• Escort Can't Handle it!

    Escort Can't Handle it!

    Not since paying backpage.com's finest in pennies have you seen a sexual arrangement become such a challenge. A hooker with a 'no tits no blowjob' policy? Congratulations on being more useless than a chocolate teapot.

    Date: 02/18/18 Views: 161,009 Category: Hookers

  • Mileage Not Guaranteed

    Mileage Not Guaranteed

    I've seen this configuration before: Cute Whole Foods cashier above the waist, John Deer lawn aerator below it. I'd contact my local feminist chapter for false advertising, but I've already filled my tube sock & it's time for bed.

    Date: 02/17/18 Views: 219,405 Category: Teen

  • 4 Cumshots, 6 Minutes

    4 Cumshots, 6 Minutes

    Everybody is born with a gift. Some are just better left at IHOP glory holes.

    Date: 02/16/18 Views: 163,677 Category: Impressive

  • Would YOU pay for this?

    Would YOU pay for this?

    Fart assaults, bitch slappings, clit sniping - I thought I've seen it all when it comes to Internet prostitution. And once again, I was dead fucking wrong.

    Date: 02/15/18 Views: 134,488 Category: Webcams

  • She Literally Almost Dies [MUST WATCH]

    She Literally Almost Dies [MUST WATCH]

    Frontal lobe ruthlessly attacked at the hands of a guy that considers Home Depot's hardware dpt EROTIC. No, this isn't my review for the newest ISIS video. It's the Citizen Kane of tardgasms, and you need to see it to the end.

    Date: 02/14/18 Views: 179,185 Category: Rekt

  • Unique Technique

    Unique Technique

    A coworker at Little Caesars once told me she used the side of a Redbull can to pleasure herself. She said the feeling of her deep-dish pizza bowl being grinded made her cum instantaneously. Is that what's going on here?

    Date: 02/13/18 Views: 151,312 Category: Hot

  • Stranger Grabbed by the Pussy

    Stranger Grabbed by the Pussy

    Not since the days of blindly acquiring porn ala 5600 baud Limewire have I come across a female with such seminal fortitude. She's got standards brah. Know who doesn't have standards? THIS WIND TUNNEL. #sendhelp

    Date: 02/12/18 Views: 128,903 Category: Slutty

  • HAHA: Creampie DENIED

    HAHA: Creampie DENIED

    Are you seeing that body language? I know that body language. Roughly translated it means: if you pull out again, I'll park my Kia Soul in your asshole next time you fall asleep. Go ahead, ask me. Ask me how I know.

    Date: 02/11/18 Views: 170,112 Category: Bitches

  • You'll Cum 14 Times

    You'll Cum 14 Times


    Date: 02/10/18 Views: 325,628 Category: Teen

  • Bad Way to Spend $200 in Thailand

    Bad Way to Spend $200 in Thailand

    Not since walking into a waffle house at 2 AM have I seen such disrespect for the lower half of a brown female. And just like the riot that ended that night, he has no intent of letting $39 worth of plastic surgery go to waste.

    Date: 02/09/18 Views: 172,201 Category: Asians

  • Award-Winning Sex (for realz)

    Award-Winning Sex (for realz)

    Adriana Chechik aka Performer of the Year 2017. "Question is, will she be able win 2 years in a row? As hot as she is right now, there is a chance that could actually happen, especially with the work she is doing with VR porn"

    Date: 02/08/18 Views: 183,503 Category: Porn

  • Role Reversal?

    Role Reversal?

    I've seen desperate girls do desperate shit to keep their ManyVids account filled with dollars... but risking life, death and a clean record just to keep cOrNhOLePRO69 entertained? That's a level of hope to encounter ASAP.

    Date: 02/07/18 Views: 122,075 Category: Impressive

  • Masturbating Behind Mom Part 2

    Masturbating Behind Mom Part 2

    Self-proclaimed Fap Ninja adds another accolade to her resume, in the form of Nicholas Cage's School of Acting graduate. An unfortunately accurate title you'll agree with when you question your purpose in life around 18:00.

    Date: 02/04/18 Views: 130,081 Category: Parents

  • Doctor of the Year?

    Doctor of the Year?

    When your rusty bag is knee-level, and the age of medicare is on the horizon - maybe being labeled a sexual predator becomes the least of your problems? For everyone else: You probably shouldn't even attempt this.

    Date: 02/03/18 Views: 261,587 Category: Seniors

  • Practice ≠ Perfect

    Practice ≠ Perfect


    Date: 02/02/18 Views: 155,258 Category: Derp

  • Hot Sister, UGLY ENDING

    Hot Sister, UGLY ENDING

    I can understand the incestual story arch. I'll look past the iPhone 3 camera quality. But the no-hesitation, double-dip taste-test of his own pearl jam at 7:22 mark? UNFUCKINGFORGIVABLE you incomplete, slovenly shit donut.

    Date: 02/01/18 Views: 224,063 Category: Incest

  • Meanwhile, in Japan...

    Meanwhile, in Japan...

    This is standard Asian our music sounds like squirrels in a woodchipper, but if I put my mouth on your cock you won't notice it syndrome. Fortunately, science has gifted us the video to accompany this diss track. #springbreak

    Date: 01/31/18 Views: 140,272 Category: Asians

  • The Dream

    The Dream

    Stalk the blonde HERE
    Stalk the brunette HERE
    Evacuate your last nut HERE

    Date: 01/30/18 Views: 207,996 Category: Porn

  • 100% Wrong

    100% Wrong

    A/B honor roll, all F's you retarded

    Date: 01/29/18 Views: 270,895 Category: Derp

  • Repair Man Has No Idea

    Repair Man Has No Idea

    Degenerate hoebag works feverishly to get sexually assaulted by a guy with more V's in his name than a Russian dictionary... and doesn't come close to succeeding. Enjoy your 0-star YELP review Victor Vahdeem Vyachvyeslahv!

    Date: 01/28/18 Views: 187,575 Category: Slutty

  • Teen Mom Gives Zero Fucks

    Teen Mom Gives Zero Fucks

    More HERE

    Date: 01/27/18 Views: 176,348 Category: Public

  • Opportunity of a Lifetime

    Opportunity of a Lifetime

    She's pretty hot. So hot I'd consider parting with my first-edition Lindsay Lohan love doll. The rare pre-i snorted Tide Pods before it was cool version.

    Date: 01/26/18 Views: 188,199 Category: Asians

  • Safe word? What safe word?

    Safe word? What safe word?

    Can't imagine how many E.R. vists had to be falsified before she found the sweet spot. I respect the exploration, but the only road this fetish ultimately leads to is Dennis Rodman and strategically placed cream cheese.

    Date: 01/24/18 Views: 275,562 Category: Teen

  • "how I got kicked out of school"

    "how I got kicked out of school"

    har har

    Date: 01/23/18 Views: 235,559 Category: LMAO

  • REAL: Guy Rents Out Girlfriend

    REAL: Guy Rents Out Girlfriend

    He watches commands his S/O to chew, lick and gobble her way to next month's utility bill payment. Good call on filming too. Maybe for your next exploit you can use said video to negotiate your way to a free super-size?

    Date: 01/21/18 Views: 210,058 Category: Amateur

  • 8-Inch Surprise

    8-Inch Surprise

    Becky shats herself upon realizing her next FB Live appearance won't be a pretty one. I haven't seen such an intense look of confusion and despair since that time I got caught beta testing display toilets at Home Depot.

    Date: 01/20/18 Views: 213,633 Category: Fappers

  • Paralyzed by His Erection

    Paralyzed by His Erection

    HIM: Dressed like a level 65 COD Lieutenant
    HER: Dressed like Corey Feldman during an audition
    Some love stories just aren't written with happy endings.

    Date: 01/19/18 Views: 161,172 Category: Slutty

  • "i almost fucked my girlfriend to death"

    "i almost fucked my girlfriend to death"

    It's all about crossing the line with class. Conquer that skill and nothing shall come between your tits and Internet glory. Save for a restraining order or 4.

    Date: 01/17/18 Views: 276,426 Category: Rekt

  • The Best 10 Seconds on the Internet

    The Best 10 Seconds on the Internet

    Nothing spells T-R-U-L-U-V like 12 ounces of dollar-store beer missing it's target. Don't know bout you, but my Valentine's day just got booked solid.

    Date: 01/15/18 Views: 182,819 Category: Derp

  • MILF with the Magic Touch

    MILF with the Magic Touch

    Nothing goes viral quite like middle-aged salmon canyons... so here's 2 minutes worth of the best in the biz. Too old for the bullshit, too young for the metamucil. This is something I like to call: middle ground (and pound).

    Date: 01/13/18 Views: 198,284 Category: Hot