That's that kind of status updates I'd like to see in my feeds.

Date: 08/20/14 | Views: 6867 | Category: Voyeur

This girl has three talents. 1 - She's really good at masturbating for strangers in exchange for internet tokens. 2 - She is totally pro at special effects makeup and her third biggest talent is ... well, I have no clue but I have to assume she has more.

Date: 08/19/14 | Views: 16741 | Category: Teen

This girl is pretty cute, but don't be fooled. She is an evil, manipulative troll. This is a collection of her vines. [fuck vine] I would put forth a really minimal amount of effort to stick my dick down her taco hole.

Date: 08/18/14 | Views: 42768 | Category: Hot

Of course their daughter is going to give them headaches every chance she gets. They named her "Tallulah Willis" I'd be pretty pissed off and shit too. Tallulah sounds like a cracker spread or bootleg indian tribe or some shit.

Date: 08/17/14 | Views: 53729 | Category: Celebrities

Somewhere along the course of cam whore history, girls flicking their bean in the library became a thing to do. The excitement of free internet and public masturbation is a too tempting to say no to.

Date: 08/15/14 | Views: 87031 | Category: Busted!

Presenting "derpywerpy" from reddit's "gone wild". She has a killer body and a unique look that has kept her a favorite for a decent length of time now. The only draw back I can think of is it would look a dude is sucking your dick but w/e I'm still down.

Date: 08/13/14 | Views: 112508 | Category: Amateur

A cam girl who is totally bout dat lyfe is finger fucking her vagina. Meanwhile the guys doling out tokens are rockin' fedora's, cheeto stained wife beaters and filling socks with spit fueled protein.

Date: 08/12/14 | Views: 57177 | Category: Webcams

Faggy McPonytail over here hit a point in his life where his sweet hair and 2003 honda civic just aren't filling the void. So he puts his heart, his erection and his pride on the line for a chance at a happy ending with a middle aged masseuse.

Date: 08/10/14 | Views: 130230 | Category: Fail

I don't know why but this tiny weird girl that looks like a anorexic trying to smuggle beach balls gives me a raging boner I could stab things with. She probably of grew up next to a industrial plant and ate GMO foods but alas love knows no bounds.

Date: 08/10/14 | Views: 111832 | Category: Amateur

"I had just woke up for the day and I was urinating in my kitchen sink when I look out my window and see my neighbor... all sprawled naked on the lawn. So I get the celly out to record and the thot starts fappin', I figured I should start fappin' too"

Date: 08/08/14 | Views: 118269 | Category: Public

This looks like it could be a deleted scene from the movie "Se7en" or a fun Christmas present from Ed Gein, but no, it's even worse. This was meant to be masturbated to...[looks at penis] I don't get it. I do not get it at all.

Date: 08/07/14 | Views: 61950 | Category: WTF

Why couldn't I of had this teacher? All my teachers looked like lord of the rings characters and they all sucked... metaphorically. This teacher sucked literally and was totes bangable. WHY NOT ME?!

Date: 08/05/14 | Views: 210544 | Category: News

I am so glad this adorable 85 pound teenager dressed like the cast of "Cruel Intentions" and decided to give pornography a shot. I'm happy for my penis and she's happy because this is still better than living in Kentucky.

Date: 08/04/14 | Views: 267870 | Category: Teen

This woman's vagina suffers more misuse than an EBT card in the hands of an African American at Pechanga Casino. But it's her fucking windpipe that truly gets the smackdown. Additional WTF's @ 24.40 and 38.48.

Date: 08/01/14 | Views: 159506 | Category: WTF

This is internet-famous CumSlutStella. I'm admittedly a little late on this one (READ: this girl now works as a full-blown pornstar). None the less... 7:45 mark: "i want you to make me cry"". Bitch is cray.

Date: 07/29/14 | Views: 249782 | Category: Amateur

The egomaniac in gold is Bridgette B. Apparently she's Spanish, originally from Barcelona (an exceptional breed of Gardener). Ironically one of her zingers is "i'll have you deported". lol. Dumb bitch is dumb.

Date: 07/28/14 | Views: 135741 | Category: Fights

Nevermind the fact that she sounds like MADtv's Stuart being clubbed to death with a Louisville Slugger. I wanna know what's up with the suspicious fade-outs at 5.35 and 6.20? She looks pissed! #CrankThatSafeword

Date: 07/26/14 | Views: 168723 | Category: WTF

This is the infamous, one & only video of Megan Madsen - a privileged LAFS film student that bafflingly decided to do a single porn, "for fun", only to end up having the most unforgettable fuck of her life.

Date: 07/24/14 | Views: 224009 | Category: Big Dicks

He has the genitalia of an alpha saddle mule, and in the world of interracial hanky panky, "gentle" is not a fucking option. Sure enough, her uterus learn the hard way - never fuck a black man from Barnes & Noble.

Date: 07/22/14 | Views: 284220 | Category: GIF

She's got pussy lips like the ears of an aged Cocker Spaniel. Her sister calls it "hanging ham", I call it triple digit sexual partners. Either way, today it's going bye-bye, Texas Chainsaw Massacre style.

Date: 07/21/14 | Views: 187035 | Category: TV