• Dunkin Donuts Employee of the Year

    Dunkin Donuts Employee of the Year

    Sorry hungry pedestrians living below the poverty line. Her sexual desires > your iced coolatta. Could someone please email me the news story when she gets caught pissing into the cappuccino machine? I'd appreciate it.

    Date: 12/11/17 Views: 28,278 Category: Anal

  • Natalie Portman's Sister Does Porn

    Natalie Portman's Sister Does Porn

    This one taught me two things: A) Breaking points are negotiable and B.) Any case studies of being on the spectrum and in porn can now be cancelled. Dorkalina's got us covered. [Full Scene: HERE]

    Date: 12/10/17 Views: 58,632 Category: Fail

  • Attention Whore of the Millenium

    Attention Whore of the Millenium

    It's real. And it's not spectacular. [INSTAGRAM]

    Date: 12/09/17 Views: 76,419 Category: Freaks

  • Hello? R U ALIVE?

    Hello? R U ALIVE?

    Not since The Mannetard have I seen such an intense level of misogyny. (this month) Unfortunately there's no followup story... but what it lacks in explanations, it makes up for in semi-orgasmic zombie moaning.

    Date: 12/08/17 Views: 94,531 Category: Drunk

  • RIP August Ames

    RIP August Ames

    STORY

    Date: 12/07/17 Views: 89,263 Category: Porn

  • Stranger Dangers

    Stranger Dangers

    This is Mariah Leonne. She's already been on here a few times doing the exact same shit... but this circus act is more dangerous than the others. 2 words lady: SUPER AIDS. Start vetting the guys, or get the GoFundMe ready.

    Date: 12/06/17 Views: 127,820 Category: Cuck

  • The Allison Parker Files

    The Allison Parker Files

    More Videos: 1 - 2 - 3 [INSTA] [REDDIT]

    Date: 12/05/17 Views: 132,649 Category: Slutty

  • Preparing for 12 Inches

    Preparing for 12 Inches

    Amateur porn that looks professional, professional porn that looks amateur, anal opportunists and expert magicians... we've seen it all man. The only thing left to complete this circle is unadulterated misogyny. oh wait...

    Date: 12/04/17 Views: 137,476 Category: Porn

  • This is bad. Like, REAL BAD

    This is bad. Like, REAL BAD

    This guy has a unique style. It's 1 part Tom Savini, 17 parts Jeffrey Dahmer. If any of you are the betting type, I've got the entire 3rd season of The Martin Lawrence show on VHS that says those snatch flies @ 0:16 mark are legit.

    Date: 12/03/17 Views: 127,277 Category: WTF

  • The ole' Switcharoo

    The ole' Switcharoo

    This trashbag's got a plan that guarantees airtime on Maury Povich. She times it just right so when it's time to spread the marmalade, dude has no choice but to shoot below the waist. My cousin Vinny calls that entrapment.

    Date: 12/02/17 Views: 180,137 Category: Amateur

  • Autism & Incest

    Autism & Incest

    The one time incestual storylines involve a believable girl... and she's getting fondled by a real life version of Shrek. p.s. welcome back NothingToxic.com. My 2004 AOL away messages have missed your beautiful face. #nostalgia

    Date: 12/01/17 Views: 121,289 Category: Derp

  • IN-FUCKIN-CREDIBLE

    IN-FUCKIN-CREDIBLE

    Only 60 seconds into her movie debut, and this DTF-GF is already 86'ing the entire thing. Undoubtedly to keep her name credible in the community and around all things pumpkin spice-flavored. Talk about high-maintenance.

    Date: 11/30/17 Views: 154,913 Category: Teen

  • White Girl Wednesday

    White Girl Wednesday

    awwww yiss

    Date: 11/30/17 Views: 208,170 Category: Hot

  • The Perks of Having a 9 Incher

    The Perks of Having a 9 Incher

    This went from 'sexual assault' to 'community service' in record time.

    Date: 11/29/17 Views: 227,881 Category: Big Dicks

  • Legit Nymphomanic

    Legit Nymphomanic

    Chick gets Chris Brown'd, producing some of the greatest facial expressions I've seen since midget_shits_himself_at_metallica_concert.mp4. #fapfapfap

    Date: 11/28/17 Views: 145,345 Category: Hot

  • Mother-Daughter Wombo Combo

    Mother-Daughter Wombo Combo

    DOUBLE KILL

    Date: 11/28/17 Views: 140,046 Category: Fappers

  • "how I got out of the friend zone"

    "how I got out of the friend zone"

    FFS: if you're gonna pay top dollar to rent desperate college girls, you might as well get a finger wet. Then again... when Home Depot is the source of your libido, maybe you've already done all the cummin you can do. Carry on.

    Date: 11/27/17 Views: 165,447 Category: WTF

  • Too strong? MY BAD!

    Too strong? MY BAD!

    Okay I lied. It's not a torturegasm, nor is this as 'public' as they want you to think it is. Good thing she's dressed like Shakespeare in the fuckin' Park cause this is going to be my most fridge boner of the day. I guarantee it.

    Date: 11/27/17 Views: 106,236 Category: Objects

  • Tard Thinks This is Erotic

    Tard Thinks This is Erotic

    Another game-changing, chromosome-challenging, boner-flatlining, stereotype-enforcing performance by the one and only woman of a thousand emotions Lucie Wilde. One day the ACLU will put a stop to this.

    Date: 11/26/17 Views: 100,519 Category: Derp

  • Desperate Girl Can't Get Laid

    Desperate Girl Can't Get Laid

    Girl suffering from the initial stages of Cobweb Vaginosis recklessly solicits strangers on all social media platforms. The problem? 10 outta 10 guys peace out before getting trapped in her ocoto-pus. Then, there's this guy...

    Date: 11/26/17 Views: 103,413 Category: Bitches

  • Twitch.tv Girls EXPOSED

    Twitch.tv Girls EXPOSED

    We have nobody to blame but ourselves.

    Date: 11/25/17 Views: 148,123 Category: Compilations

  • Snug as a Bug II

    Snug as a Bug II

    This is called Taking a Swedish Bike Ride. It happens when those dudes with above-average girth fail lubrication preparation. So they pump harder... til a breaking point hits. Somewhere between the 3rd & 4th second degree burn.

    Date: 11/25/17 Views: 146,325 Category: Amateur

  • Female Sexual Predator BUSTED

    Female Sexual Predator BUSTED

    FULL STORY

    Date: 11/23/17 Views: 134,321 Category: MILF

  • That's Legal in Russia II

    That's Legal in Russia II

    The long anticipated sequel to this gem, or gang initiation? I don't know, but maybe my logic is flawed to begin with: If it's not going in through the top, it probably has no business going in through the bottom ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    Date: 11/22/17 Views: 144,936 Category: Russia

  • Community Service?

    Community Service?

    She's got Maybelline's bolt-on tits and doesn't give a fuck. They flirt, they grope, they jerk off like the Titanic is going down. Shit's goin good... till u realize it's just some Buzzfeed journalist living out a feminist wet dream.

    Date: 11/21/17 Views: 126,716 Category: Voyeur

  • Casting Couch IRL

    Casting Couch IRL

    She may be short on words, but those facial expressions definitely tell a story. Specifically 'this is my life now', 'i hope i get Instagram followers' and my favorite: 'why do i fuck like a piece of expired celery?'. P.S. NICE ASS

    Date: 11/20/17 Views: 121,395 Category: Rekt

  • The 'CAUGHT!' Compilation

    The 'CAUGHT!' Compilation

    It's all fun n' games until your pre-planned window of jack off time gets commandeered. Humiliation hits these tards like a sac of Power Rangers VHS tapes, but some of them refuse to quit. Essentially redefining 'integrity'.

    Date: 11/20/17 Views: 242,434 Category: Busted

  • Exposing a Friend

    Exposing a Friend

    Goofy bitch works frantically to endanger her un-housebroken BFF... and seemingly succeeds thanks to a few zer0 fux givens and Instagram live.

    Date: 11/19/17 Views: 98,767 Category: Public

  • You were warned.

    You were warned.

    Here's a few staple rules to live your life by: 1) Don't copy what you see on the Internet. 2) Never stick your baby carrot in crazy. Both situations tend to have the same lopsided risk/reward ratio attached to the them. #warned

    Date: 11/19/17 Views: 93,160 Category: Freaks

  • UNFORGIVABLE

    UNFORGIVABLE

    Meet 22-year-old Serenity. She has a knack for rejecting everything and anything resembling sexual contact during a porn scene. This video is an example of what happens to producers when The Cuntinator gets her way.

    Date: 11/18/17 Views: 185,860 Category: Bitches