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  • Beta Male is Beta

    The downside of adopting an all-kale diet? Every uterus in a 500 mile radius is using your ass to springboard her next Instagram post to buzzfeed's front page. And don't even get me started on the leaking bowel syndrome...

    Date: 04/30/18 Views: 246,371 Category: Cuck

  • did... did they just rape a guy?

    There was only one way out of this. Ya dun goofed, Bohdan.

    Date: 04/29/18 Views: 400,975 Category: Drunk

  • Girlfriend of the Week?

    The most erotic thing I've seen since the time my 19 y/o housekeeper cried 'no es bueno' after happening upon my unflushed shitter. Day before was Olive Garden night, fuckin Tour Of Italy. To quote Lil Wayne - I made it rain.

    Date: 04/27/18 Views: 246,531 Category: Public

  • Cuckold Tap Out HAHA

    This is called "caught lying on your resume". It happens when soybois try to larp their way into a fantasy that exiled them faster than a steakhouse. So they load up on gluten-free macchiatos and find themselves here. Hilarious.

    Date: 04/26/18 Views: 372,206 Category: Fail

  • "Me & My Refugee"

    Tired of beating off to the same old ASMR fantasy videos, and want the next best thing? How about a sexually-inept Nigerian that looks more helpless than DJ Khaled in front of 5,000 vegetarians? you played yaself.

    Date: 04/23/18 Views: 272,325 Category: Beefy

  • Horse Cock 101

    [tip: look in the second row for link] Kinda counterproductive to be hung like a zoo animal, yet never able to find a girl that can handle 50% of your moose leg. Perhaps it's that time to trade Tinder for farmersonly.com?

    Date: 04/16/18 Views: 316,003 Category: Big Dicks

  • There's Absolutely NO reason for this.

    Listen. I've seen some pretty loathsome shit in my day: Tijuana donkey porn, suggestive photographs of Mickey Rourke, all the Fantastic Four films. But THIS? This shit made me gag like a Hindu trapped inside Arby's. #IQUIT

    Date: 04/15/18 Views: 289,999 Category: Voyeur

  • It's a Sister Thing

    There's nothing more boner-hardening than uninhibited siblings... save for your dad walking in on you jacking off to Brendan Fraser in Encino Man. My point is: 90's movies are criminally underrated and it really needs to stop.

    Date: 04/13/18 Views: 297,110 Category: Hot

  • "i destroy teenagers"

    More homemade tonsillectomies HERE

    Date: 04/10/18 Views: 324,837 Category: Compilations

  • The Relationship Ender

    Seems pretty predictable to me. Shes got the tolerance of 1-ply toilet paper, and he's hung like a walrus tusk. Anxiety (and swelling) should be expected.

    Date: 04/06/18 Views: 300,139 Category: Rekt

  • Right Girl, WRONG PLACE

    I was spaghetti soft until the camera panned 12 inches south. Fucking hell, this chick is 1 injection of anesthesia away from experimental cornhole surgery & she's rippin one out like the lifeboats were deployed. I'm in love?

    Date: 04/05/18 Views: 297,419 Category: WTF

  • Unexpected 9-Incher

    This is bad. More bad than the time I emptied $27 worth of Wendy's value meals into the plastic case of Ninja Turtles III: The Manhattan Project for NES and slipped it in a Blockbuster drop-box. Wait no, that was priceless.

    Date: 04/04/18 Views: 355,626 Category: Busted

  • EPIC BUTTERFACE IS EPIC

    Her hip-to-waist ratio is insane. But mother of fuckin' Iggy Pop... not even a Chinese plastic surgeon could Ctrl+Alt+Del the Stalone from that face. Impressive body tho.... I dub thee '#1 girl I'd be sodomized in the dark by

    Date: 04/02/18 Views: 268,106 Category: Impressive

  • Little Girl, Gargantuan Cock

    Kennedy Kressler. I like her. I really do. But the girl's got the skin tone of a corpse and is built like a toothpick. This is essentially 1 cunt hair hair away from being stage-3 HIV porn. Guilty boner is guilty. More HERE + HERE

    Date: 04/02/18 Views: 253,496 Category: Beefy

  • Twitch.tv is Porn

    This is Carolina Sweets. She's a gAmErGuRl. AKA "porn streamer without the porn". Or as I prefer: "cute face and bitchy attitude without body odor reminiscent of Regal popcorn butter". POGGERS IN CHAT ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

    Date: 03/31/18 Views: 202,916 Category: Gamers

  • "don't fucking film this"

    don't care, had sex

    Date: 03/30/18 Views: 318,808 Category: Teen (18+)

  • WARNING: Advanced Users Only

    It's official. We have the answer for feminism.

    Date: 03/27/18 Views: 430,092 Category: Alphas

  • Roomate of the YEAR

    LIFE LESSON #237: If someone uses the word negotiable in their Craigslist ad - move the fuck on to the next one or prepare to doomsday prep on Valtrex & Clorox bleach. Discounts are temporary. War-torn genitals arent.

    Date: 03/25/18 Views: 310,222 Category: WTF

  • VIOLATING a Delivery Boy

    Spanked, groped & forced to eat bargain bin pizza toppings. If it wasn't for the pity squeeze, I'd wager this was gonna go from lolniceboner.mp4 to Last Known Video of Becky Stankalottapuss Alive pretty damn fast.

    Date: 03/22/18 Views: 285,934 Category: Alphas

  • 19 and still too afraid...

    ...to stop using the grocery store's dental aisle to reach her O-face. Shit lady, ever heard of Amazon? We'll go ahead donate the full $585.00 just to see you go 1 on 1 with this WOMB WRECKER and leave Colgate out of this war.

    Date: 03/21/18 Views: 229,224 Category: Teen (18+)