• Egon Loses His Virginity

    Egon Loses His Virginity

    HER: Looks like the rates are hourly
    HIM: Looks like he's had every flavor of Pop Tarts
    Some love stories are just destined for happy endings.

    Date: 12/19/18 Views: 229,560 Category: Public

  • Instagram Model Put on Blast

    Instagram Model Put on Blast

    Honestly I have no clue who Nina Zrenjanin is, nor do I feel like sacrificing 14 seconds to Google translate Swedish Yiddish into Americano. But judging by the amount of raw meat here, it's safe to say she's not famous for being vegan.

    Date: 12/18/18 Views: 174,016 Category: Celebrities

  • Escort Loses Her Smile

    Escort Loses Her Smile

    My first 'pay-to-play' was in a McD toilet stall. She was more Kurt Perry than Katy Perry, pretty foul. Not even a replay of Heather Graham's bush in Boogie Nights changed the mood. But... if I had this guy's attitude? Life would be different.

    Date: 12/16/18 Views: 163,517 Category: Ouch

  • Third Time's a Charm

    Third Time's a Charm

    "you're done already?" lol

    Date: 12/14/18 Views: 160,421 Category: Teen

  • Imagine Being this Beta

    Imagine Being this Beta

    Talk about pathetic. Listen Patrick, when it comes time to splurge your hanukkah nickles this season - make a worthwhile investment. Like a Kindle Fire. Or a noose.

    Date: 12/13/18 Views: 203,054 Category: Cuck

  • The REVENGE Compilation

    The REVENGE Compilation

    I've seen a lot of desperation in my day... but damn near 4 fucking hours of mid-production skin flicks trying to pass themselves off as revenge porn? I would say the Internet has officially reached a new low... but buzzfeed.com still exists.

    Date: 12/12/18 Views: 212,639 Category: Compilations

  • 10-Inch Death Wish

    10-Inch Death Wish

    How/Why semi-concious females go on the hunt for ding dongs that can literally rearrange their organs is beyond my knowledge. Clearly Arya Fae's parents didn't raise no bitch. Now... call Shaquille o'Neal and lets finish this snuff film right.

    Date: 12/11/18 Views: 210,699 Category: Big Dicks

  • Collateral Damage

    Collateral Damage

    I'm digging the pre-sodimizing acting. That's what porn is missing: A relatable leading actress that's been kicked out of Big Bang Theory's catering truck. Twice.

    Date: 12/09/18 Views: 199,012 Category: Fail

  • 18. Natural. PERFECT

    18. Natural. PERFECT

    If one thing never fails to get a metric fuckton of clicks, it's five-day legal squeeze bags. So here's 16 secs of the best ones you'll see all week. That's right, 16. As in the number of times I have to flush after a Little Caesars Five for $5 groupon.

    Date: 12/08/18 Views: 153,369 Category: Impressive

  • Total Nonstop Orgasms

    Total Nonstop Orgasms

    Got the Tom Yum spring rolls fucked outta her HAHA

    Date: 12/07/18 Views: 196,198 Category: Big Dicks

  • She Lasted 7 Seconds

    She Lasted 7 Seconds

    Not exactly building an impressive resume when 2 1/2 inches of Alabama's finest sends you running for the Neosporin. This might interfere with her 5-year plan.

    Date: 12/05/18 Views: 193,325 Category: Anal

  • Creeping Coworker

    Creeping Coworker

    Some people will watch this and see a beautiful free spirit. Others will shower their routers in ammonia and set their monitor on fire. But me? All I see is a girl that gives 0 fucks about gender neautral bathrooms. Call me Mr. Positivity.

    Date: 12/04/18 Views: 249,604 Category: Busted

  • Just Scroll to 7:16

    Just Scroll to 7:16

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Date: 12/03/18 Views: 218,120 Category: WAT

  • This better not be real...

    This better not be real...

    #yikers #poggers

    Date: 12/01/18 Views: 224,640 Category: Busted

  • Hooker INSTANTLY Regrets Anal

    Hooker INSTANTLY Regrets Anal

    aye, I'm thinking it might be best if you restrict all incoming traffic to the front of your body. Either that, or stop shopping for clientele at zoo entrances. Another few years of this and even a Jewish butcher won't be discounting that meat pile.

    Date: 11/29/18 Views: 179,025 Category: Anal

  • feelin cute, might delete later

    feelin cute, might delete later

    #21 is the one you're looking for. Quite possibly the most impressive pair of grass-fed sweater cows that will ever grace your 13" Hewlett Packard computer monitor.

    Date: 11/28/18 Views: 155,212 Category: Gallery

  • Pornstar Reaches Her Limit

    Pornstar Reaches Her Limit

    STALK HER

    Date: 11/25/18 Views: 159,091 Category: Rekt

  • Ecuadorian Teen Gangbang

    Ecuadorian Teen Gangbang

    And by gangbang I mean one single sexually inept man losing his virginity, while Oscar De Lahoya's 2 cousins spectate. Only thing missing is a Mariachi band and that one token black guy repeatedly screaming "wurlstar". Cut and reshoot, thx.

    Date: 11/24/18 Views: 157,345 Category: Busted

  • It's Time to STOP

    It's Time to STOP

    21+ minutes of implied incest porn even Dr. Phil wouldn't touch. I think it's pretty safe to say 2018 has officially jumped the shark when it comes to sister fucking.

    Date: 11/22/18 Views: 176,637 Category: Porn

  • 1-Way Ticket to Jail

    1-Way Ticket to Jail

    [update]

    Date: 11/21/18 Views: 189,005 Category: Assholes

  • Triple Kill

    Triple Kill

    Chance of this happening to you IRL: 0%
    Chance of Hulk Hogan leg dropping a BLM protester: 27%
    Chance of Chipotle skidding an entire roll of Charmin Extra Soft: 97.9%

    Date: 11/20/18 Views: 234,997 Category: Hot

  • They Can't Handle it

    They Can't Handle it

    A service bulletin for our lady viewers. Next time you feel like exposing your blown out tator tot to the general public, be sure to load up Instagram live first. Maybe you'll discover something you all lack - sophistication motherfuckers.

    Date: 11/19/18 Views: 307,962 Category: Busted

  • The One that Got Away

    The One that Got Away

    Don't be fooled by the i collect discounted cheeses & argue with people on Reddit starter kit. That's fear in her eyes, but trust that this lady is no quitter.

    Date: 11/18/18 Views: 175,161 Category: Amateur

  • Boyfriend Just Don't Give a Fuck

    Boyfriend Just Don't Give a Fuck

    Date: 11/17/18 Views: 156,157 Category: Drunk

  • 200 Orgasms Later

    200 Orgasms Later

    Oh it's that girl again. You know... the only female that has danced on the line of fucking the mentally challenged for so long, you've now become attracted to people that shop at Walmart? We truly have nobody but ourselves to blame.

    Date: 11/15/18 Views: 202,458 Category: Rekt

  • Movie Night

    Movie Night

    we are venom. and we have stage 3 chlamydia.

    Date: 11/13/18 Views: 169,590 Category: Public

  • Extrodinary White Girls

    Extrodinary White Girls

    Guaranteed to confirm every snowbunny story you ever heard. Don't be fooled by the aroma of pumpkin spice, these blanco ninas are certified horse cock herders.

    Date: 11/12/18 Views: 186,353 Category: Big Dicks

  • Seriously Tight Insertions

    Seriously Tight Insertions

    Some women need size to get off. Others, a $12.00 shopping spree at Moe's Tex Mex Grill. Then there's Kenzie Reeves who needs no more than half a mini vienna sausage to send her convulsing back to the baby Gap her wardrobe is from.

    Date: 11/11/18 Views: 176,341 Category: Compilations

  • The Giving Girlfriend

    The Giving Girlfriend

    Nothing gets the peanut gallery talking quite like simultaneous acts of public indecency - so here's 3 girls doing just that. That's right, three as in the number of times I jack off to each episode of Ally McBeal. #skeletonsneedlovetoo #noh8

    Date: 11/09/18 Views: 159,644 Category: Groups

  • "i fucked an Instagram model"

    "i fucked an Instagram model"

    The Gym: Some go to starve off morbid obesity for another 17 minutes. The other 99.8% go to pad their insignificant social media library. This girl seems to do both.

    Date: 11/08/18 Views: 191,016 Category: Alphas