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Apparently abducting a 50 pound toddler isn't as easy as CSI:NY makes it out to be.
Date July 2nd, 2009 Views: 1725 |
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Fat people just can't resist being on television. The second they see a camera they pursue it like Wienerschnitzel chili dog. Makes me sick.
Date July 2nd, 2009 Views: 1360 |
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Wanna know what it would feel like to fuck this woman in the ass? Pull your pants down, get your dick hard and make love to the air. Pretty good right?
Date July 1st, 2009 Views: 15739 |
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Personally, I'd retaliate. Something involving poo exiting my asshole and landing in an unfavorable location. Defecate on a man once and he'll never fuck with you again. Take my word for it.
Date July 1st, 2009 Views: 17387 |
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It's semen. Not hydrochloric acid, ya dumb cunt.
Date June 30th, 2009 Views: 24861 |
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Neat trick but I fear that might void the warranty. Play it safe and stick with stick 2 liter Mountain Dew bottles. Always feels good to recycle.
Date June 30th, 2009 Views: 16164 |
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I really do wonder what it would be like to have anal sex with this woman. Would she scream? cry? continue to make up words like a complete fucking retard? Sigh. The enigma of Christian crackwhores...
Date June 28th, 2009 Views: 44070 |
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Don't quote me on this but I'm pretty sure that's the trailer for Red Room. It's kinda like Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, only the shitty trivia has been replaced with a game of rape-your-fellow-contestants. Screenplays don't get any better than that.
Date June 28th, 2009 Views: 29054 |
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Zoey Zane... what a hot piece of ass. I tried to fap but I got cock-blocked by my own conscious. Apparently it's bad karma to masturbate to dead people.
Date June 27th, 2009 Views: 47500 |
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There's actually a lesson to be learned from all this. It's waiting for her on the back of her t-shirt.
Date June 26th, 2009 Views: 45863 |
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You guys should see my Myspace head shots. I beat these bitches at their own game. Thanks to the blend tool, I look like one of the Jonas brothers and I'm pulling in 300 friend requests a day. Mostly older men but I'm not one too complain.
Date June 25th, 2009 Views: 35607 |
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I wonder what it's like to fuck a girl 80 years younger than you? Senior citizenship ain't looking so bad fellas.
Date June 25th, 2009 Views: 28565 |
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I'm thinking Arbys.
Date June 23rd, 2009 Views: 31635 |
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Incestuous dialogue and pseudo choke-outs? This couple's got it down and they're only 18. Keep up the good work Mathew... you little pipelayer you!
Date June 23rd, 2009 Views: 56566 |
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Flip down TV screens not needed. In this vehicle momma provides all the entertainment.
Date June 22nd, 2009 Views: 41024 |
