• Unexpected Fetish

    Unexpected Fetish

    Did flashing interns at the local 7-11 becoming a challenge or something? Apparently this miscreant prefers the orifices less traveled. Specifically the ones small enough to give Tiger Woods anxiety attacks. C-L-A-S-S-Y.

    Date: 04/19/19 Views: 12,854 Category: WTF

  • Safe Space DESTROYED

    Safe Space DESTROYED


    Date: 04/19/19 Views: 12,958 Category: LMAO

  • Spring Breeaaaaaak

    Spring Breeaaaaaak

    Owning a Boat: aka the most over-hyped financial shitpit lie you were told about increasing your chances of getting laid. free tip: it doesn't work. Statistically speaking Chipotle gift cards and tribal tattoos have a better success rate. relevant

    Date: 04/18/19 Views: 53,290 Category: Lesbians

  • I Have Several Questions

    I Have Several Questions


    Date: 04/17/19 Views: 78,145 Category: Asians

  • Shame No Longer Exists

    Shame No Longer Exists

    Becky LaStarbuck's safe space gets invaded by some degenerate clawing his way to 500 likes and subscribes... only to find the find the school's biggest petri dish instead. Does she: 1) Demand he stop 2) Compare dick sizes or 3) Not budge.

    Date: 04/16/19 Views: 140,327 Category: Teen

  • Mistakes Were Made

    Mistakes Were Made

    Date: 04/16/19 Views: 137,692 Category: Advertisement

  • Real Cheating Wives Compilation

    Real Cheating Wives Compilation

    A Cardi B cocktail, Walmart toilet seats and discounted Rice-a-Roni at a swap meat: All things I'd commit to before slapping a ring on the talons of one of these harpies. Pay attention boys: One day it might be half of YOUR Amiibo collection.

    Date: 04/15/19 Views: 106,011 Category: Slutty

  • "it's not rape when a girl does it"

    "it's not rape when a girl does it"

    Not even sure what the hell is going on here. I see too much ink, Too little foresight and a modified hospital bed normally reserved for My 600 lb Life. No further info than that, so... time for some hashtags. #doublestandards #hetoo

    Date: 04/14/19 Views: 114,947 Category: Bitches

  • The "TAP-OUT" Compilation

    The "TAP-OUT" Compilation

    "y dont u want anymoe dick?!" HAHA

    Date: 04/13/19 Views: 107,020 Category: Compilations

  • Teach Me Softly

    Teach Me Softly

    So it turns out disfigured Oreo cookies aren't the only reason a girl from Ballbag Alabama gets out of bed in the morning. The game has officially been changed.

    Date: 04/12/19 Views: 108,544 Category: Amateur

  • Swing Things

    Swing Things

    After shlogging a good 90% of the right-swipe rejects on FarmersMeet.com - you are entitled to a bone being thrown your way. And here I thought I've seen jevery angle there is to enter a Pottery Barn cashier from... but I was wrong. So wrong.

    Date: 04/11/19 Views: 110,650 Category: Hot

  • Absolutely Unforgivable

    Absolutely Unforgivable


    Date: 04/10/19 Views: 164,242 Category: Drugs

  • Yes, It's Real

    Yes, It's Real

    Not quite as entertaining as THIS CLASSIC but a valiant effort nonetheless.

    Date: 04/10/19 Views: 133,952 Category: Busted

  • 18-year-old Slave [for reals]

    18-year-old Slave [for reals]

    Contrary to appearance, she didn't beat herself to death with a Dashboard Confessional CD after this wound up online. But her usefulness is spent faster than a black man's paycheck at Footlocker so... fap with +5 to agility.

    Date: 04/09/19 Views: 152,047 Category: Teen

  • Life of an UBER Driver

    Life of an UBER Driver

    Scarlette Mae. aka the newest reason to stock up on all mayonnaise-based lubricants and clear your schedule. If a degenerate ride sharer from Jersey City can get 14 minutes with her, there obviously a chance for us all. #bolieve

    Date: 04/08/19 Views: 114,432 Category: LMAO

  • Step-Daughter, Cunt-Slaughter

    Step-Daughter, Cunt-Slaughter

    It's 2019 and i had sexual relations with my third cousin's sister-mom porn is alive and well. Whatever... at this point we can't stop it. Just cross both balls & hope the trend doesn't extend itself into Burger King commercials. Some things are sacred.

    Date: 04/07/19 Views: 102,115 Category: Incest

  • Buttsex Was a BAD IDEA

    Buttsex Was a BAD IDEA

    for fuck sakes lady - not even Ant Man could end game his way through that sphincter. Great try though. I dub you the wildest gender-conforming white female i'd consider having sex with after a thorough round of lice testing.

    Date: 04/06/19 Views: 109,231 Category: Anal

  • The Relationship Killer

    The Relationship Killer

    The more they look like a Fortnite player, the more sexually inept they are. A simple concept now reinforced by this Pop Tart artisan trying to experience his first kobly gobbly. Let's just say this: The date at GameStop is officially cancelled.

    Date: 04/05/19 Views: 100,314 Category: Amateur

  • REAL? Twisted Sisters

    REAL? Twisted Sisters

    This is all but guaranteed to heighten your curiosity of any legitimate family tree exploration stories out there. Don't be soured by the 47 clickbait titles it took for you to land here - your quest for honesty on the Internet lives here and now.

    Date: 04/04/19 Views: 183,457 Category: Incest

  • Tiny, Tinier, Tiniest

    Tiny, Tinier, Tiniest

    Skylar Valentine. Standing at a legitimate 4'7, she may be the only girl that can rim you without having to bend the knee. Daenerys Targaryen might consider that an act of disrespect. Everyone else considers it side-chick material.

    Date: 04/03/19 Views: 149,647 Category: Midgets

  • Only in Brazil

    Only in Brazil


    Date: 04/02/19 Views: 191,874 Category: Drugs

  • Girlfriend of the Year?

    Girlfriend of the Year?

    Maybe you disagree, but we at least have a contender here. A twenty-something contortionist from Arizona with all 31 flavors of Baskin Robbins below her bush line may eventually take the throne... but for now, the seat is occupied. #winning

    Date: 03/31/19 Views: 133,312 Category: Freaks




    Date: 03/30/19 Views: 133,499 Category: Assholes

  • Here's your tip, Asshole

    Here's your tip, Asshole

    protip for my ever-evolving female viewer base: If you ever find yourself in this situation, make sure you order the blooming onion first. Outback servers tend to frown upon this kind of behavior out of the gate. Ask me how I know.

    Date: 03/29/19 Views: 134,475 Category: Public

  • lol white girls

    lol white girls

    fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday

    Date: 03/28/19 Views: 172,157 Category: Public

  • Breaking an 18-year-old

    Breaking an 18-year-old

    Daddy-issue appearance without the feminist dick-hating. Not a bad piece of flib flab. Would I take her out on a date to Wendy's? No. Would I want to use her vaginal utopia to power an indoor slip and slide? Hell to the mother fuckin maybe.

    Date: 03/27/19 Views: 183,579 Category: Teen

  • Meawhile, in Oklahoma...

    Meawhile, in Oklahoma...

    The Midwest: Some go for affordable street drugs. Others, go to make videos that can fuel an entire season of Dr. Phil. This guy does both. 1st he loads up on Slurm, then he shows his sister-cousin who's the boss of this double-wide. A role model?

    Date: 03/26/19 Views: 163,927 Category: Assholes

  • 50 Guys? IN A ROW?!

    50 Guys? IN A ROW?!

    She's pretty hot. So hot I'd consider parting with my first-edition Lindsay Lohan love doll just for a fighting chance at being lost inside that Japanese bush fire. Yes, I'm talking about the rare pre "i snorted Tide Pods before it was cool" version.

    Date: 03/25/19 Views: 201,724 Category: Asians

  • Literally Traded His Girlfriend For Weed

    Literally Traded His Girlfriend For Weed

    If your the kind of man that can enjoy white girls giving back to a marginalized community, then this is the video for you. Don't give a fuck about philanthropy? Then perhaps another video showcasing women's talent suits you better.

    Date: 03/20/19 Views: 235,284 Category: Drugs

  • We've Reached a New Low

    We've Reached a New Low

    Funny how porn has evolved from basic penetration, into an ambitious race to see who's more willing to donate their genitals to medical research. She's Melody Marks and she just gave my wiener reason to watch The Walking Dead again.

    Date: 03/19/19 Views: 204,749 Category: WTF