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Date: 04/24/15 |
Views: 28848 |
Sorry hungry pedestrians living below the poverty line. Her sexual desires > your Filet-o-Fish. Could someone please email me the news story when she gets caught pissing into the McFlurry Machine? I'd appreciate that.
Date: 04/24/15 |
Views: 55245 |
An evening of Malibu Bay Breezes, unadulterated back-alley blowjobs and dumbass hair colors comes to it's apex when brodude #2 shows up with high fives, harsh language and a camera from the Seinfeld era.
Date: 04/23/15 |
Views: 60317 |
Poor prosti. Freshly brainwashed by a 24 hour marathon of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, she thought gettin hollowed out by a gentleman named Omar could be fun.
Date: 04/22/15 |
Views: 68606 |
Incestual behavior and trailer park tattoos aside, Niki's momma is one hot piece of ass. Too bad her tits have more fix-a-flat in them than a Pep Boys. This is what happens when the state stops charging her EBT card.
Date: 04/21/15 |
Views: 112267 |
She may not talk much, but those facial expressions certainly have a story to tell. Specifically "well this is new", "keep going" and the clear winner: "my brother's Playstation 4 controller on vibrate never felt like that!".
Date: 04/20/15 |
Views: 100536 |
7 minutes of practicing selfies, 5 minutes of penetration and 2 regretful seconds of his hamdog getting folded like a beach towel. Yep, I think it's safe to say this is the greatest fuck flick scene k1ds have ever produced.
Date: 04/19/15 |
Views: 83141 |
Date: 04/18/15 |
Views: 98658 |
Never have I seen a man do something so disrespectful with such grace. Where there's limits, he knocks down walls. Where there's suffering, he brings comfort. And where there's romance, he provides 50 shades of r4p3.
Date: 04/17/15 |
Views: 72120 |
Becky shits herself upon realizing her next appearance on Instagram won't be pretty. I haven't seen such an intense look of confusion and despair since that time I got caught beta testing display toilets at Home Depot.
Date: 04/16/15 |
Views: 168714 |
This is guaranteed to euthanize any BBW fantasies you might've accidentally had after Hilary Duff
discovered Krispy Kreme in 2012. Don't be fooled by this guy's stoic reaction. Your love of buttsex dies here and now.
Date: 04/15/15 |
Views: 128371 |
Crafty cunt single-handedly destroys man's lifelong bill of heterosexuality, with a "prank" that steps so far over the line even Jake Gyllenhaal wouldn't fuck it. Air-drop this bitch into Detroit & let the people eat. Yea? Yea.
Date: 04/14/15 |
Views: 142214 |
1 pulsation after another, Bumblebee's little bro fucks the chromosomes out of these two. Then 11:50 rolls around, and a virginal warcry is emitted that will stop your fap session quicker than Magic Johnson's son
Date: 04/13/15 |
Views: 130783 |
There's only 1 thing more counterproductive to inducing an erection than reruns of Life Goes On
, and that's girls lacking self-awareness. Big tits can save anything tho. Even the body gyrations of Betty White on acid.
Date: 04/12/15 |
Views: 188657 |
Always the same shit with these guys: They target a soft 6, then try to time it just right to bust a nut while asking for directions to Wetzel Pretzel. Most victims run for it - but this girl? She LOLZ his ass back to square 1.
Date: 04/11/15 |
Views: 102294 |
☑ Cock big enough to need it's own VISA?
☑ Gonorrhea free?
☒ Better acting than Ben Affleck in Daredevil?
☑ Will I use as reference point on OKCupid?
Date: 04/10/15 |
Views: 128804 |
Carlos "pussy slayer" Garcia got himself one of those deluxe Nokia phones that shoots video and he's gonna show us just how cool life is... by turning the hose on a femi-beaner that downed about 9 too many Four Lokos.
Date: 04/09/15 |
Views: 109130 |
Realization starts @ 3:47. She gets black-lady-short-changed-at-McDonald's level angry, but it's her facial expressions that sell me. It's an exact replica of mine while squeezing out P.F. Chang's dynamite shrimp bowl.
Date: 04/08/15 |
Views: 119136 |
Eight seconds of stroking and dude pops his cork faster than Kanye West looking at himself in a mirror. Skip on ahead to 0:51 seconds for British shaming at it's finest.
Date: 04/07/15 |
Views: 126306 |
He's packing 5.7 inches worth of sexual assault but the target won't sit still long enough for him to deliver the payload. Bonus pts for her almost backing into it, but ultimately he goes home with a dick dryer than Egypt.
Date: 04/06/15 |
Views: 102989 |