• How to Flirt in Europe

    How to Flirt in Europe

    #englandismycity

    Date: 06/28/17 Views: 138,592 Category: Drunk

  • How is she still alive? (1:46 mark)

    How is she still alive? (1:46 mark)

    Starts off as a BJ vid, but like me during The Mummy remake, it lasts about 27 seconds. From then on it's all pleasure. And by 'pleasure' I mean whiplash so violent u'll be amazed she can feed herself without FEMA gettin involved.

    Date: 06/27/17 Views: 152,980 Category: Impressive

  • "UR FUCKIN HURTING ME!"

    "UR FUCKIN HURTING ME!"

    This lady has a condition known as 'high maintenance'. It's what happens when dad stops loving you before you get into college, so you seek the refuge of alpha males that tenderize you like a $4.00 shank of London Broil.

    Date: 06/26/17 Views: 193,297 Category: Anal

  • 8 Times Porn Actually Shocked Me

    8 Times Porn Actually Shocked Me

    okay, maybe just 1 time. Specifically #3. While the others have come and gone, this little gem remains unexplained. Full Scenes: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8

    Date: 06/26/17 Views: 148,258 Category: Compilations

  • REAL: Housewife sucks dick for discount

    REAL: Housewife sucks dick for discount

    Ever see the movie The Cable Guy'? Me neither, but if they wanted to make a porn spinoff with a heterosexual storyline... this would probably be it.

    Date: 06/25/17 Views: 229,308 Category: Amateur

  • "My friend is a whore"

    "My friend is a whore"

    Easy on the eyes, but her attention whoring puts a Kardashian to shame. 1 dick? k. 2 I get after a round of wine spritzers - but in front of 1,200 people? Bitch, if I wanted to see livestock, I'd get my ban lifted from The Bronx Zoo.

    Date: 06/24/17 Views: 217,496 Category: Slutty

  • The Queen of 'I fucked my mom' Porn

    The Queen of 'I fucked my mom' Porn

    2 things I value more than Arby's 5 for $5: One involves quilted toilet paper & pressure assisted toilets. The other is women so into their fantasies, they don't even need a costar to bring da squeeze. Today, 1 wish gets granted.

    Date: 06/22/17 Views: 188,845 Category: MILF

  • Wrong on so Many Levels

    Wrong on so Many Levels

    ♫ Lucky for me I'm not like those girls
    ♫ Who only take it all for granted
    ♫ All they got is what they're handed

    Date: 06/21/17 Views: 211,663 Category: Freaks

  • "Me and My Refugee"

    "Me and My Refugee"

    Tired of beating off to the same old ASMR fantasy videos, and want the next best thing? How about a sexually-inept Nigerian that looks more helpless than DJ Khaled in front of 10,000 vegetarians? you played yaself.

    Date: 06/20/17 Views: 202,763 Category: Cuck

  • Don't Masturbate to This

    Don't Masturbate to This

    You can't recover from this. She'll forever been known as the poster girl for autism in porn. She's essentially a walking, twitching, Reddit activist, yet she stays in good spirit no matter the chromosomes. I like dat, but I dont love it.

    Date: 06/19/17 Views: 151,816 Category: Derp

  • BEST. TEACHER. EVER.

    BEST. TEACHER. EVER.

    This is sure to peak any cougar fantasies you may be struggling with today. It will also kill all hope you have at another sites video titles being authentic.

    Date: 06/18/17 Views: 194,729 Category: MILF

  • Just scroll to 3:40 and listen

    Just scroll to 3:40 and listen

    Pretty sure I uncovered an ancient dialect. I dub it squirrelwhorian. Kinda like Spanglish: it cant be taught, only invoked. Japanese electronics required.

    Date: 06/17/17 Views: 161,253 Category: Asians

  • TBT: She PREFERS ass-to-mouth?

    TBT: She PREFERS ass-to-mouth?

    There's only two people willing to both sexually assault a comedy legend and chow down on their own dutch oven fumes. And they're both this girl.

    Date: 06/15/17 Views: 156,897 Category: Slutty

  • The REAL Immigration Crisis

    The REAL Immigration Crisis

    Not 1, but a ménage à trois of Harambe dicks go into attack formation, and she couldn't give less than a shit. srsly, I've seen more concern in a Walmart service line than this war-torn slut has for the function of her cornhole.

    Date: 06/14/17 Views: 154,565 Category: Big Dicks

  • BULL-whipped

    BULL-whipped

    What weighs 245lbs, has the lower body of a centaur, and enjoys turning female genitalia into mashed potatoes? This couple's hired gun... and he's not even at full power yet. More unidentifiable rectum sodomy HERE

    Date: 06/13/17 Views: 147,012 Category: Rekt

  • This is a Fucking Masterpiece

    This is a Fucking Masterpiece

    Listen homie, I've seen some pretty deplorable shit in my day: Guadalajarian safari porn, erotic photos of Dennis Rodman, Birdemic. But THIS? This shit had my complete attention for all 40.5 damn minutes. #MAKEASEQUEL

    Date: 06/11/17 Views: 214,625 Category: Hot

  • REAL: The 84lb Virgin

    REAL: The 84lb Virgin

    After banging a good 85% of the Czech Republic's population, he finally broke unfamiliar ground: A mint condition hymen... and an uneducated one at that. She taps out quicker than me during the Baywatch movie.

    Date: 06/11/17 Views: 451,469 Category: Virgins

  • The "WRONG HOLE!" Collection (2017)

    The "WRONG HOLE!" Collection (2017)

    Some of these clips are pretty old. Some are new. But all are certain to increase blood pressure to your bearded war hammer. I guarantee it.

    Date: 06/10/17 Views: 142,756 Category: Compilations

  • LOL IS THAT YOUR DICK?

    LOL IS THAT YOUR DICK?

    In hindsight, his future of being casted in the Harry and the Henderson's reboot would've been just as humiliating as this act of penis de résistance. But Hollywood doesn't have a 3" Jason Statham. Make that resume count.

    Date: 06/09/17 Views: 137,586 Category: Freaks

  • OH, HELL NO!

    OH, HELL NO!

    That's enough Internet for today.

    Date: 06/09/17 Views: 140,511 Category: WTF

  • "boys are so gross!"

    "boys are so gross!"

    How to make your absurd family tree porn 50x better: Cast actors that don't look like they crawled out of Danny Bonaduce's asshole after a 2 night stay in Tijuana. That's what people want: To FAP. Not FAP and instantly regret it.

    Date: 06/08/17 Views: 193,551 Category: Incest

  • Who Did it Better?

    Who Did it Better?

    Classic remake.

    Date: 06/08/17 Views: 135,842 Category: Anal

  • HOT or GROSS?

    HOT or GROSS?

    Her claim to fame is deplorable, and that front seat probably smells like a Chinese cat house. But when the pants come off at 0:34 seconds, her hips look like they can survive giving birth to Danny Devito & its fuckin beautiful.

    Date: 06/07/17 Views: 130,491 Category: Cringe

  • Life of the Party

    Life of the Party

    Okay I lied. Shes neither popular, nor is this a party. Shes Josefina, master of attention whoring & STD aficionado. Moral of the story: Test first, Lick later.

    Date: 06/07/17 Views: 146,037 Category: Slutty

  • Daddy Issues. BIGLY.

    Daddy Issues. BIGLY.

    If there's 1 thing short-haired white wimmen are really good at, aside from demanding special treatment at discount clothing stores, it's living out depraved sexual fantasies. And this one just boggles my fucking mind.

    Date: 06/06/17 Views: 180,258 Category: Teen

  • "I've only had sex with 1 boy"

    "I've only had sex with 1 boy"

    44 fucking minutes of footage, and I still don't know if this girl is a dwarf or I'm getting hoodwinked my creative camera angles again. Luckily, my family-sized jug of coconut oil has run dry and I've already stopped caring.

    Date: 06/05/17 Views: 190,036 Category: Rekt

  • How Did it Fit?

    How Did it Fit?

    So what do we have here? Stunned by the feels of reverse birth, or the start of a snuff film? Dunno, but 1 thing's certain: if anal is in her future, she best have a solid insurance plan. I'm talkin rectal trauma, of the prolapse variety.

    Date: 06/03/17 Views: 182,666 Category: Beefy

  • Roommate WANTS them to watch

    Roommate WANTS them to watch

    This is actually standard British "I can't be arsed to dig up 17£ for my own hooker, so I'm gonna watch you do it for free" syndrome. Fortunately, this time we have a gentleman showing us the ropes. u da man Sebastian

    Date: 06/03/17 Views: 134,599 Category: Busted

  • The New Face of Regret

    The New Face of Regret

    Much like the Fast and Furious franchise, this went from mildly amusing to, "it's time to stop" pretty damn quickly. Tipping point involves an ass to mouth audible plan B rejection after failing to fly the dick ship to Uranus.

    Date: 06/02/17 Views: 134,884 Category: Anal

  • Worst shit you'll see today. Promise

    Worst shit you'll see today. Promise

    Pregnant sisters, overly-hung midgets and a race to outdo dad's cum stains. I don't know if I'm jerking off to porn, or a Charlie Sheen family reunion.

    Date: 06/02/17 Views: 229,022 Category: WTF