• How The Fuck Does this Happen?

    How The Fuck Does this Happen?

    Posting for no other reason than this guy looking like Chief fuckin Wiggum.

    Date: 10/12/17 Views: 186,795 Category: Hot

  • WARNING: For Advanced Users Only

    WARNING: For Advanced Users Only

    I'm all for breaking boundaries, but a little caution should be advised. When trying special team plays you saw on the Internet, it's best to practice first. PROOF: The 12 pack of these bastards being Amazon-prime'd to my house.

    Date: 10/12/17 Views: 216,304 Category: Impressive

  • Secondhand Vagina

    Secondhand Vagina

    Modern technology demonstrates it's versatility, and this particular duo are a prime example. They're scarfing down war-grade sphincter, while I'm still over here waiting for Cuphead's 'beat-the-shit-out-of-your-wife' DLC. FUCK.

    Date: 10/11/17 Views: 130,793 Category: WTF

  • The Danger of Camwhoring

    The Danger of Camwhoring

    Cam whore #2817 has an unintentional FML moment after realizing her 6 inch friend has swam into deeper waters. Luckily she's prepared: Squat, push and cross your tits the breakfast burrito bowl doesn't come out with it.

    Date: 10/10/17 Views: 141,301 Category: Shocking

  • Bad Wife, Bad Life

    Bad Wife, Bad Life

    To my ever growing .07% female viewers: put on your bifocals and pay the fuck attention. This is what u DON'T do before getting married. Stay classy & save the dick-crazed cluster fuck swap parties for college girls and India.

    Date: 10/09/17 Views: 198,994 Category: Busted



    Dude's got balls allowing Arnold Schwarzenegro to go Conan the Barbarian on his S/O. Speaking of balls... where the fuck is his nutsack? The only thing suggesting he's a man at this point are the camo shorts and bald head LOL

    Date: 10/08/17 Views: 167,301 Category: Cuck

  • MASTER of Her Craft

    MASTER of Her Craft

    Face of a succubus and she knows her way around a gopher hole. Rarely do I admit this, but this chicky is 1 enema away from a Chipotle burrito bowl on my dime. Unfortunately, my desert rose isn't bloomed enough for her taste.

    Date: 10/06/17 Views: 139,482 Category: Amateur

  • Epic Butterface is Epic II

    Epic Butterface is Epic II

    She looks fine from the waist down, DAMN fine for that matter. But head north and it becomes pretty obvious who had to breed to produce that chin. Mother: Sarah Jessica Parker. Father: Kal-El from the planet Krypton.

    Date: 10/06/17 Views: 141,595 Category: Derp

  • 4 Guys That Rejected Free Sex

    4 Guys That Rejected Free Sex

    Gotta love how guy #4 still demands payment after a fish fry freebie. Sorry girl, you just got one-upped by pepperoni and Aspergers. HUMILIATION.

    Date: 10/05/17 Views: 149,308 Category: Compilations



    Freshly szechuan'd Rick and Morty fans get the 3 Stooges treatment after discovering chaturbate.com. The smell of digital prostitution will eventually fade... but video of you juggling another man's donut glaze is f-o-r-e-v-e-r.

    Date: 10/05/17 Views: 140,728 Category: Cringe

  • Tourists Don't Give a Fuck

    Tourists Don't Give a Fuck

    You see all these videos of girls too scared to hit a Wendy's drive-thru with a homemade glaze. Then u have Maria Leonne... giving less than zero shits & takes more loads in public than a New York City dump truck. #trendkiller

    Date: 10/04/17 Views: 164,873 Category: Slutty

  • 17 Beers: Can She Handle it?

    17 Beers: Can She Handle it?

    "I tried my best to caption this one, but half the shit that steamrolls out of her mouth makes no sense and after the two straight minutes of her rambling on about Totoya automobiles I got kinda tired. P.S. NICE TITS."

    Date: 10/03/17 Views: 185,296 Category: Drunk

  • She Almost Cried (LOL)

    She Almost Cried (LOL)

    A quick romp in the ole' spaghetti house goes south once this derpo realizes she needs to reevaluate her choice in birth control. But blinded by peer pressure & $1.75, she goes on. The result? A Tampax commercial.

    Date: 10/03/17 Views: 141,631 Category: Surprise

  • Never trust $10 hookers. NEVER.

    Never trust $10 hookers. NEVER.

    She may not talk much, but that body language certainly has a story to tell. Specifically "take a chance", "no protection required" and the clear winner: "look at me. i'm the captain now, mother fucker". YOU IN 12 SECONDS

    Date: 10/01/17 Views: 155,289 Category: WAT

  • Unwanted Spectator!

    Unwanted Spectator!

    Before today I was absolutely certain of two critical things: 1: Blondes are inherently on the spectrum for autism. And 2: Cats are born assholes. Looks like my opinions have officially been reinforced. See her live HERE

    Date: 09/30/17 Views: 165,756 Category: Amateur

  • Sent into Early Retirement

    Sent into Early Retirement

    Desperate for fame and isn't afraid of lying on her resume. If these aren't the quintessential ingredients to be Nacho Vidal's next penis ornament, I don't know what is. Now save up those Pesos and fly the U.S and A. kthx.

    Date: 09/29/17 Views: 237,402 Category: Anal

  • The HORRORS of Cuckolding

    The HORRORS of Cuckolding

    If you've been gifted the genitalia of a hamster, it's best to break the ice through other means. Such as a political anecdote, or shitting ur pants for example. Both yield better odds of gettin laid than what this turd did HAHA

    Date: 09/28/17 Views: 216,901 Category: WTF

  • "sorry I broke your wife"

    "sorry I broke your wife"

    I'm linking to her entire gallery of videos, but if your interest is in the fallopian tube rearrangement I've selected for the thumbnail: FRET NOT. Your chlamydia-flavored soccer mom awaits you at the end of this link.

    Date: 09/28/17 Views: 227,971 Category: Rekt

  • Senior Discount?

    Senior Discount?

    You know times are tough when you accept Hubert "i have warrants" Molesterol's offer to take his wrinkly banana for meager pay. Fun Fact: This dirty fuck got 5 girls pregnant before closing down Geriatric Studios. MORE

    Date: 09/26/17 Views: 160,819 Category: Teen

  • Disappointment of the Day

    Disappointment of the Day

    I'm thinking it might be best you just stay behind that wall and never reveal your identity. That thing you're sticking through the wall has a hair trigger.

    Date: 09/25/17 Views: 158,489 Category: Premature

  • Imposter of the Decade

    Imposter of the Decade


    Date: 09/24/17 Views: 155,375 Category: Gallery

  • The Instagram of Camwhores

    The Instagram of Camwhores

    An up close look at the sensual/depressing lives of e-hookers, where girls are stripped of their dignity & subjected to panhandling, humiliation, semi erotic acts and repeats of Spotify's Top 50. In other words: Shit's top shelf.

    Date: 09/22/17 Views: 228,048 Category: Advertisement



    On the outside all vaginas look different. But head east, and you quickly find that much like the buttplugs in Ellen Page's closet, they only come in one size: MICRO. 10 years of running porn sites, and that's all I've learned.

    Date: 09/22/17 Views: 145,494 Category: Asians

  • This Is Bad. Very Very Bad

    This Is Bad. Very Very Bad

    It's all fun and games until you send your side piece screaming into the first trimester. Some call it 'assault'. Javarius prefers the term 'delivering shade'.

    Date: 09/20/17 Views: 160,360 Category: Assholes

  • 73 Minutes of PAINAL

    73 Minutes of PAINAL


    Date: 09/20/17 Views: 218,303 Category: Anal

  • Daughter Rented Out for $70.00

    Daughter Rented Out for $70.00

    Enjoy this one slowly. For this is undoubtedly the first, last and only time you'll ever see a teenage girl drunkenly slam dunk her own gash directly in front of a disapproving parental unit. In another word... FAPFAPFAP.

    Date: 09/19/17 Views: 182,227 Category: Parents

  • Facebook Live in 2017

    Facebook Live in 2017

    Some will watch this and see a beautiful free spirit. Others with shower their routers in ammonia and set their monitor on fire. But moi? All I see is a girl that gives 0 fucks about gender neautral bathrooms. Call me Mr. Positivity.

    Date: 09/18/17 Views: 169,042 Category: Public

  • Mistakes were made. BIGLY.

    Mistakes were made. BIGLY.

    She's drunk, high and/or possibly dead... all of which appropriately explain why she's the closest thing to a heterosexual in this video. I have a strong feeling this ended with at least one cellphone getting lost into the abyss.

    Date: 09/17/17 Views: 250,876 Category: Drunk

  • Little Girl, HUGE PROBLEMS

    Little Girl, HUGE PROBLEMS

    The performing arts degree really came back to bite this one in the taint I'm baffled: Do I jack off, or wait for the transformation into Jim Carrey to finish?

    Date: 09/16/17 Views: 220,516 Category: Derp

  • Unexpected Vaginas

    Unexpected Vaginas

    11-picture tutorial on how to secure your status as a registered sex offender. Specifically #9, which is miraculously not sporting a single visible skid mark.

    Date: 09/15/17 Views: 154,032 Category: Gallery