Gorgeous kissable face, tight n' right abs and jumpin' juicy fake tits for mouthfuls of munchin' - but how about that obscene dual bowling ball rubber ass? Seriously! An all-time low of big booty dysmorphia at 5:19.
Date June 13th, 2013
Views 46062
Those things are really quite fucking HUGE. Don't you wanna just drown in them? If you can ignore the reversed, frog-featured, child-size t-shirt that reads "Pick Me," and her flabby tum-tum, then I think you're in!
Date June 6th, 2013
Views 71731
Shit, I kinda feel sorry for this Japanese "retard" (actual medical term). Thank the gods for the sweet, soft-spoken and fully clothed hooker helper who gives him the most sterile jacking off seen (or blurred) on TV.
Date June 4th, 2013
Views 60950
Really not sure who's to blame here. Her silly whoreass for requesting these phenomenally bad tattoos, or the artist that should've had the foresight that her twat would soon look like a page out of Carl Sagan's Cosmos.
Date June 1st, 2013
Views 77974
Drop a 150 pounds, give Jonathan Davis his clothing back and get a best friend that doesn't resemble a neanderthalic, homeless Bette Midler.. and maybe then we can talk 'superiority', you degenerate cocksucker.
Date May 29th, 2013
Views 62207
An insider look at the brutality/awesomeness of sorority hazing, in which status-seeking sluts are stripped of their D&G booty shorts and subjected to ridicule, humiliation, homosexual acts and reruns of ElimiDate.
Date May 13th, 2013
Views 230238
My gut instinct tells me this is about as probable as a Lou Diamond Phillips film getting theatrical distribution... but I do find her nervous moans and heavy breathing compelling. What do you think?
Date May 8th, 2013
Views 206890
This is pretty disturbing, and I don't mean haha-disturbing, like when Amy Winehouse OD'ed on alcohol and died. This woman is frail, malnourished and being forced to do Crossfit at gunpoint. I don't know whether to cringe or nominate her for an AVN award.
Date May 8th, 2013
Views 358154
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Date May 8th, 2013
Views 141183
Nice tits. Real nice. But when I adjust my head 2 inches North all I see is a Owen Wilson... minus the crooked nose and plus a whole lot of down syndrome. Oversized sunglasses lady, and fast.
Date May 8th, 2013
Views 147489
It's all fun and games until you give a 35 year old Papa John's employee an atomic boner. He was offered a hug, he went for the clit. Some call it sexual assault, I prefer the term '2nd base'.
Date May 7th, 2013
Views 137408
Antonio, you stupid fuck. There are 2 things you simply don't fuck with in life: 1.) Sean Penn during his menstruation cycle and 2.) Crocodilians. Save the playing-in-the-mud for when you illegally enter the US.
Date May 7th, 2013
Views 89873
and suddenly I'm out of compliments. I do have one question though: your tits look like pantyhose stuffed with two fucked up, magnetically repelled Nerf balls. Protip: I don't actually have any questions.
Date March 14th, 2013
Views 173266
Throat fucking, fish hooking, oxygen depriving, dirty A2M... don't be fooled by the Bilbo Baggins hairdo. This man's a certified destroyer of vagina, and consequently my new idol. Goodbye Mark-Paul Gosselaar.
Date March 13th, 2013
Views 212714
Infuckingcredible. I'd eat the Saag Paneer from her Islamic shithole just to get within reach of those calcium loaded funbags. Actually, I don't think they eat Saag Paneer in the Middle East. Their loss.
Date March 11th, 2013
Views 171151
Good taste in women (read: victims). Poor taste in beach attire though. Two words: Pacific Sunwear. Join the rest of the evolved population and buy a pair of board shorts, you unfashionable scumbag fuck.
Date March 11th, 2013
Views 148947
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Date March 1st, 2013
Views 245495
Fisting: a practice generally reserved for aging degenerates that wanna spice up their sex life without having to invite 7 African Americans into their bedroom. The chicks are ALWAYS beat. Here's an exception.
Date March 1st, 2013
Views 117516
The 90's. An era best defined by shitty music, a philandering president, and the final days of plot-based pornography. Keyword: PLOT. This has one that'd make Michael Bay shit his pants in envy.
Date February 21st, 2013
Views 137212
Interesting surname. Was it chosen out of love for the search engine... or the busboy at the Panda Express where she clearly binge ate chicken chow mein tridaily? Scroll down, watch last video and you'll understand.
Date February 6th, 2013
Views 159203
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