8:15. Dude uses his palm as a makeshift target as his lead performer starts covering more distance than an Olympian shot putter. Cue theme song from Baywatch.

Date: 10/03/15 | Views: 24778 | Category: Squirting

Fueled by mental disability, these heavy-breathing fun seekers construct an excess amount (SEE: 1) of DIY love dolls. Imagine if you could get these things in a Chernobyl sweatshop - that's what they're mating with.

Date: 10/02/15 | Views: 45706 | Category: Fail

A pleasant reminder that in Rio De Janeiro, if a woman opens her mouth to do anything other than suck cock or eat creme de papaya, consequences will be had. I refuse to find meaning here... but 1 man already did.

Date: 10/01/15 | Views: 94923 | Category: Gallery

It's that time of year again. When the sounds of regret coming out of all orifices at once still can't drown out some rimjob who considers the accordion a pivotal musical instrument. It's not exactly easy on the liver...

Date: 09/30/15 | Views: 95651 | Category: LMAO

Poor execution, bro. People want to see a petite Puerto Rican with a size 0 waist become the target of that nut butter hail storm. Not a girl named Annushka and her fuckstick friend. Now apologize to her dollar store linen.

Date: 09/29/15 | Views: 74514 | Category: Fappers

Let's go on a trip back to Family Guy season 2, episode 14 at the 5 minute mark (fuck you, I had to look that shit up) and reflect. This is birthplace to the infamous cherry/buttcheeks scene. PROTIP: It's even better IRL.

Date: 09/28/15 | Views: 83455 | Category: WTF

Luckiest 18-year-old this side of Germania gets a b-day gift for the ages... Silicone-free, rentable-by-the-hour vagina. Look out world, for the next 4.5 action-packed minutes belong to Clovis 'take no prisoners' Hofmann.

Date: 09/27/15 | Views: 105771 | Category: Virgins

Drop the SJW death stare, pick a more suitable location and give that haircut back to the yorkshire terrier you scalped... then maybe we'll talk about getting you in on some of the action next time you depraved bulldagger.

Date: 09/26/15 | Views: 80540 | Category: Picture

It's refreshing to know the whole 'surprising immigrants with your naked body' thing isn't limited to Indian men and women that consider cheese doodles a staple food in their diet. This bitch is the Bono of naked freebies.

Date: 09/25/15 | Views: 102320 | Category: Webcams

Ever watch Dumb and Dumber To? Me neither... but if they ever made a pornographic spinoff w/ Megan Fox it would probably look something like this. Denied entry times: 12:20, 20:15 and Custer's last stand @ 23:30.

Date: 09/24/15 | Views: 74301 | Category: Fail

There's nothing more boner-deflating than being within inches of death, save for your dad walking in on you hammering it to Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting. How this guy managed to ejac is forever a mystery to me.

Date: 09/23/15 | Views: 89995 | Category: Shocking

This liberal arts dropout has a kinda speech impediment that's left her sounding like a mountain goat. But it's no problemo when the extent of her communication is limited to "now ur fuckin me" and "i want my mommy".

Date: 09/22/15 | Views: 97982 | Category: Anal

I can't even attempt to describe this proctologist's wet dream. Her dimensions are more hypnotizing than Mark Wahlberg's cock in Boogie Nights. Actually no... that's another dimension of bewilderment, but u get the idea.

Date: 09/21/15 | Views: 104225 | Category: Amateur

No stimulation of the prostate. No stunt cock trickery behind the scenes. This is a man that can legitimately multi-gasm from nothing more than a moist orifice and a girl that sounds like Miss Piggy in heat. #flabbergasted

Date: 09/20/15 | Views: 127821 | Category: Impressive

Story/Hilarious drug excuse HERE
Full semi-HD version of video HERE
Real result of 'airborne cocaine' HERE

Date: 09/19/15 | Views: 162698 | Category: MILF

If I may be so bold, I'll speak for everyone here: I can forgive the low-grade cellphone quality. I can look past Ned Flander's head blocking half the shot. But giving us .GIF over .MP4? 0/10 you ungenerous, greedy shitbag.

Date: 09/18/15 | Views: 117243 | Category: Celebrities

Everything looks great at first... real great. But 3.9 minutes in, it becomes pretty apparent why most of this video is filmed from the neck downward. Tits by Brazzers, haircut by the three fucking stooges LOL

Date: 09/17/15 | Views: 91022 | Category: Surprise

Funny how the loser of this fight is upset about the opponent 'wearing her shit'. I'd be more concerned that the commando MMA match I just had dirtied the cooch worse than a 2-night stay in a Bangladeshi bathhouse.

Date: 09/16/15 | Views: 119578 | Category: Fights

2 trashy fucks get caught slammin ham by unarguably even trashier locals, who fire off a couple selfies before brodude finishes seeding the field and dudette takes an epic walk of shame. There: I just increased tourism 9%.

Date: 09/15/15 | Views: 108431 | Category: Voyeur

There's a thin line between acceptable Facebook profile photos and wrist-deep rectal slaughter. Where that line exists, I don't know... but judging by the decorative wall piece behind them I can guarantee girlie #1 does.

Date: 09/14/15 | Views: 142383 | Category: Picture