• How Did it Fit?

    How Did it Fit?

    So what do we have here? Stunned by the feels of reverse birth, or the start of a snuff film? Dunno, but 1 thing's certain: if anal is in her future, she best have a solid insurance plan. I'm talkin rectal trauma, of the prolapse variety.

    Date: 06/02/17 Views: 169,946 Category: Beefy

  • Worst shit you'll see today. Promise

    Worst shit you'll see today. Promise

    Pregnant sisters, overly-hung midgets and a race to outdo dad's cum stains. I don't know if I'm jerking off to porn, or a Charlie Sheen family reunion.

    Date: 06/02/17 Views: 217,601 Category: WTF

  • Autistic Loses His Virginity

    Autistic Loses His Virginity

    Mental disorders pardon all: test scores, bad hygiene, Kathy Griffin. But hes got chromosomes like Tiger Woods has hangovers & I dont know to laugh, or press charges for stealing my patented 'no-handed buzzsaw' seen @18:48

    Date: 06/01/17 Views: 139,250 Category: Amateur

  • CLASSIC: 5 Best Painal Videos of all Time

    CLASSIC: 5 Best Painal Videos of all Time

    *cough* [ original ] *cough*

    Date: 06/01/17 Views: 120,901 Category: Anal

  • Lowest of the Low

    Lowest of the Low

    Hey, no one said you had to like it. Just sit back, keep a firm grip on that vinegar flavored oyster bag and think about all the 360 no-scopes you'll be hitting as soon as you're done. That's what gets me to the end of the week.

    Date: 05/31/17 Views: 111,270 Category: Gamers

  • Relationships in 2017

    Relationships in 2017

    At first I was like wow, this guy is an asshole for letting a roommate go crab appling in his girlfriend's butthole, unprotected. I was actually worried until I realized what year it is. Five words y'all: still better than fidget spinning.

    Date: 05/31/17 Views: 140,422 Category: Cuck

  • "my brothers big fat dick"

    "my brothers big fat dick"

    yeaaa, I'm thinking it might be best if you just leave the incestual fantasies to the experts. Your acting is 2/10 at best, and that thing you got between your legs looks like something even a Jewish butcher wouldn't discount.

    Date: 05/30/17 Views: 122,585 Category: Derp

  • LOL THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE

    LOL THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Date: 05/30/17 Views: 120,769 Category: Bloopers

  • Smooth Talker Seduces Cousin?

    Smooth Talker Seduces Cousin?

    The All in the Family reboot is lookin good.

    Date: 05/29/17 Views: 207,259 Category: Incest

  • More you watch, worse it gets

    More you watch, worse it gets

    Middle-age hit her like a sack of 80's exercise vids, & she needs cash. How can life get worse? If u guessed being told to suck dick by the Dane Cook of porn directors, you just won my limited edition Power Ranger Kevlar vest.

    Date: 05/28/17 Views: 156,737 Category: MILF

  • Guess the Drug

    Guess the Drug

    And our official comment of the day goes to: "When she moves slightly to the side and you accidentally nut to Paul Blart" - Memeking6969

    Date: 05/28/17 Views: 144,252 Category: Amateur

  • Escort TAPS OUT

    Escort TAPS OUT

    See that face at the 3:40 mark? I'm familiar with that face. It's the why the fuck did I leave my tenure at IHOP for this? face. lol no shit lady. 1.) Butter Pecan syrup is FIRE 2.) You wouldn't be the new poster girl for feminism.

    Date: 05/27/17 Views: 154,251 Category: LMAO

  • i came.

    i came.

    Not since 1982's The Thing have I seen a remake outdo the original in every way. She's stacked like a Denny's Grand Slam, fucks all over the place and makes Jessica Alba look/smell like Sarah Jessica Parker. #oscarworthy

    Date: 05/27/17 Views: 162,239 Category: Porn

  • Kidney Damage CONFIRMED

    Kidney Damage CONFIRMED

    Early-model pornstar, and anal apprenticeship not required. Just find an open-minded member of a local sanctuary city, lure him in with promises of kentucky fried gift cards and let the surgical repair of vital organs begin.

    Date: 05/26/17 Views: 126,852 Category: Big Dicks

  • Sexual Assault... FOR JUSTICE!

    Sexual Assault... FOR JUSTICE!

    damn.

    Date: 05/26/17 Views: 176,307 Category: Shocking

  • YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

    YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

    Here it is: The greatest attempt at eroticism to ever grace western culture. The struggles are relatable, his investigative skills are second to none, and the vagina... Well, the vagina taste like soap. Get the Oscar nomination.

    Date: 05/25/17 Views: 112,561 Category: Asians

  • Mom HATES it, Dad Doesn't (LMAO)

    Mom HATES it, Dad Doesn't (LMAO)

    Downside to MILFS having a mid-life crisis? Every time you try reliving her youth, the menopausal bitch fest comes roaring through. Then there's the other end of the spectrum: Mom's with foot-longs, but no time to use 'em.

    Date: 05/25/17 Views: 165,159 Category: Anal

  • Real Deflowering?

    Real Deflowering?

    There's something endearing about a girl that has the pain tolerance of an NFL linebacker. Her talents scream give me 6 months, and my butthole will be a footlocker for Mexican cartels. Clearly we're looking at wife material.

    Date: 05/24/17 Views: 123,223 Category: Virgins

  • The Most Stunning Girl of 2017

    The Most Stunning Girl of 2017

    Athena Faris. [full version]

    Date: 05/24/17 Views: 166,910 Category: Hot

  • He Got Arrested for This

    He Got Arrested for This

    Story HERE

    Date: 05/23/17 Views: 205,395 Category: Assholes

  • WHOS DA BITCH NOW?

    WHOS DA BITCH NOW?

    Nothing says 'Hood Pass' quite like champagne pink underwear, and a girl with enough cellulite to join The View. Let's just say... Lavar dun goofed.

    Date: 05/22/17 Views: 157,520 Category: Gay

  • "I can take 10 guys at once"

    "I can take 10 guys at once"

    Ya just got done telling the world your crotch sees more activity than the YMCA... is it really a time for giggles? Sit in a tub of peroxide & think it over.

    Date: 05/22/17 Views: 164,799 Category: Slutty

  • Legit 13-Incher

    Legit 13-Incher

    This is ridiculous. Not lol-ridiculous like a chunk of society identifying as non-binary lesbian attack helicopters. She has zero reaction to being gutted like a sturgeon, and I keep waiting for David Attenborough's explanation.

    Date: 05/20/17 Views: 124,031 Category: Big Dicks

  • BONER KILLERS

    BONER KILLERS

    I don't know what's worse: #1's future as a dolphin whisperer, or #4's daddy issues being the hottest thing about her. One more kodak moment HERE.

    Date: 05/20/17 Views: 133,274 Category: LMAO

  • Slight Age Difference

    Slight Age Difference

    Mr. Wilson, nooooooo!

    Date: 05/19/17 Views: 172,430 Category: Seniors

  • MY PUSSY IS ON FIRE!

    MY PUSSY IS ON FIRE!

    Dare give your pocket change to a girl with one of these things crammed up her barking walrus, and you'll be rewarded with more shakes than an epileptic with a day pass to Six Flags. SPOILER ALERT: Bitches be faking.

    Date: 05/19/17 Views: 115,581 Category: Devices

  • TBT: Roommate Wants to Watch

    TBT: Roommate Wants to Watch

    Reminds me of the time I finally gamed that redhead at Baskin Robbins with the clubbed foot, and miscalculated my mother's arrival time. Not since Forest Gump, have I seen someone with a disability run so damn fast.

    Date: 05/18/17 Views: 152,971 Category: Amateur

  • REAL: Stranger Crashes Porn Shoot

    REAL: Stranger Crashes Porn Shoot

    Hilarity strikes when a day-laborer notices two triple-D's swinging in the distance, and feels the sudden urge to flog the dolphin. Fuck the customer service line at Walmart, this deviant just found his target audience HAHA.

    Date: 05/17/17 Views: 128,076 Category: Cringe

  • Recipe for Destruction

    Recipe for Destruction

    No rectal penetration... but trust when I say anal stimulation was achieved faggit. Lavar's elephant tusk makes contact with all erogenous zones, no matter the entry point. That's the primary benefit of weighing 71.5 lbs.

    Date: 05/17/17 Views: 117,500 Category: Flexible

  • WHITE PRIVILEGE!

    WHITE PRIVILEGE!

    Take your average Old Navy cashier, incentivize her with 4 minutes of Facebook Live fame and 2 complimentary strains of HPV, and this is what you get. Apply all yogurt-based lubricants and gift cards accordingly.

    Date: 05/16/17 Views: 141,385 Category: Facials