• I'm 87% sure that's his sister...

    I'm 87% sure that's his sister...

    Increasingly questionable vid of a threesome that picked the wrong day to be recorded without sound. Don't worry tho, I'm a pro. And it's my personal opinion that at least 2 of the participants regularly use Midol and Tampax.

    Date: 04/28/17 Views: 181,119 Category: Webcams

  • Orgasm of a Lifetime

    Orgasm of a Lifetime

    Engineering student? Pill popper? Future E.R. visitor? How about all of the above. Not an ounch of shame either. Which should be expected when your path to orgasm involves one of the rejected Transformers: The MUFFler.

    Date: 04/28/17 Views: 103,162 Category: WTF

  • Anal Causes Autism (PROOF)

    Anal Causes Autism (PROOF)

    Believe it or not, cornpocket sodomy is her favorite pastime. That crater has no fear, but 2:05 is where she crossed the line into WIFE MATERIAL. I vow to thee: Hottest Autistic I'd Lose a Custody Battle To. Run with it.

    Date: 04/27/17 Views: 308,128 Category: Rekt

  • "WARN ME NEXT TIME!"

    "WARN ME NEXT TIME!"

    Ever wonder how some of these girls gobble up liters of dick fizz without as much as hesitating? SPOILER ALERT: They practice. Usually followed by motivational speaking. Suze Orman + slobbing the knob = this overachiever.

    Date: 04/27/17 Views: 121,935 Category: Impressive

  • Internet Celebrity Fucks Her Biggest Fan

    Internet Celebrity Fucks Her Biggest Fan

    Don't be bamboozled by the Himalayan mongooses under her Walmart polyester. She may be DTF but her choice in partners... well, you'll see...

    Date: 04/26/17 Views: 142,234 Category: Freaks

  • It's an Emotional Subject

    It's an Emotional Subject

    Certainly no Scarlett Johnanson. But what she lacks in beauty and natural born talent, she makes up for in... well... jack shit. Girl is useless. Bitch acts like she's being forced to watch Amy Schumer do standup at gunpoint.

    Date: 04/26/17 Views: 146,358 Category: Amateur

  • "Oh, hey dad"

    "Oh, hey dad"

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Date: 04/25/17 Views: 214,489 Category: Porn

  • 18. Stacked. PERFECT.

    18. Stacked. PERFECT.

    If one thing never fails to get a metric fuckton of clicks, it's five-day legal squeeze bags. So here's 42 secs of the best ones you'll see all week. That's right, 42. As in the number of times I gotta wipe after Little Caesars 5 for $5.

    Date: 04/25/17 Views: 133,901 Category: Teen

  • Getting the Last Laugh

    Getting the Last Laugh

    Easily the most deplorable attempt at sexual assault to ever grace my 13" Amiga computer monitor. And that's coming from a man who's seen more than 18 straight minutes of an Adam Sandler movie. My opinion counts.

    Date: 04/24/17 Views: 112,238 Category: Small Cocks

  • Does this count as sharking?

    Does this count as sharking?

    gawt dayum

    Date: 04/24/17 Views: 122,030 Category: Assholes

  • Immediately Regrets BBC Cuckold

    Immediately Regrets BBC Cuckold

    Twice the girth, and triple the length of anything she's had in the past. Most girls would fear for their lives... but her? I'll let the aneurysm speak for itself.

    Date: 04/23/17 Views: 179,863 Category: Rekt

  • "BUT... I CAN'T DO ANAL!"

    "BUT... I CAN'T DO ANAL!"

    Average Joes aren't the only ones facing resistance when trying to smash the cadburys. Semi-pro pornstars have occupational hazards too. ah well. As long as human toilet paper isn't on the menu, German girls are still bae.

    Date: 04/23/17 Views: 134,924 Category: Anal

  • 6 Minutes, 4 Cumshots (WTF)

    6 Minutes, 4 Cumshots (WTF)

    To label him a 'minute man' would be the compliment of the decade. Betty Lou Lynn can't even shift into 4th gear before getting splattered. 1 Mexican avalanche after another, and he's spazzing out like a white girl at Coachella.

    Date: 04/22/17 Views: 182,546 Category: Impressive

  • "You're not done yet!"

    "You're not done yet!"

    LIFE LESSON #182: If branches of your family tree intersect, keep teh sex at home & off cam. Facebook friends are temporary. A war-torn face is foreva.

    Date: 04/22/17 Views: 136,004 Category: Amateur

  • United Airlines Damage Control?

    United Airlines Damage Control?

    If ur the kinda dude that can enjoy 10 minutes of nothing but a corporation actually giving back to their customers, this is for you. Don't give a fuck about jigglin C-cup titties? Maybe another video suits your needs better.

    Date: 04/21/17 Views: 123,766 Category: Fappers

  • Don't do this IRL. seriously.

    Don't do this IRL. seriously.

    What happens when you mix modern technology, with East Asia's most desperate? THIS hippopotamus. AND the world's first virtual double-bagger. This needs a theatrical release like Bill O'Reilly needs a hairline.

    Date: 04/21/17 Views: 110,929 Category: Porn

  • That's your breaking point? REALLY?

    That's your breaking point? REALLY?

    Confusion begins @ 2:15

    Date: 04/20/17 Views: 182,941 Category: Derp

  • There is no title for this one

    There is no title for this one

    The more colors in her hair, the crazier the bitch is. A simple concept... and one that's officially reinforced thanks to this 97lb puddle slut farming the fuck out. Put it this way: Just watching her gave me Hep-C. It's that serious.

    Date: 04/19/17 Views: 125,210 Category: WTF

  • They Lasted 10 Seconds

    They Lasted 10 Seconds

    [original]

    Date: 04/19/17 Views: 170,003 Category: Fail

  • EPIC FEMINISM FAIL (REKT)

    EPIC FEMINISM FAIL (REKT)

    Husky pair of LGBTQHFMXZAER troglodykes get the utter shit slapped out of them after trying to post up in the wrong hood. Lesson Learned: When it comes to teaching gender equality, don't mess with the black people.

    Date: 04/19/17 Views: 95,491 Category: Rekt

  • How to Spend $40 in Thailand

    How to Spend $40 in Thailand

    He looks like the kinda guy that sells propane and propane accessories when not preoccupied with WWF pay-per-views, but I shouldn't hate. He has sex with women. I'm still stuck in the tube sock/cottage cheese matrix.

    Date: 04/18/17 Views: 116,770 Category: Anal

  • Legend in 60 Seconds

    Legend in 60 Seconds

    How this guy lasted even a minute with her is beyond me. The watermelons are in season, the face is youthful, and gravity hasn't even started turning them into throw rugs yet. Is this what true love feels like?

    Date: 04/18/17 Views: 152,268 Category: Hot

  • REAL: Camgirl Takes Virginity. AGAIN

    REAL: Camgirl Takes Virginity. AGAIN

    This is what happens when your e-stock hits the shitter. Cherries popped, jealousies are fueled - all cause some goofy bitch can't quit her Overwatch addiction and just go pro already. Oh and, this isn't her 1st charitable act.

    Date: 04/17/17 Views: 131,180 Category: Virgins

  • Watch this one until the end

    Watch this one until the end

    After 12+ mins of stuffing the muffin, she starts crying about the finale. Equally as entertaining are her facial expressions and choice of vocabulary... with hits likes 'do i have to taste it?' and my personal fave: 'ghrghaghbokad'.

    Date: 04/17/17 Views: 118,009 Category: Amateur

  • You Can't Afford Her

    You Can't Afford Her

    Open letter to anyone that knows her: I'll donate all $12.75 I made off the sale of my Britney Spears inflatable doll (2007 edition) to a charity of your choice, in exchange for one image of her farting into a mason jar. No filter.

    Date: 04/16/17 Views: 146,211 Category: Webcams

  • Just scroll to 17:28 (WUT)

    Just scroll to 17:28 (WUT)

    Hypnosis?

    Date: 04/16/17 Views: 108,397 Category: Squirting

  • The White Gurls Compilation

    The White Gurls Compilation

    I don't mean hiding dad's Mastercard and cutting off all pumpkin-flavored drinks. I'm talking cervical damage, BBC style. It don't matter what entrance Dajeerius and friends enter: NOBODY goes home without crutches.

    Date: 04/15/17 Views: 176,150 Category: Compilations

  • First Date Disaster

    First Date Disaster

    I would suggest captioning this video, but half the shit that came out of her mouth makes less sense than the Russian dating scene. aka: wife material.

    Date: 04/15/17 Views: 119,811 Category: Drunk

  • Monster in My Pocket

    Monster in My Pocket

    Meet your new idol. Probably seen more STD's than a Sudanese prostitute, and still manages to slay pussy with ease. Don't be fooled by the bend in his waffle dolphin: That's The Tickler, and the hired help LOVE it.

    Date: 04/14/17 Views: 151,996 Category: Big Dicks

  • "Hey, I found your vagina!"

    "Hey, I found your vagina!"

    HOT

    Date: 04/14/17 Views: 122,854 Category: Asians