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The point of this game is too see which slut can make you cum the quickest. Shit I should've skipped The Price Is Right and went on this show instead, I can blow my load in 5 seconds flat.
Date May 16th, 2008 Views: 7634 |
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This is called "autolingus". There is a fetish for it but not a whole lot of content to back it up. One of these days I hope to change that, with the aid of a video camera and a Russian contortionist.
Date May 16th, 2008 Views: 5795 |
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With a vagina that loose, men must feel really in adequate when it comes to stuffing her tuna hole.
Date May 13th, 2008 Views: 20626 |
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That looks really uncomfortable but on the plus side, with your ass being that close to her face you could easily do some pwning.
Date May 13th, 2008 Views: 25360 |
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If you're stealth like me, they don't wake up. And in the morning they find a gooey surprise sitting in their pussy. If they ask, just deny it and say it's probably vaginal discharge.
Date May 12th, 2008 Views: 45660 |
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He's fucked. He'll get life in prison for sure. Dumb motherfucker can't keep his dick in his pants. His life is over now. Buh bye.
Date May 10th, 2008 Views: 18864 |
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First off, I suspect that is a man dressed as a woman. Second, how the fuck is that not destroying his/her intestines? Normally that kinda activity would result in a perforated colon. Trust me, I would know.
Date May 10th, 2008 Views: 30713 |
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Really makes me wanna reconsider my career. If only I could've been the mortician for Anna Nicole Smith lolz.
Date May 10th, 2008 Views: 33329 |
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Since it was a female cop that did the choking, feminists couldn't figure out who to blame. So they just went back to eating each other.
Date May 10th, 2008 Views: 25781 |
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Excellent work, keep tunneling. Eventually you'll hit China.
Date May 10th, 2008 Views: 22624 |
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I can't figure it out. Is it because his Indian wiener smells really bad or what?
Date May 9th, 2008 Views: 50599 |
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Are you insured? Yes. By Survival? No. I'm afraid I can't take that ride, bitch.
Date May 9th, 2008 Views: 9344 |
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Prison guards go on a deep sea search into her pussy looking for smuggled drugs. They found what they were looking for and then some!
Date May 5th, 2008 Views: 54883 |
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This has been around for awhile and it's one of my favorites. This chicks pussy shakes uncontrollably as she gets fucked in the ass. Maybe her vagina is scared of what's to come =)
Date May 3rd, 2008 Views: 53875 |
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hey, there is a first time for everything. After this we can experiment with ATM for an extra $50 bucks.
Date May 2nd, 2008 Views: 68813 |
