• Would YOU pay for this?

    Would YOU pay for this?

    Fart assaults, bitch slappings, clit sniping - I thought I've seen it all when it comes to Internet prostitution. And once again, I was dead fucking wrong.

    Date: 02/15/18 Views: 155,953 Category: Webcams

  • She Literally Almost Dies [MUST WATCH]

    She Literally Almost Dies [MUST WATCH]

    Frontal lobe ruthlessly attacked at the hands of a guy that considers Home Depot's hardware dpt EROTIC. No, this isn't my review for the newest ISIS video. It's the Citizen Kane of tardgasms, and you need to see it to the end.

    Date: 02/14/18 Views: 216,618 Category: Rekt

  • Unique Technique

    Unique Technique

    A coworker at Little Caesars once told me she used the side of a Redbull can to pleasure herself. She said the feeling of her deep-dish pizza bowl being grinded made her cum instantaneously. Is that what's going on here?

    Date: 02/13/18 Views: 189,893 Category: Hot

  • Stranger Grabbed by the Pussy

    Stranger Grabbed by the Pussy

    Not since the days of blindly acquiring porn ala 5600 baud Limewire have I come across a female with such seminal fortitude. She's got standards brah. Know who doesn't have standards? THIS WIND TUNNEL. #sendhelp

    Date: 02/12/18 Views: 172,333 Category: Slutty

  • HAHA: Creampie DENIED

    HAHA: Creampie DENIED

    Are you seeing that body language? I know that body language. Roughly translated it means: if you pull out again, I'll park my Kia Soul in your asshole next time you fall asleep. Go ahead, ask me. Ask me how I know.

    Date: 02/11/18 Views: 207,435 Category: Bitches

  • You'll Cum 14 Times

    You'll Cum 14 Times

    derp

    Date: 02/10/18 Views: 403,741 Category: Teen

  • Bad Way to Spend $200 in Thailand

    Bad Way to Spend $200 in Thailand

    Not since walking into a waffle house at 2 AM have I seen such disrespect for the lower half of a brown female. And just like the riot that ended that night, he has no intent of letting $39 worth of plastic surgery go to waste.

    Date: 02/09/18 Views: 197,950 Category: Asians

  • Doctor of the Year?

    Doctor of the Year?

    When your rusty bag is knee-level, and the age of medicare is on the horizon - maybe being labeled a sexual predator becomes the least of your problems? For everyone else: You probably shouldn't even attempt this.

    Date: 02/04/18 Views: 309,458 Category: Seniors

  • Masturbating Behind Mom Part 2

    Masturbating Behind Mom Part 2

    Self-proclaimed Fap Ninja adds another accolade to her resume, in the form of Nicholas Cage's School of Acting graduate. An unfortunately accurate title you'll agree with when you question your purpose in life around 18:00.

    Date: 02/03/18 Views: 146,810 Category: Parents

  • Practice ≠ Perfect

    Practice ≠ Perfect

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Date: 02/02/18 Views: 177,193 Category: Derp

  • The Best 10 Seconds on the Internet

    The Best 10 Seconds on the Internet

    Nothing spells T-R-U-L-U-V like 12 ounces of dollar-store beer missing it's target. Don't know bout you, but my Valentine's day just got booked solid.

    Date: 02/01/18 Views: 198,660 Category: Derp

  • Meanwhile, in Japan...

    Meanwhile, in Japan...

    This is standard Asian our music sounds like squirrels in a woodchipper, but if I put my mouth on your cock you won't notice it syndrome. Fortunately, science has gifted us the video to accompany this diss track. #springbreak

    Date: 01/31/18 Views: 152,622 Category: Asians

  • 100% Wrong

    100% Wrong

    A/B honor roll, all F's you retarded

    Date: 01/29/18 Views: 307,566 Category: Derp

  • Repair Man Has No Idea

    Repair Man Has No Idea

    Degenerate hoebag works feverishly to get sexually assaulted by a guy with more V's in his name than a Russian dictionary... and doesn't come close to succeeding. Enjoy your 0-star YELP review Victor Vahdeem Vyachvyeslahv!

    Date: 01/28/18 Views: 210,896 Category: Slutty

  • Teen Mom Gives Zero Fucks

    Teen Mom Gives Zero Fucks

    More HERE

    Date: 01/27/18 Views: 207,566 Category: Public

  • Opportunity of a Lifetime

    Opportunity of a Lifetime

    She's pretty hot. So hot I'd consider parting with my first-edition Lindsay Lohan love doll. The rare pre-i snorted Tide Pods before it was cool version.

    Date: 01/26/18 Views: 202,393 Category: Asians

  • Safe word? What safe word?

    Safe word? What safe word?

    Can't imagine how many E.R. vists had to be falsified before she found the sweet spot. I respect the exploration, but the only road this fetish ultimately leads to is Dennis Rodman and strategically placed cream cheese.

    Date: 01/24/18 Views: 329,141 Category: Teen

  • "how I got kicked out of school"

    "how I got kicked out of school"

    har har

    Date: 01/23/18 Views: 307,587 Category: LMAO

  • 8-Inch Surprise

    8-Inch Surprise

    Becky shats herself upon realizing her next FB Live appearance won't be a pretty one. I haven't seen such an intense look of confusion and despair since that time I got caught beta testing display toilets at Home Depot.

    Date: 01/20/18 Views: 238,414 Category: Fappers

  • Paralyzed by His Erection

    Paralyzed by His Erection

    HIM: Dressed like a level 65 COD Lieutenant
    HER: Dressed like Corey Feldman during an audition
    Some love stories just aren't written with happy endings.

    Date: 01/19/18 Views: 184,540 Category: Slutty

  • "i almost fucked my girlfriend to death"

    "i almost fucked my girlfriend to death"

    It's all about crossing the line with class. Conquer that skill and nothing shall come between your tits and Internet glory. Save for a restraining order or 4.

    Date: 01/17/18 Views: 320,279 Category: Rekt

  • Hot Sister, UGLY ENDING

    Hot Sister, UGLY ENDING

    I can understand the incestual story arch. I'll look past the iPhone 3 camera quality. But the no-hesitation, double-dip taste-test of his own pearl jam at 7:22 mark? UNFUCKINGFORGIVABLE you incomplete, slovenly shit donut.

    Date: 01/15/18 Views: 278,906 Category: Incest

  • MILF with the Magic Touch

    MILF with the Magic Touch

    Nothing goes viral quite like middle-aged salmon canyons... so here's 2 minutes worth of the best in the biz. Too old for the bullshit, too young for the metamucil. This is something I like to call: middle ground (and pound).

    Date: 01/13/18 Views: 235,420 Category: Hot

  • Anal is NOT an Option

    Anal is NOT an Option

    A hygiene level commonly found in an Arby's handicap toilet has applied itself to this girl's rectal passage. Not shocking... but Clorox may have found it's new spokeswoman. Another desperate cry for anal bleaching HERE

    Date: 01/12/18 Views: 213,452 Category: WAT

  • 1ST DILDO = MIND BLOWN

    1ST DILDO = MIND BLOWN

    Step 1: Relaunch expertvillage.com
    Step 2: Make this the only video on the site
    Step 3: Profit

    Date: 01/09/18 Views: 233,049 Category: LMAO

  • How many students did she fuck?

    How many students did she fuck?

    Take notes ladies. If your class isn't flocking to extra credit assignments like political correctness to H&M, then you're doing it wrong. Honor rollers, detention scholars - nobody is safe from the charm of this dump truck.

    Date: 01/07/18 Views: 195,845 Category: Teachers

  • Socially Awkward Nymphomaniac

    Socially Awkward Nymphomaniac

    Avoiding all things Comic Con related? Big mistake, Chad. Disregard the 'i lost my virginity to a life-sized cardboard cutoff of David Hasselhoff' look. This chick is DTF, TMI and AIDS all wrapped into one neat little package.

    Date: 01/06/18 Views: 239,768 Category: Compilations

  • "i'm an elementary school teacher"

    "i'm an elementary school teacher"

    welp.

    Date: 01/05/18 Views: 223,211 Category: Busted

  • It DOES exist!

    It DOES exist!

    Don't let the above-average penis size and battle-tested anus fool you: Encyclopedia Britannica lied. The human female can squirt via buttsex.

    Date: 01/04/18 Views: 229,782 Category: Anal

  • Art of Not Giving a Fuck

    Art of Not Giving a Fuck

    Coors Light connoisseur zones out her surroundings long enough to focus on better things. I.E. getting a faceful of Kentucky's finest into her minge. I'm waiting for the sequel. Where Lester makes a b-line for that b-hole.

    Date: 01/03/18 Views: 198,866 Category: Drunk