• your girlfriend will never do this

    your girlfriend will never do this

    You see all these videos of girls too scared to hit a Wendy's drive-thru with a homemade glaze. Then u have Maria Leonne... giving less than zero shits & takes more loads in public than a New York City dump truck. #trendkiller

    Date: 08/22/18 Views: 179,781 Category: Alphas

  • Sexually Assaulting Hotel Maids

    Sexually Assaulting Hotel Maids

    These men have truly mastered the art of sexually harassing migrant workers. Bravo. But I do believe it's time to take that next step forward - The Ritz Carlton. All white maids with 34D titties. Make daddy proud.

    Date: 08/20/18 Views: 144,911 Category: Assholes

  • P-E-R-F-E-C-T-I-O-N

    P-E-R-F-E-C-T-I-O-N

    Date: 08/19/18 Views: 148,305 Category: Impressive

  • I feel guilty for masturbating to this...

    I feel guilty for masturbating to this...

    lol just kidding. glaze the ceilings

    Date: 08/18/18 Views: 199,157 Category: Teen

  • Mother of the Millennium

    Mother of the Millennium

    Before today, I was certain of a few things. 1) Pennywise could never make me ejaculate. And B) The i slipped a stiffy-uh into my mother-uh videos would have been a thing of the past in 2018. Batting 0% feelsbadman.gif

    Date: 08/17/18 Views: 176,885 Category: MILF

  • Pornstar Starts #FUCKAFAN Movement

    Pornstar Starts #FUCKAFAN Movement

    Mia Khalifa has been called a lot of things: Infamous, Disgraceful, Roblox Tit Jobber... but I prefer the term visionary. aka originator of the nerdgasm.

    Date: 08/16/18 Views: 160,729 Category: Derp

  • IT WON'T FIT IN MY PUSSY

    IT WON'T FIT IN MY PUSSY

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Date: 08/15/18 Views: 151,724 Category: Ouch

  • We all saw this coming

    We all saw this coming

    weinstein'd

    Date: 08/14/18 Views: 182,144 Category: LMAO

  • WE GOT A KEEPER!

    WE GOT A KEEPER!

    Today we learn three crucial things, so grab your colored pencils and pay attention: #1: Voyeurism is alive and well #2: Sexual misconduct is always negotiable. And #3: Lifetime bans from Macy's aren't a big deal. Lets get it.

    Date: 08/13/18 Views: 157,419 Category: Amateur

  • Awkward Moments II

    Awkward Moments II

    The ultimate collection (read: 20 images) of intoxicated and/or inebriated females soiling the utter fuck out of their clean images. Perhaps I'm alone on this one... but I'm seeing wife material across the board here.

    Date: 08/12/18 Views: 222,483 Category: Gallery

  • Fearless Teen Mom

    Fearless Teen Mom

    I'm all for refusing to spend the extra $7.00 on a 3 pack of Magnums, but for real: if she doesn't start scouting better company eventually she'll end up on Maury Povich... and then it's "MISSION FAILED" a la Metal Gear Solid.

    Date: 08/11/18 Views: 188,929 Category: Slutty

  • "my sister caught me jerking off"

    "my sister caught me jerking off"

    This girl's affinity for i licked my brother's taint porn is off the charts. She's been in more lead roles of bullshit refuse to jack off to than Jason Statham. Most likely a symptom of having a BF that fits in her finest Walmart lingerie.

    Date: 08/10/18 Views: 191,278 Category: Incest

  • Yup, That's a First

    Yup, That's a First

    son of a... thats the furriest cornhole I've seen outside of a petting zoo. Time to start shaving with a flame thrower you fuckin butt-tarantula lookin bitch.

    Date: 08/09/18 Views: 152,588 Category: WAT

  • Wait... How did it fit?

    Wait... How did it fit?

    So what do we have here? Stunned by the feels of reverse birth, or the start of a snuff film? Dunno, but 1 thing's certain: if anal is in her future, she best have a solid insurance plan. I'm talkin rectal trauma, of the prolapse variety.

    Date: 08/09/18 Views: 172,781 Category: Beefy

  • G-Spot Assassin

    G-Spot Assassin

    B L A C K E D B L A C K E D B L A C K E D B L A C K E D B L A C K E D
    B L A C K E D B L A C K E D B L A C K E D B L A C K E D B L A C K E D

    Date: 08/08/18 Views: 168,418 Category: Big Dicks

  • Already Broken at 18-years-old

    Already Broken at 18-years-old

    Hung like a snap pea & softer than the guy selling lattes at a feminist rally. 8 words: The Complete Manual of Suicide by Wataru Tsurumi. Buy two copies

    Date: 08/07/18 Views: 203,089 Category: LMAO

  • Breaking Buttholes

    Breaking Buttholes

    Her 'i have a level 73 warlock in Everquest, and use an N64 rumble pack to masturbate with' look is on point. She's also in desperate need of a partner that knows how to dance the butthole boogaloo. Let's see how it goes...

    Date: 08/04/18 Views: 183,052 Category: Anal

  • Hypnotized by 9-inch Penis

    Hypnotized by 9-inch Penis

    Apparently a 2-pack of Bud Light turns you into the Gandolf of parking lot pussy pickups... and today his teachings are all free of charge. Practice what you see here & I promise those size-11 Craigslist girls will never "LOL" again.

    Date: 08/02/18 Views: 269,173 Category: Drunk

  • Friends Sodomize Tinder Date

    Friends Sodomize Tinder Date

    Hey, no one said you had to like it Becky. Just sit back, keep a firm grip on those kneecaps and think about all the McChickens you'll be able to buy as soon as you're done. That's what gets me to the end of my weekdays.

    Date: 07/31/18 Views: 170,152 Category: Amateur

  • Easy Access

    Easy Access

    Alright Ned Flanders (0:07 mark), it's time to noodely oodely diddly STOP.

    Date: 07/30/18 Views: 146,795 Category: Assholes

  • REAL Revenge Fucking

    REAL Revenge Fucking

    Some guy that considers dollar store tattoos an art form bangs the shame out of the last girl that should be on his ding donger. After the 5th "look at the camera, it begins to feel more like Crazyshit vid than a Pornhub vid.

    Date: 07/28/18 Views: 248,831 Category: Alphas

  • Extraordinary Talent

    Extraordinary Talent

    When you're moist enough to be lubed under water, and have more lung capacity than a Navy Seal - you should be recognized for your natural born gifts. Call Emma Stone & tell there's been a recount for that Oscar Award.

    Date: 07/27/18 Views: 207,830 Category: Teen

  • Educating a Young Hooker [LOL]

    Educating a Young Hooker [LOL]

    Prostitution is pretty straight-forward. Browse Craigslist Gigs-Labor section and let the restraining orders fly. Unless you're a naive rookie that charges less than KFC's 10-piece Family Feast. Then it gets a little awkward...

    Date: 07/26/18 Views: 164,410 Category: Assholes

  • L E A K E D

    L E A K E D

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Date: 07/22/18 Views: 248,142 Category: Amateur

  • I Ejaculated 16 Times

    I Ejaculated 16 Times

    aaaand my penis is raw. IT'S FOOKIN RAW

    Date: 07/19/18 Views: 257,691 Category: Hot

  • Now THAT'S Wife Material

    Now THAT'S Wife Material

    damn son, whered u learn that?

    Date: 07/18/18 Views: 223,137 Category: Impressive

  • Violated at UCLA

    Violated at UCLA

    welp.

    Date: 07/16/18 Views: 167,074 Category: Drugs

  • Too Easy

    Too Easy

    I guess having sex isn't considered "challenging" when someone has the alcohol tolerance of a vienna sausage. Lesson learned: Never try to impress a girl that's probably used the neighbor's cat as toilet paper. #germany

    Date: 07/12/18 Views: 258,148 Category: Surprise

  • How NOT to get your GF into Anal

    How NOT to get your GF into Anal

    Certainly not the first time this hypebeast has staged an attack on Anal Island, and clearly not the last. Feel free to experiment next time - maybe deposit a Twinkie beforehand? It's called The Moist Gremlin. I invented it.

    Date: 07/11/18 Views: 187,257 Category: Anal

  • REAL 'Hidden Cam' Videos are Fucked Up

    REAL 'Hidden Cam' Videos are Fucked Up

    Y I K E S

    Date: 07/08/18 Views: 291,428 Category: Assholes