• This isn't Going to End Well

    This isn't Going to End Well

    damn son, check out the dimensions on him. You may have a confusing dream or 2 about being bludgeoned to death by it. Big emphasis on death. The graveyard would be a guarantee if you were to sword fight Captain Black Sparrow over here.

    Date: 10/18/18 Views: 210,133 Category: Big Dicks

  • Time For a New Roommate

    Time For a New Roommate

    This girl has really nice tits. So nice you'd almost completely forget the double layer of huggies you'd have to rip through in order to access the clitoris. #PASS

    Date: 10/16/18 Views: 152,376 Category: Nasty

  • 12... IN A ROW?

    12... IN A ROW?

    Interesting approach to entertainment. It's like Robot Chicken lost it's virginity to a Vietnamese midget. note: This site makes this kind of compilation every update (among all their other efukt-inspired edits) and that's not just cool... it's frosty.

    Date: 10/15/18 Views: 165,801 Category: Fail

  • First Time and Last Time

    First Time and Last Time

    Flattery is not exactly my strong point, but I gotta say: chick is bangin' yo. I'd gladly chew Kraft Macaroni and Cheese Ninja Turtles Edition out of Usain Bolts post-200 meter relay asshole just for a chance to hold her hand at KFC.

    Date: 10/12/18 Views: 188,429 Category: Amateur

  • The "TAP-OUT" Compilation

    The "TAP-OUT" Compilation

    "y dont u want anymoe dick?!" HAHA

    Date: 10/11/18 Views: 187,893 Category: Compilations

  • The Butthole Assassin

    The Butthole Assassin

    To say she's "in over her head this time" would be a bit of an understatement. Becky can't even get horizontal for more than 18 seconds before homeboy has her clitoris begging for mercy like me halfway into Venom last night.

    Date: 10/09/18 Views: 171,545 Category: Rekt

  • REAL? Teacher Gives NO FUCKS

    REAL? Teacher Gives NO FUCKS

    Aspiring English professor by day, Chaturbate trainee by... mid-day. Apparently this is legit, but I have skepticism like Tom Cruise has homosexuality. Despite the location and her reasonably-priced cardigan attire... I'm still calling bullshit.

    Date: 10/07/18 Views: 186,412 Category: Teachers

  • 17 Shameless Girls

    17 Shameless Girls

    There's 2 things I try my best no to do: 1.) masturbate in Burger King's drive-thru. And 2.) bullshit my viewers. That said, this video is pretty basic. But hey - the genitals are youthful & the humiliation is non-existent. Good enough for me.

    Date: 10/06/18 Views: 242,330 Category: Voyeur

  • RAREST SEX TAPE EVER [FOR REAL]

    RAREST SEX TAPE EVER [FOR REAL]

    Missalice18. 10 years of blueballing has come to an end my friends. May our tube socks never see a dry day again and our erections put Viagra out of business.

    Date: 10/05/18 Views: 212,183 Category: Hot

  • I Regret Everything

    I Regret Everything

    Pretty slick combination of fuckery and remorse going on here. side note: This site makes this kind of compilation video for every update they post (among all their other efukt-inspired edits) and that's not just cool... it's COOL AS ICE

    Date: 10/03/18 Views: 169,947 Category: LMAO

  • "lol im fucking your girlfriend"

    "lol im fucking your girlfriend"

    Looking like Chris Bale from The Machinist, while your S/O gets a mouthful of bonerschnitzil. Exactly how you shouldn't spend the night after visiting grandma.

    Date: 10/02/18 Views: 192,444 Category: Cuck

  • Ruining an Escort's Day

    Ruining an Escort's Day

    From the clearance section of BackPage.com comes an escort sporting bed bugs, a wonky titty, and a heart of gold. Her entire scene is just one cluster fuck of fail.

    Date: 09/29/18 Views: 178,480 Category: LMAO

  • "haha we put this on Instagram"

    "haha we put this on Instagram"

    Date: 09/28/18 Views: 185,227 Category: Assholes

  • The Legend Himself

    The Legend Himself

    That's it. As far as I'm concerned the line between memes and real life officially doesn't exist anymore. Bring on the moth gangbangs and bowsette ejaculations.

    Date: 09/27/18 Views: 154,338 Category: Hookers

  • Rent's Overdue

    Rent's Overdue

    Turns out those 'female respondents only 'ads on Craigslist yield interesting results. Specifically in the "bobbing for Alabama crab apples" department.

    Date: 09/25/18 Views: 179,243 Category: Anal

  • The "SURPRISE!" Compilation

    The "SURPRISE!" Compilation

    I can forgive the potato-grade video quality. I understand the lack of names to prevent Instagram stalking. But cutting off the girls @3:39 before they ran to use honey dijon as lubricant? ZERO/5 stars you simple-minded, incredulous fuck.

    Date: 09/24/18 Views: 169,783 Category: Assholes

  • DELETE THIS

    DELETE THIS

    oh boi oh boi

    Date: 09/23/18 Views: 261,873 Category: Teen

  • How to Traumatize a Teenager

    How to Traumatize a Teenager

    Not since the Olsen twin eating disorders have I seen such misuse of a white girl. The niche for being beaten unconscious is a limited one, but you better fucking believe it's gatekeeped by Odette Delacroix. More abnormal erections HERE

    Date: 09/20/18 Views: 353,444 Category: Rekt

  • Girlfriend of the Fucking YEAR

    Girlfriend of the Fucking YEAR

    This girl's vageen suffers more abuse than a stolen credit card in the hands of an African American at Chukchansi Gold Casino. Additional WUT? at the 10:09 mark.

    Date: 09/17/18 Views: 212,820 Category: Impressive

  • FUCKING IMMIGRATION

    FUCKING IMMIGRATION

    that's some funny shit

    Date: 09/16/18 Views: 219,088 Category: LMAO

  • Cuckold Malpractice

    Cuckold Malpractice

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Date: 09/15/18 Views: 195,059 Category: Cuck

  • Life With a 10-Inch Penis

    Life With a 10-Inch Penis

    Date: 09/13/18 Views: 278,954 Category: Big Dicks

  • BALLS-DEEP OR GTFO!

    BALLS-DEEP OR GTFO!

    Now if only he put as much effort into his camerawork, as she did making me regret every woman I've slipped the 'ole waffle dolphin inside of (see: 3.5 regrets) maybe we wouldn't be expecting a directors cut of this fine fuckery.

    Date: 09/12/18 Views: 156,127 Category: Hot

  • Abusing a $35.00 Hooker

    Abusing a $35.00 Hooker

    She's no Scarlett Johansson. But what's lacking in popularity & genetics, she makes up for in... well, nothing. This chick is fucking useless. Those hams look like they were bolted on by an intern at LEGOLAND & I dont know why

    Date: 09/12/18 Views: 273,054 Category: Rekt

  • Deranged Daughter

    Deranged Daughter

    This is what happens when your competition pushes you too far. Bloodlines are contaminated, confused boners are erected - all because some kooky bitch couldn't keep her hands on her own tits. Watch the full show HERE

    Date: 09/10/18 Views: 172,788 Category: Slutty

  • I think she's done this before...

    I think she's done this before...

    A little bit off-topic, but sweet mother of dragons, every time this girl sticks out her tongues (every 8 seconds) her face instantly reminds me why TUMBLR and pocket knives are a horrible combination.

    Date: 09/09/18 Views: 194,789 Category: Public

  • Threesome of the Century

    Threesome of the Century

    The BRUNETTE
    The BLONDE
    The VIEWER

    Date: 09/08/18 Views: 168,919 Category: Hot

  • I'm not okay with this

    I'm not okay with this

    Anyone else get a confusing urge for chimichangas?

    Date: 09/07/18 Views: 187,203 Category: Freaks

  • Literally WIFE MATERIAL

    Literally WIFE MATERIAL

    Revenge of the Brown Sith

    Date: 09/05/18 Views: 191,947 Category: Anal

  • what. the. fuck. is. this.

    what. the. fuck. is. this.

    This one is kind of hard to describe because without context it just comes off as another Kevin Spacey sex ritual. All I know is, I picked a really bad day to get nostalgic about Power Rangers. #only90skidswillunderstandthis

    Date: 09/04/18 Views: 216,229 Category: Cringe