• "my wife is your wife"

    "my wife is your wife"

    Good taste in women (sluzzas). Poor taste in marriage material. 2 words homie: Martial Arts. Join the rest of the evolved population and pick up a hobby that won't end in a burning urethra, you repugnant, betamale fuck.

    Date: 11/05/17 Views: 87,297 Category: Cuck

  • World's Hottest Autistic

    World's Hottest Autistic

    What can be said? Just another tard that's taken her addiction to szechuan-flavored attention whoring to an entirely new level. Normally I'd file this type of creature in the 'never' pile... but this one officially gets a FAP pass ✔

    Date: 11/04/17 Views: 101,807 Category: Derp

  • Peeping Tom Caught... THREE TIMES!

    Peeping Tom Caught... THREE TIMES!

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Date: 11/04/17 Views: 107,557 Category: Busted

  • Unbreakable White Girl

    Unbreakable White Girl

    Becky gets the frappuccinos fucked out of her, generating one throbbing orgasm after another. I'm guessing the end result isn't too aesthetically pleasing. An hour of this is how things end up on the Arby's value menu.

    Date: 11/03/17 Views: 362,623 Category: Big Dicks

  • Overdeveloped Trick-or-Treater

    Overdeveloped Trick-or-Treater

    Megaton MILF prides herself on making men blow their gravy supply faster than R. Kelly in an unsupervised porta potty. All by merely squeezing her meatloafs into a size XS piece of Spandex, courtesy of Party City. #skills

    Date: 11/03/17 Views: 142,900 Category: Cosplay

  • A Russian Love Story

    A Russian Love Story

    3 A.M. hookup goes from erotic to i'll kill u motherfucker as Ivan Ivanovitch Ivanovsky starts sticking his custard musket into enemy territory. The hate in her eyes is real. Him promising to keep this home movie a secret is not.

    Date: 11/02/17 Views: 117,705 Category: Assholes

  • Amazing Pussy, Disturbing Talent

    Amazing Pussy, Disturbing Talent

    Kinda like the Jigsaw franchise, this went from intriguing to 'it's time to stop' pretty damn quick. Tipping point involves a vaginal evacuation story told in the most soothing voice I've heard since Bob Ross. 10/10, would fap again.

    Date: 11/01/17 Views: 113,448 Category: Impressive

  • Intentionally Caught Jackin Off

    Intentionally Caught Jackin Off

    Real? Sadly, no. Not everyone has to the bojangles to be this kind of hero.

    Date: 10/31/17 Views: 143,648 Category: Fappers

  • WTF? Why would they do this?

    WTF? Why would they do this?

    643 recorded cumshots, and you choose Japanese censorship as the next move to keep your minge relevant? ZERO MOTHER FUCKIN STARS JANICE.

    Date: 10/31/17 Views: 118,653 Category: Porn

  • Your Roomates are Cunts

    Your Roomates are Cunts

    HAHA

    Date: 10/30/17 Views: 133,724 Category: Bitches

  • Mission Impossible

    Mission Impossible

    Don't let the impressive tits and hollow brain cavity fool you: Porn is the last place she should be showcasing her talents. More inept intercourse HERE

    Date: 10/29/17 Views: 169,621 Category: Cringe

  • Pedro Ruins the Moment (HAHA)

    Pedro Ruins the Moment (HAHA)

    and by 'moment' I mean the 10 seconds it took for an Ecuadorian hooker to say ADIOS to the gangbang contract and make a run for the door. Only thing missing here is a Mariachi band attempting to cover Cyprus Hill songs.

    Date: 10/29/17 Views: 127,772 Category: Hookers

  • 12 Girls Banned from SnapChat

    12 Girls Banned from SnapChat

    It's all about crossing the line with class. Conquer that skill and nothing shall come between your tits and Internet glory. Save for a restraining order or 5.

    Date: 10/28/17 Views: 148,469 Category: Compilations

  • The Morning After

    The Morning After

    Nothing peaks interest quite like inebriated girls and their inability to stay fully clothed. So here's 30 of em. Specific interest should be given to girlie numero 3 who has miraculously made it through the night skidmark-free.

    Date: 10/27/17 Views: 208,587 Category: Gallery

  • 19-year-old Has a Blowout

    19-year-old Has a Blowout

    3:10 mark for the ground-to-brown explosion.

    Date: 10/26/17 Views: 138,426 Category: Devices

  • Before & Afters

    Before & Afters

    I wont bamboozle you: this trailer park starter kit is pretty uninspiring. But there's something about girl #2 that speaks to me in a she's sucked dick for chicken nuggets kind of way, and I think it should be shared with the world.

    Date: 10/24/17 Views: 164,710 Category: Gallery

  • LOL: Fan Tries to Finger Girl at Convention

    LOL: Fan Tries to Finger Girl at Convention

    A true alpha, or shameless advertising via exhibitionism? You be the judge.

    Date: 10/22/17 Views: 176,958 Category: WAT

  • Too Many Dicks!

    Too Many Dicks!

    The facial expressions while getting her hotdog oven overstocked are priceless. Worthy of their own Twitch emojis. Same goes for some of the meat vendors giving the handout. Every 15 seconds is a Kodak moment.

    Date: 10/20/17 Views: 146,009 Category: Groups

  • The Crowd Pleaser

    The Crowd Pleaser

    Camgirl Porn: Sometimes it's as exciting as an audio book of Newt Gingrich customizing a bowl at Chipotle. But throw in a pair of glasses and a girl that pays the vagisil bill with e-tokens, and it becomes BUENOS FAPPERINOS!

    Date: 10/19/17 Views: 126,520 Category: Teen

  • Speechless

    Speechless

    Trashbag's 15 seconds of fame gets derailed by a cleaner, more clothed girl in the foreground. Don't feel too bad lady. Seeing as I started itching just by watching u do the crab crawl back there, ur technically still in the limelight.

    Date: 10/19/17 Views: 128,808 Category: Public

  • Never Saw it Coming

    Never Saw it Coming

    Much like Miley Cyrus after a spirited jog through a petting zoo, you can't trust a damn thing below this guy's waistline. Well... at least she's got pride. Know who doesn't? THIS CREATURE. Kill him, cautiously F-A-P to this.

    Date: 10/18/17 Views: 135,388 Category: Alphas

  • Sex After 30

    Sex After 30

    I'm pretty sure I just came across a new sub-genre here. I shall dub thee Amateur Millennial Mashing. Much like integrity, it can't be taught - only induced. 6 inches of wet spaghetti and Dress Barn managers are required.

    Date: 10/17/17 Views: 135,763 Category: MILF

  • Seriously, I'm fucking AMAZED

    Seriously, I'm fucking AMAZED

    Disregard the misleading thumbnail, you'll soon understand it's objective. This is honestly the most baffling shit I've seen since watching Inception on 2 bars of Xanex. Let it be known: eFukt officially got one-upped today.

    Date: 10/17/17 Views: 197,812 Category: Impressive

  • Breakdown Girl's Greatest Hits

    Breakdown Girl's Greatest Hits

    What once was thought to be a single piss-poor decisions has blossomed into a pattern of mental dysfunction. Lady, I love them tits, but WTFever is going on at 12:18 in that last video requires medical attention. PARTS 1 and 2

    Date: 10/16/17 Views: 125,118 Category: Hot

  • When you see it....

    When you see it....

    Contrary to her appearance, lead-role acting isn't really this girl's specialty. Her BA in theater was more wasted than a Chinese man's pension check in a casino. But all of that's okay when you can see 360 degrees at all times.

    Date: 10/14/17 Views: 187,514 Category: Derp

  • MFW Dad Comes Home Early

    MFW Dad Comes Home Early

    @1:57 mark

    Date: 10/14/17 Views: 125,725 Category: Parents

  • SORRY, NOT SORRY

    SORRY, NOT SORRY

    Never have I seen a man do something so disrespectful with such grace. Where there's shame, he shows honor. Where there's suffering, he brings comfort. And where there's romance, well... he really doesn't GAF, HAHA.

    Date: 10/13/17 Views: 166,224 Category: Surprise

  • How The Fuck Does this Happen?

    How The Fuck Does this Happen?

    Posting for no other reason than this guy looking like Chief fuckin Wiggum.

    Date: 10/12/17 Views: 144,575 Category: Hot

  • WARNING: For Advanced Users Only

    WARNING: For Advanced Users Only

    I'm all for breaking boundaries, but a little caution should be advised. When trying special team plays you saw on the Internet, it's best to practice first. PROOF: The 12 pack of these bastards being Amazon-prime'd to my house.

    Date: 10/12/17 Views: 182,546 Category: Impressive

  • Secondhand Vagina

    Secondhand Vagina

    Modern technology demonstrates it's versatility, and this particular duo are a prime example. They're scarfing down war-grade sphincter, while I'm still over here waiting for Cuphead's 'beat-the-shit-out-of-your-wife' DLC. FUCK.

    Date: 10/11/17 Views: 116,158 Category: WTF