I'm all for asserting control by refusing to spend $15 at Motel6 but for real, if he doesn't start scouting better venues, eventually he's gonna end up with bullet holes and then it's "MISSION FAILED" a la Metal Gear Soild.

Date: 07/30/15 | Views: 33596 | Category: Public

One time something Japanese-related decides not to censor genitalia... it involves a love doll built for Verne Troyer. But the key phrase today is: LOVE STORY. This has one that would make Twilight shit it's pants in envy.

Date: 07/29/15 | Views: 34609 | Category: WTF

Noobie gets plundered by French Robert de Niro with an agenda consisting solely of her coal hole and how to pillage it. But apparently this shitter was built by Nokia, cause despite his wrath.. she walks away with a smile.

Date: 07/28/15 | Views: 67148 | Category: Cringe

5:35 is the mark. He starts off strong, only to have his erection look like something off the Wienerschnitzel menu. And yet he presses on, braving the vagina that literally turned his cocoa puff into the number seven.

Date: 07/27/15 | Views: 74894 | Category: Big Dicks

00:05 - FEAR
02:37 - PAIN
04:16 - HATE
11:43 - LOVE

Date: 07/26/15 | Views: 104672 | Category: Anal

Pina Colada aficionado zones out her surroundings just long enough to focus on more important things. I.E. getting power-fucked by Travis Barker. I vote sequel. 1 where Pedro & Co. go CARNAVAL on dat cinnamon ring.

Date: 07/25/15 | Views: 85708 | Category: Busted!

Another MFC slag airing out the flaps for guys cruising on the poverty line. She thinks raising erections at the Krusty Krab gives a competitive edge, but it's just an act of desperation even Dustin Diamond would laugh at.

Date: 07/24/15 | Views: 112940 | Category: Asians

3 groups of degenerates that have truly mastered the art of public debauchery. Blondie doing the 24 dong taste test may be a (worthy) repost, but Mr. Bean's sidewalk slam and the camel sliders sure as shit aren't.

Date: 07/23/15 | Views: 102101 | Category: Voyeur

Our main man Amjad is a master of two things: Taxi cab navigation and cooking up the meanest tikka masala this side of the prime meridian. Unfortunately neither of these abilities aid in correct condom usage. RIP Amjad.

Date: 07/22/15 | Views: 67628 | Category: Fail

An eight minute crash course on how to squeeze every shekel out of your favorite vagrant - as illustrated by a guy that barks out more instructions than a fucking ride at 6 Flags. It's priceless information really. Trust me.

Date: 07/21/15 | Views: 87470 | Category: Hookers

This is standard college bro i spent $27 on daiquiris, i'm not fuckin leaving until i'm done syndrome. Fortunately in this episode, the spectators are friendlies. Skip to 5:52 for the most alpha handshake since Predator 1.

Date: 07/20/15 | Views: 75940 | Category: Public

Can't imagine how many sessions came to a halt after miscalculating fiber intakes and spacedocking herself. I respect the hustle, but the only road out of this fetish involves the zoo and strategically placed marmalade.

Date: 07/19/15 | Views: 103232 | Category: Freaks

I recognize the rectum. It's Holly Hanna aka the girl with an alarming obsession for creative fapping. Glad to see she's still living dat life. I.E. using basic engineering skills & Home Depot gift cards to reach a token utopia.

Date: 07/18/15 | Views: 89584 | Category: Webcams

The novelty of attempting The Bullwinkle must fade pretty quick when your sexual partner's skin tone is defined as soy sauce. But as far as contrast goes, That Time I Fucked a Somolian just got 1-upped.

Date: 07/17/15 | Views: 103660 | Category: Amateur

Behind-the-scenes of a Ruski skin flick, where a camera man tries regulating two skankaroonies with a blood alcohol level of ∞%. Optimum humiliation is achieved when culprit #1 kamikazes Vladimir's 27" flat screen.

Date: 07/16/15 | Views: 92718 | Category: Drunk

3 mins of colon punching turns this hooch's vagina into the Free Willy of genitalia. The deeper he dives, the more Chewbacca-like she sounds. Charles Darwin calls this an advance in evolution. I call it fucking faptime.

Date: 07/15/15 | Views: 115726 | Category: Anal

Don't laugh at this. Even if your soul is more decayed than Madonna's rectum after a weekend visit to a naval base, it should still tell you that giggle time is fucking cancelled. Now air-drop this cunt to Guantanamo Bay.

Date: 07/14/15 | Views: 77623 | Category: Assholes

Starbuck's barista of the month accepts defeat and calls an audible after a meager 4 minutes on Labron's pocket mongoose. In other words: the unavoidable end result of seeking vaginal salvation on blacksingles.com

Date: 07/13/15 | Views: 153974 | Category: Quitters

Pegleg McGreggor is packing enough meat to start a slaughterhouse. Naturally his first course of action is to find the nearest Asian female and attempt snicker bar seppuku. Me thinks he was responsible for this as well.

Date: 07/12/15 | Views: 148981 | Category: Big Dicks

Her stage 5 geyser is ready to erupt and not 1 fuck is given. She rubs, she tugs, she sands off the top layer of clit skin. It's going real good... until she brings the camshow to an abrupt halt by... well... you'll see LOL

Date: 07/11/15 | Views: 138786 | Category: Webcams