Maybe not the first to take 12% of his hog log, but there will always be second place for the girl that looked highly fashionable while getting her lungs dented from the bottom. This place needs a little class sometimes.
My first 'pay-to-play' was in a McD toilet stall. She was more Kurt Perry than Katy Perry, pretty foul. Not even a replay of Heather Graham's bush in Boogie Nights changed the mood. But... if I had this guy's attitude? Life would be different.
I've seen a lot of desperation in my day... but damn near 4 fucking hours of mid-production skin flicks trying to pass themselves off as revenge porn? I would say the Internet has officially reached a new low... but buzzfeed.com still exists.
How/Why semi-concious females go on the hunt for ding dongs that can literally rearrange their organs is beyond my knowledge. Clearly Arya Fae's parents didn't raise no bitch. Now... call Shaquille o'Neal and lets finish this snuff film right.
Don't let the Barnum & Bailey make up fool you: She's a raw meat connoisseur of the highest order. We all have a calling in life... and after fucking the ultra Downy fabric softener out of herself, I think we all know what her future holds » Wall-E
Great face. Nice body. But what really got me on board was the complete lack of logic. Look closely. No brains, no thoughts. So cute you'd almost forget this happens when they get more than half a can into their mouths.
If one thing never fails to get a metric fuckton of clicks, it's five-day legal squeeze bags. So here's 16 secs of the best ones you'll see all week. That's right, 16. As in the number of times I have to flush after a Little Caesars Five for $5 groupon.
I've seen this combo before: Cute enthusiastic gAm3RGuRL + Alpha gringo that's seen all 1,200 of Joe Rogans' podcasts. I'd go into further analysis, but my wool sock has already reached it's maximum capacity and it's time to take a nap.
Some people will watch this and see a beautiful free spirit. Others will shower their routers in ammonia and set their monitor on fire. But me? All I see is a girl that gives 0 fucks about gender neautral bathrooms. Call me Mr. Positivity.
for fucks sake: If you're gonna act like a bunch of animals at the county fair, at least give us a decent view of the show. Then again... when carnival rides are the main source of your libido, maybe you've done all the misdemeanors you can do.
aye, I'm thinking it might be best if you restrict all incoming traffic to the front of your body. Either that, or stop shopping for clientele at zoo entrances. Another few years of this and even a Jewish butcher won't be discounting that meat pile.
Some knowledge I picked up during my 4 hour stakeout of a bathroom at Carl's Jr: You get what you ask for in this life. And by the looks of her facial expressions, I'd say this is gonna be one of them ELLEN moments about two weeks from now.
And by gangbang I mean one single sexually inept man losing his virginity, while Oscar De Lahoya's 2 cousins spectate. Only thing missing is a Mariachi band and that one token black guy repeatedly screaming "wurlstar". Cut and reshoot, thx.