• 50 Times? IN A ROW?

    50 Times? IN A ROW?

    Josefina cut corners trying to emulate her hero. Turns out the $25 special at an Islamic plastic surgeon isn't the high ticket item originally thought. Now she's gotta live the rest of her life looking like Tim Burton's asshole LOL

    Date: 12/12/17 Views: 136,253 Category: Picture

  • Dunkin Donuts Employee of the Year

    Dunkin Donuts Employee of the Year

    Sorry hungry pedestrians living below the poverty line. Her sexual desires > your iced coolatta. Could someone please email me the news story when she gets caught pissing into the cappuccino machine? I'd appreciate it.

    Date: 12/11/17 Views: 204,097 Category: Anal

  • Natalie Portman's Sister Does Porn

    Natalie Portman's Sister Does Porn

    This one taught me two things: A) Breaking points are negotiable and B.) Any case studies of being on the spectrum and in porn can now be cancelled. Dorkalina's got us covered. [Full Scene: HERE]

    Date: 12/10/17 Views: 154,820 Category: Fail

  • Attention Whore of the Millenium

    Attention Whore of the Millenium

    It's real. And it's not spectacular. [INSTAGRAM]

    Date: 12/09/17 Views: 189,051 Category: Freaks

  • Hello? R U ALIVE?

    Hello? R U ALIVE?

    Not since The Mannetard have I seen such an intense level of misogyny. (this month) Unfortunately there's no followup story... but what it lacks in explanations, it makes up for in semi-orgasmic zombie moaning.

    Date: 12/08/17 Views: 188,396 Category: Drunk

  • Stranger Dangers

    Stranger Dangers

    This is Mariah Leonne. She's already been on here a few times doing the exact same shit... but this circus act is more dangerous than the others. 2 words lady: SUPER AIDS. Start vetting the guys, or get the GoFundMe ready.

    Date: 12/06/17 Views: 245,440 Category: Cuck

  • The Allison Parker Files

    The Allison Parker Files

    More Videos: 1 - 2 - 3 [INSTA] [REDDIT]

    Date: 12/05/17 Views: 237,532 Category: Slutty

  • Preparing for 12 Inches

    Preparing for 12 Inches

    Amateur porn that looks professional, professional porn that looks amateur, anal opportunists and expert magicians... we've seen it all man. The only thing left to complete this circle is unadulterated misogyny. oh wait...

    Date: 12/04/17 Views: 243,084 Category: Porn

  • This is bad. Like, REAL BAD

    This is bad. Like, REAL BAD

    This guy has a unique style. It's 1 part Tom Savini, 17 parts Jeffrey Dahmer. If any of you are the betting type, I've got the entire 3rd season of The Martin Lawrence show on VHS that says those snatch flies @ 0:16 mark are legit.

    Date: 12/03/17 Views: 213,300 Category: WTF

  • Autism & Incest

    Autism & Incest

    The one time incestual storylines involve a believable girl... and she's getting fondled by a real life version of Shrek. p.s. welcome back NothingToxic.com. My 2004 AOL away messages have missed your beautiful face. #nostalgia

    Date: 12/01/17 Views: 229,293 Category: Derp

  • IN-FUCKIN-CREDIBLE

    IN-FUCKIN-CREDIBLE

    Only 60 seconds into her movie debut, and this DTF-GF is already 86'ing the entire thing. Undoubtedly to keep her name credible in the community and around all things pumpkin spice-flavored. Talk about high-maintenance.

    Date: 11/30/17 Views: 254,208 Category: Teen

  • Too strong? MY BAD!

    Too strong? MY BAD!

    Okay I lied. It's not a torturegasm, nor is this as 'public' as they want you to think it is. Good thing she's dressed like Shakespeare in the fuckin' Park cause this is going to be my most fridge boner of the day. I guarantee it.

    Date: 11/30/17 Views: 137,716 Category: Objects

  • The Perks of Having a 9 Incher

    The Perks of Having a 9 Incher

    This went from 'sexual assault' to 'community service' in record time.

    Date: 11/29/17 Views: 334,551 Category: Big Dicks

  • Legit Nymphomanic

    Legit Nymphomanic

    Chick gets Chris Brown'd, producing some of the greatest facial expressions I've seen since midget_shits_himself_at_metallica_concert.mp4. #fapfapfap

    Date: 11/28/17 Views: 209,879 Category: Hot

  • Mother-Daughter Wombo Combo

    Mother-Daughter Wombo Combo

    DOUBLE KILL

    Date: 11/28/17 Views: 231,648 Category: Fappers

  • "how I got out of the friend zone"

    "how I got out of the friend zone"

    FFS: if you're gonna pay top dollar to rent desperate college girls, you might as well get a finger wet. Then again... when Home Depot is the source of your libido, maybe you've already done all the cummin you can do. Carry on.

    Date: 11/27/17 Views: 243,048 Category: WTF

  • UNFORGIVABLE

    UNFORGIVABLE

    Meet 22-year-old Serenity. She has a knack for rejecting everything and anything resembling sexual contact during a porn scene. This video is an example of what happens to producers when The Cuntinator gets her way.

    Date: 11/27/17 Views: 243,559 Category: Bitches

  • Twitch.tv Girls EXPOSED

    Twitch.tv Girls EXPOSED

    We have nobody to blame but ourselves.

    Date: 11/26/17 Views: 207,733 Category: Compilations

  • Snug as a Bug II

    Snug as a Bug II

    This is called Taking a Swedish Bike Ride. It happens when those dudes with above-average girth fail lubrication preparation. So they pump harder... til a breaking point hits. Somewhere between the 3rd & 4th second degree burn.

    Date: 11/25/17 Views: 217,075 Category: Amateur

  • Female Sexual Predator BUSTED

    Female Sexual Predator BUSTED

    FULL STORY

    Date: 11/23/17 Views: 181,521 Category: MILF

  • That's Legal in Russia II

    That's Legal in Russia II

    The long anticipated sequel to this gem, or gang initiation? I don't know, but maybe my logic is flawed to begin with: If it's not going in through the top, it probably has no business going in through the bottom ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    Date: 11/22/17 Views: 187,504 Category: Russia

  • Community Service?

    Community Service?

    She's got Maybelline's bolt-on tits and doesn't give a fuck. They flirt, they grope, they jerk off like the Titanic is going down. Shit's goin good... till u realize it's just some Buzzfeed journalist living out a feminist wet dream.

    Date: 11/21/17 Views: 178,762 Category: Voyeur

  • Casting Couch IRL

    Casting Couch IRL

    She may be short on words, but those facial expressions definitely tell a story. Specifically 'this is my life now', 'i hope i get Instagram followers' and my favorite: 'why do i fuck like a piece of expired celery?'. P.S. NICE ASS

    Date: 11/20/17 Views: 164,855 Category: Rekt

  • The 'CAUGHT!' Compilation

    The 'CAUGHT!' Compilation

    It's all fun n' games until your pre-planned window of jack off time gets commandeered. Humiliation hits these tards like a sac of Power Rangers VHS tapes, but some of them refuse to quit. Essentially redefining 'integrity'.

    Date: 11/20/17 Views: 364,035 Category: Busted

  • Hulk, SMASHED

    Hulk, SMASHED

    dam son

    Date: 11/17/17 Views: 388,293 Category: Big Dicks

  • Dreams DO Come True

    Dreams DO Come True

    Want indisputable proof that Americans are all about philanthropy? Look no further my skeptical friends. Our boy wheels gets the handout of a lifetime, effectively erecting all jealous boners in a quarter mile radius.

    Date: 11/17/17 Views: 145,550 Category: WAT

  • The Legend of Buenos Aires

    The Legend of Buenos Aires

    Everybody has a gift. His is convincing solid 7's to double up on his bald headed field mouse while simultaneously crossing sexual orientation lines. A beautiful moment before being dropkicked back to the strawberry fields.

    Date: 11/16/17 Views: 176,776 Category: Amateur

  • REAL: Pornstar Bangs Instagram Fan

    REAL: Pornstar Bangs Instagram Fan

    Steven Tyler Nicole Aniston giving the gift that keeps on giving.

    Date: 11/16/17 Views: 226,228 Category: Alphas

  • FUCKIN TRIGGERED!

    FUCKIN TRIGGERED!

    2 rules: Don't touch the ink. And don't beat the shit out of her face. Talk about high standards. But this fire-eyed hose hog isn't fucking around . One costar decides to test her anyway, resulting in a brief but epic departure.

    Date: 11/12/17 Views: 146,742 Category: Quitters

  • Unexpected Cuckold Ending

    Unexpected Cuckold Ending

    Original plan was for Stewart to turn this triple decker into a 4way. Instead, he has an intimate moment with the Shitmaster 2000: Hyper Flush Edition.

    Date: 11/11/17 Views: 190,428 Category: Fail