Nice face. Good skin. But what really sold me was the no-fear approach to inhaling enough Caribbean meat pie to start her own kiosk. Take a good look at this one ladies because the standard just went up about 420%.
She can't walk more than 25 feet without bending over and prying open her rocket dock for all unsuspecting pedestrians to see It's a condition. Us folks in the pharmaceutical community call it Whorosis, and there is no cure.
Certainly not the first time this hypebeast has staged an attack on Anal Island, and clearly not the last. Feel free to experiment next time - maybe deposit a Twinkie beforehand? It's called The Moist Gremlin. I invented it.
This guy might as well be the Brock Lesnar of gentlemanly restraint, and today he's teaching chivalry 101. Simply adopt his "Moscow Scratch n' Sniff" method & I promise, the blue-haired Twitter twats will never bother u again.
Swinging: A behavior generally reserved for degenerate adults that need something to do in between collecting food stamps and using Redbox. The girl are always a mess. Proof: Skeletor's deflated balloon knot @ 8:11 mark.
Not since the porn renaissance of the 1990's have I seen an incest video with such curiously high realism value. I dig it man. A lot. It has integrity. Know who doesn't have integrity? THESE FUCKS. Nuke them, fap to this.
A fashion style commonly found in leftover Myspace profile pictures finds itself applied to this confused 19-year-old. Nothing new... but what's really radical are those tattoos. 10/10, would trade Pokemon cards for them again.
Downside of being 36 & still livin at home? Besides the 8AM line for toaster strudels, every time u wanna expand your sex life, you gotta come up with degenerate fuckery like this that gets exposed mid-Thanksgiving dinner.
Meet casalteenspoa. Roughly translated to Americano it means widow maker. This genetically-superior sumbitch can't leave his house without a permit... but need to demolish some section-8 housing? He got u covered.
Bet? Debt? Leeching Instagram followers? I don't know the reason why a semi-attractive girl willingly releases a sex tape with a North American Yeti, but safe to assume Cheetos-scented deodorant has nothing to do with it.
Actually he might not be a chauffeur at all. But that handful of good wood & her look of disgust are legit. Probably the most offensive thing she's seen since Whole Foods forgot to use the right pronouns on their avocados haha
These ladies are having serious self-confidence issues, of the seminal variety. Their defense? Their partners shoot enough pearl jam to get a booth at the farmer's market. Uh huh. I know where this is going...
When all your knowledge of sexual intercourse comes from Shake Weight infomercials, this is the result. Also: We may have just uncovered a skill so damn useless, even California colleges won't offer a degree for it.
Increasingly disturbing fetish keeps picks up more steam, but this time the female is a total swipe-right. Her snargleburger gets more attention than a Worldcup overtime game & all I can do is wonder why. New Jersey's finest.
18 & doesn't know what an orgasm is. But here, all that matters is the size of your imagination... and truthfully speaking, dude got a fat one. Emphasis on proportions. That clit looks like a deflated water balloon glued to straw...
I understand your quest to be submerged in as much teenage sphincter as possible - but when it takes more negotiations than the first half of the NBA draft, your twat officially gets sent to back of the lunch line. yahurdmeh?
You can go ahead and brag about your 13 pounds of lethal force all you want. If you're not using it to turn white vagina into a bowl of Bob Evans Mashed Potatoes, it's about as useful as an eye test is to this girl.