broski's maximum depth potential. And by trouble, I mean the kind of organ rearrangement Art The Clown would be impressed by.
Could we actually be looking at the very origins of the cornhole crusher himself? Might not be the first video, but this definitely has a mid-90's vibe. Back when you could buy rectal intolerance and Shark Bite fruit snacks for less than a dollar.
Comment: "It is vital to national security that you let this guy bust a nut. Whatever you do, if you want democracy to prevail, all future videos should feature him cumming inside of you. Don't let us down, your country is counting on you!"
