That number isn't verified, but the fact that more than one of these exists on camera is impressive. The only thing more degenerate then the following 9 mins, are the fucking comments lurking underneath it. The human experiment failed.
It'll never meet the legendary aura of [bad times at the bachelorette party] because... well, nothing will. But comparing is the thief of joy, and we shouldn't let $27 worth of content think tanking go to total waste here. She gets my vote.
If the universe-switching eyerolls syncing up with every uppercut to her cervix wasn't proof enough, the Labor Day sale floral pattern fashion trends from Khols on her outfit should be that this is a super mom. Also, opiates are probably bad.
Yet another horde of beatniks that have somehow managed to monetize the kind of performances that once only existed behind the locked doors of a Berlin basement. Big points for that Mitzuwana breakdancing at the 6:12 mark though.
Never underestimate the sex drive of a B-tier TikToker w/ an A-level facial game. You end the week with an umbrella policy on your health insurance... but the stories you'll be able to tell ur bros in Roblox chat will be absolutely legendary.
Sometimes I ask myself, how exactly did we get this far as a society? Then I remember Reddit has 50 million active users and it all starts to make sense.
An enthusiastic flock of females that don't believe the night is over unti clout levels have reached unimaginable proportions. Very reminiscent of a reoccurring dream I keep having involving Ronda Rousey & STUBBS® Dr. Pepper BBQ sauce.
Here's How Sydney Sweeney Boosted Crocs Stock Price This Week: Crocs brand Heydude named Sydney Sweeney as its global spokesperson Wednesday. The brand generated over 18% of Crocs' $1.1 billion revenue in the second quarter.
I've actually seen [this girl] before, but never getting ragdolled like Jeff Bezo's disposable income. Maybe when she's done finding herself, she can sign up for a safer hobby. Like glassblowing. Or teaching mountain lions yoga, for example.
I wish this had dual pov. His reaction as he realizes that friction is deflating those pigskins in real time would be akin to my discovery of Buc-ee's brisket sandwich.
The average threesome flatline before u can get the word out ur mouth. But not today. Side note: Anyone know if she has other vids? Specifically ones without Borat's cousin whose idea of teh sexy time is a penis softer than a bowl of yogurt?
Honestly the resemblance is kinda spot on, all the way down to twinkle in her eye. But it's not her. I know because the only thing spitting was whatever mythical third testicle this guy was pulling reserves out of. What the fuck was that ending?
The shelf life on this niche can't be more than a year or two. "NoLube/PornForce/Broken Sluts" - All of these studios have one thing in common: Keep penetrating until the chromosome count is no longer in line with the national average. #ouch
If you want attention in 2024, it's gonna take a lot more than hangin brain in the checkout line at Hot Topic. So take notes ladies, because it's this kind of work ethic that springboards you from "girl friend" to "girl wife". Respectfully of course.
Prostitution is a pretty straight-forward process. Browse Craigslist Gigs-Labor section and let the restraining orders fly. Unless you're a naive rookie that charges less than KFC's 10-piece Family Feast. Then, it gets a little awkward...
Symptom #27 that you just graduated from tasteless MILF meat, to full fledged community service: You find yourself with 15 minutes between PTA meetings and instead of preparing for it, you roll the dice and smash sum butt hash instead.
Rewriting semi-vintage porn history? Not on my watch. She is/was Ashley Rosi and her pioneering of amateur degeneracy will not be de-volved to muh mother content. edit: She's still active in '24. And it seems gravity still hasn't won the war.
Remember when a person could catch a few snoozes without fear of a psuedo family member treating their body like a communal dart board? Because I do not.
