Gingerfied GF is a complete tramp. Collide with her cervix at just the right angle and you'll be treated to noises once believed to only exist in the Amazon jungle.
Date: 12/19/14 |
Views: 19125 |
Butt munching is pretty straight forward. Just spread the cheeks and let er rip. Unless of course Metamucil is a staple in your recipient's diet. A bold choice, but this lady is filling in more bucketlists than bungee jumping.
Date: 12/18/14 |
Views: 35012 |
This is what happens when you allow females to go unsupervised for more than 3.5 minutes. They think this is funny. Sparky on the other hand, is sick of their shit.
Date: 12/17/14 |
Views: 56708 |
Billie likes to have sex with cakes. You already knew that
. What you don't know is when not performing as the Gordon Ramsay of food pr0n, he's further enforcing my stance on late-term abortion. 35-40-years-old late.
Date: 12/15/14 |
Views: 30036 |
Best she sticks to stuff she's good at, like shopping at Hollister and picketing KFC with her vegan maxi pads. Pre-marital butt sex just doesn't seem to be her thing.
Date: 12/14/14 |
Views: 115232 |
Crash course on how to turn your turd cutter into a perma-gaped coal mine. No CGI: Just a girl from Idaho that converted her fart pipe into a Dyson DC50. It's literally one Rosetta Stone away from communicating.
Date: 12/13/14 |
Views: 76982 |
When all your knowledge of cinematography comes from Keanu Reeves, this is the result. I may have inadvertently just uncovered a new action genre even Jason Statham would be embarrassed to be a part of.
Date: 12/11/14 |
Views: 72603 |
Only 3 minutes into this clam bake and her "DTF-BFF" is retreating to Facebook. Undoubtedly to post a status update about STD testing and where to get one done.
Date: 12/10/14 |
Views: 109686 |
Her ability to keep objects inside is on par with my ability to not masturbate during the end credits of a Nicholas Cage movie. (See: None) NASA studied gravitational pull for decades & never got these results.
Date: 12/09/14 |
Views: 67143 |
This def. isn't Oksana's first rodeo
. No sir, this bitch is single-handedly running the Make-a-Wish foundation for delivery men across the third world. Awww yisss.
Date: 12/08/14 |
Views: 99586 |
Spend $47 at Victoria's Secret and suddenly you're the Internet's newest 40+ cum rag. Would I date them? No. Would I fill up on asparagus & nut on their menopausal faces between PTA meetings? It's a definite maybe.
Date: 12/07/14 |
Views: 108519 |
Say hello to your new obsession. Not only does she incorporate all parts of the male genitalia into her blowjobs, "not-scared-of-sudden-seminal-gagging" is on her resume too. How could I NOT link to this video?
Date: 12/06/14 |
Views: 164202 |
Raquel Balboa turns this guy's egg sac into her own personal speed bag. I mean straight up going Mr. Miyagi on his hangers without breaking a sweat. A video hasn't made me clench so tightly since this classic
Date: 12/05/14 |
Views: 82755 |
Becky and the blind Guatemalan she hired to ink her orangutang booty have some explaining to do. I think it's best you find the nearest wood chipper and lower those cheeks into it. Even FEMA can't help you now.
Date: 12/04/14 |
Views: 149288 |
Consider this disrespectful shit the Dennis Rodman of public fornication. He plays the outside, looks dumb as hell and is just hoping to get his hands on the rebound.
Date: 12/03/14 |
Views: 111817 |
A movie most commonly linked to happy meals and Saturdays with Gramma just got an extreme makeover. The YouTube prank-level acting and vaginal-brusing is top shelf, but I don't think we're getting that sequel.
Date: 12/02/14 |
Views: 102473 |
Daria Morgendorffer's kicking up her OKCupid profile a notch. And trust me, the fedora tipping gets real when this m'lady strays away from r/gaming for the first time and goes Obi-Wan Kenobi on her Alabama hot pocket.
Date: 12/01/14 |
Views: 271193 |
20 years worth of pixelated genitalia has left Aiko at a loss when she stumbles across a pre-cooked ball park frank in real life. I got two words for you: Wife Material.
Date: 11/29/14 |
Views: 133275 |
Wang and Co. have one task: Lick the correct anus or face the consequences ala a trap made by Jigsaw himself. If these aren't the quintessential for truly entertaining game shows, I don't want to know what is.
Date: 11/28/14 |
Views: 103751 |
Pair of goobers hit the streets to shoot their first porn. Everything's going swimmingly until they get confronted by the Chewbecca of female genitalia. I mean literally 1 utility belt away from guest starring in Episode VII.
Date: 11/26/14 |
Views: 126362 |