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Date: 03/02/15 | Views: 9065 | Category: Fatties

Dude tries to sneak one up his GF's sinus canal, but she ain't having it. His approach may be weak but those are the wads of a true alpha male. Not even her attempts at a penile full nelson stops them from entering flight.

Date: 02/28/15 | Views: 52818 | Category: Fail

How to make your sex scenes about 500x better: Apply Olympian wrestling holds to your partner & hulk smash your way to vaginal immortality. That's what we want. Porn that sends you to the E.R., not moms linen closet.

Date: 02/27/15 | Views: 73023 | Category: LMAO

Colon-punching anal? That's cool bro. But check out the meat wallet she's packing between her legs. Turn your head to just the right angle & suddenly the McRib goes from seasonal to a permanent dollar menu item.

Date: 02/26/15 | Views: 81894 | Category: Anal

If there's one thing that never fails to get clicks, it's innocent citizens stumbling upon public sex acts. Good head is a crowd pleaser too. teh bro getting blown into another dimension tells me this one is a double jackpot.

Date: 02/25/15 | Views: 70215 | Category: Public

KateeLife aka Katee Owen aka the reason I buy fruit of the looms in 6 packs. Wanna break the Internet for realz? Let her release one hardcore video. Servers will die faster than my erection in front of Iggy Azalea.

Date: 02/24/15 | Views: 88822 | Category: Hot

They stroke, they straddle, they string him up like Elton John during one of his gynecology exams. Unfortunately this gaggle of sluts would have a better chance at splitting the fucking atom than busting this guy's nut.

Date: 02/23/15 | Views: 70157 | Category: Fail

Good call on extending stereotypes by slinging choco sauce right next to a vat of fried chicken. Just curious tho, exactly how many death threats does it take to make a franchisee give up his store for a porn shoot?

Date: 02/22/15 | Views: 90621 | Category: Public

Fresh out of an Arby's parking lot and new to the ride & glide scene, this spring-loaded slut bounces her way to redneck superstardom. The flannel shirt gourmet knows this isn't porn. It's preparation for a marriage proposal.

Date: 02/21/15 | Views: 83685 | Category: Hookers

For fuck sakes, if you're going to spend your hard earned shillings on the town skank you might as well show your face. Then again, when you lay pipe like an 89 Y/O gardener, secret identities make a lotta sense.

Date: 02/20/15 | Views: 97937 | Category: Amateur

Carl Sagan said it couldn't be done. Mythbusters refuse to do an episode on it. But thanks to Aurora Snow we have definitive proof that if your genitals are hollow enough, anything is possible. #REACHFORTHESTARS.

Date: 02/19/15 | Views: 153553 | Category: Porn

2006: A forgotten time where cock rings were cool and the only way to broadcast live sex acts was private Stickam rooms. It's also the time this girl's parental unit got home from The Piggly Wiggly a little bit too early.

Date: 02/18/15 | Views: 168240 | Category: Parents

Her ability to douche prior to a butt muff scene is on par with my ability to tell the difference between The Black Eyed Peas and Aspergers. (READ: Impossible) Fortunately, at least 1 girl in this vid is a-okay with it.

Date: 02/17/15 | Views: 70393 | Category: Objects

Nothing more emasculating than a pair of Keebler Elves delivering Bam Bam Bigelow's finishing maneuver to your genitals. And I say that having seen 50 Shades of Grey.

Date: 02/16/15 | Views: 68697 | Category: Midgets

Dirty Sanchezes, Donkey Punches - pretty timid stuff by today's Internet-standard. But check out #3. It's unarguably the most repulsive shit I've seen since Jaden Smith's Twitter account. English version HERE.

Date: 02/15/15 | Views: 98212 | Category: WTF

No context, no sound. Just a guy that likes to beat the living corn bread out of his penis in the backseat of stranger's environmentally-friendly sedans. I've never seen such disrespect for cloth interiors in all my life.

Date: 02/14/15 | Views: 115593 | Category: Fappers

If Internet pornography has educated me on anything, it's that 40+ women genuinely love penises that are commonly mistaken for tennis equipment. Except her. Clearly we're dealing with a special kinda feminist here.

Date: 02/13/15 | Views: 170477 | Category: Big Dicks

She was brought up on a strict no-negro regimen: One lick of the chocolate bagpipe and it's sayonara to her bloodline. So what happens when momma stumbles upon this bait and switch? We may never truly know.

Date: 02/12/15 | Views: 132006 | Category: Racism

No clit flickage. No penis in the p-hole. These women claim to have the fried egg noodles climaxed out of them from nothing more than a good ole' palm tickling. Do I believe it? No. Will I try this at P.F. Changs? Yes.

Date: 02/11/15 | Views: 86806 | Category: Asians

Tits like a 2x4, anal has a 30 sec time limit and facials send her running. If there's an instructional video out there on what not to do during your first porn scene, I'd recon this derp just paved the way for a sequel.

Date: 02/10/15 | Views: 133156 | Category: LMAO