• How to Find the G-Spot II

    How to Find the G-Spot II

    WARNING: This banshee makes more unidentifiable sounds than Iggy Azalea a cappella . But zone out them screams, and you'll be gifted with a step-by-step guide to climaxal nirvana. Some positions are priceless.

    Date: 03/23/17 Views: 185,337 Category: Alphas

  • Tagged and Teabagged

    Tagged and Teabagged

    Her bad-girl charm just wasn't enough to persuade fellow beach tramp into leaving her conscious. That's okay though. From the ashes of her failure, rises a new opportunity for greatness. I won't spoil it for you...

    Date: 03/22/17 Views: 191,625 Category: Bitches

  • How to Flirt in Oklahoma

    How to Flirt in Oklahoma

    HOT

    Date: 03/21/17 Views: 229,273 Category: Lesbians

  • Daughter of the Year?

    Daughter of the Year?

    Self-proclaimed Fap Ninja adds another accolade to her resume, in the form of Adam Sandler's School of Acting graduate. An unfortunately accurate title you'll agree with when you question your purpose in life @ 4:07. lol

    Date: 03/20/17 Views: 122,116 Category: Webcams

  • Average Joe vs. Pornstar (FAIL)

    Average Joe vs. Pornstar (FAIL)

    Probably best Jack White sticks to shitty music, where his half-cocked kebab actually has some significance. either that or get used to the Internet's shit-eating grin, cause it's not gonna fade anytime soon, HAHA.

    Date: 03/19/17 Views: 120,610 Category: LMAO

  • "I turned 18 five days ago"

    "I turned 18 five days ago"

    Well, shit lady I still got some life left in my signature edition Tom Sizemore MMA gloves if this is what ur into. I'd book 3 rounds right now, but I'm not sure you'd feel about traveling by car and not autonomous cuntmobile.

    Date: 03/18/17 Views: 181,079 Category: Rekt

  • He's Proud of This?

    He's Proud of This?

    I've heard a lot of guys say a lot of audacious shit just to keep their dick submerged in A-tier whisker biscuit. But to fan-fiction your way through divorce court? That's a level of dedication I never wanted to know.

    Date: 03/16/17 Views: 341,791 Category: Cringe

  • BAD BEST FRIEND

    BAD BEST FRIEND

    This bitch is the Nelson Mandela of hooking up, but her BFF ain't having it. I thought I was a charitable dude after donating 2 1/2 bags of Hot Cheetos to my local soup kitchen. Thats diddly fuckin dick compared to this.

    Date: 03/15/17 Views: 163,063 Category: Slutty

  • World's 1st Retarded Pornstar?

    World's 1st Retarded Pornstar?

    More here

    Date: 03/14/17 Views: 180,713 Category: Derp

  • Intro to Double Penetration

    Intro to Double Penetration

    Damn, she's bangin. So bangin I'd give up my limited edition Taylor Swift coffee enema system just to have a lick of her waistline after a 5K. Feel free to redden those cheeks bitch, it's the compliment of a lifetime.

    Date: 03/13/17 Views: 239,363 Category: Amateur

  • Help! My roommate's a whore!

    Help! My roommate's a whore!

    I like how the non-naked one cleans up the apartment, keeping things professional and ladylike, rather than jumping in and rimming the brown gazelle from behind. In her mind, she's only half a whore. CUTE ^=^

    Date: 03/12/17 Views: 143,089 Category: Asians

  • Late Bloomer (wait for it...)

    Late Bloomer (wait for it...)

    There's a very delicate line between casual buttsex, and elbow-deep rusty starfish slaughter. Where that line lives, I don't know... but I can sure as fuck tell you this human blackhole crossed it at the 4:30 mark. GAG

    Date: 03/11/17 Views: 141,091 Category: Anal

  • First BBC, LAST BBC

    First BBC, LAST BBC

    She literally can't stick to a consistent emotion for more than 2 seconds before turning 180° and going the opposite way. It's a serious condition. Us folks in the pharmaceutical industry call it Hyper Bipolar Cuntiosis.

    Date: 03/10/17 Views: 171,126 Category: Big Dicks

  • How I Met Your Mother

    How I Met Your Mother

    Can anyone else actually smell this video? Just me? k

    Date: 03/09/17 Views: 111,183 Category: MILF

  • TBT: Creepy Fuck Can't Get it Up

    TBT: Creepy Fuck Can't Get it Up

    If all members of The Backstreet Boys took a collective shit in a bathtub.. this sex offender is what would rise up out of it. But the real tragedy here? His sexual performance is just almost as bad as his haircut. almost

    Date: 03/08/17 Views: 123,326 Category: Fail

  • 2 Drunk 2 Care

    2 Drunk 2 Care

    Recently divorced MILF feels the need to get wild. How bout embracin her inner Miley Cyrus & getting bacterial vaginosis 10 mins before last call? That works. Just be sure to get permission from Arturo Sanchez first, HAHA.

    Date: 03/06/17 Views: 187,298 Category: Public

  • Soldier's Girlfriend Ruins Relationship

    Soldier's Girlfriend Ruins Relationship

    [full story] [1st video ]

    Date: 03/05/17 Views: 327,481 Category: Busted

  • How to Find the G-Spot

    How to Find the G-Spot

    Ever seen a girl go from :) to :o to >:O in 2 seconds flat? Lemme tell ya... it's all fun and games until you make contact with the fallopian tubes at 27 MPH.

    Date: 03/04/17 Views: 274,106 Category: Teen

  • MILF's BIGGEST Secret

    MILF's BIGGEST Secret

    Nothing says i want to be 18 again quite like having the storage capacity of Madison Square Garden, right under your waistline. She's far from repairable, but that's okay. Moms are hotter when they have to try harder.

    Date: 03/02/17 Views: 110,485 Category: Shocking

  • 1st Buttsex = FeelsBadMan

    1st Buttsex = FeelsBadMan

    Like my reaction after hearing Oprah Winfrey wants to run for president, you can literally see fear in her eyes. Emphasis on the :24 sec mark with the introduction of a move I can only refer to as The Turkish Can Opener.

    Date: 03/01/17 Views: 137,259 Category: Anal

  • 20 Girls that Should Have Said "NO"

    20 Girls that Should Have Said "NO"

    Nothing gets the clicks up quite like an unexpected ride on the gooch train: So here's a 20-pack. TWENTY. As in the number of times I have to flush a low-flow public toilet after a spirited afternoon at Olive Garden.

    Date: 02/28/17 Views: 260,725 Category: Compilations

  • The 3-Second Rule

    The 3-Second Rule

    Matilda tries to single-handedly start up her own my vagina wont divide us movement in downtown Sydney. By slapsticking the pavement with her sideways sloppy joe and challenging all that oppose her.

    Date: 02/27/17 Views: 106,816 Category: Drugs

  • The Guillotine

    The Guillotine

    Nice tech, but not for beginners. Chances are your slim Jimmy will enter uncharted territories & come out looking like something from Creature from the Brown Lagoon. or Lionel Richie. Choose your own horror story.

    Date: 02/25/17 Views: 181,827 Category: Anal

  • Wingman Ruins Threesome

    Wingman Ruins Threesome

    i gotchu fam

    Date: 02/24/17 Views: 131,424 Category: LMAO

  • seriously... how the fuck is this possible?

    seriously... how the fuck is this possible?

    He's built like Despicable Me, and she's got more daddy issues than stripper in her 3rd trimester. It's a sexual disconection, and one that goes from midly interesting, to dude what the fuuuuuuuuuu pretty damn quickly.

    Date: 02/23/17 Views: 173,411 Category: WTF

  • 18-years-old and Gifted

    18-years-old and Gifted

    Flattery may not be my strong point, but I gotta say: chick is bangin yo. I'd gladly chew Kraft Macaroni and Cheese Ninja Turtles Edition out of Usain Bolts post-200 meter relay asshole just for a chance to hold her hand.

    Date: 02/22/17 Views: 182,114 Category: Amateur

  • Make a Wish

    Make a Wish

    Who the fuck does this girl thinks she is? The John Cena of indecent exposure? This is exactly why I make my friends carry a 2 pack of raincoats on them at all times. Degenerates around every corner/burn ward.

    Date: 02/21/17 Views: 125,104 Category: Public

  • Triple-D's at age 19

    Triple-D's at age 19

    I should warn you: Gravity has already won the war. I guess there's still life behind those nipples... but in 3 years TOPS, these things will have no use outside of being stunt doubles in the 3D reboot of Good Burger.

    Date: 02/20/17 Views: 246,715 Category: Anal

  • REAL: Car Salesman Shows Girl His Dick

    REAL: Car Salesman Shows Girl His Dick

    [original]

    Date: 02/19/17 Views: 147,929 Category: Fappers

  • UNDERPREPARED

    UNDERPREPARED

    Looks pretty predictable to me. She's got the tolerance of 1 ply toilet paper, and he's hung like a walrus tusk. Uncertainty & swelling should be expected.

    Date: 02/18/17 Views: 229,909 Category: Big Dicks