• The "YOURE AN ASSHOLE!" Compilation

    The "YOURE AN ASSHOLE!" Compilation

    Sociopaths play their Blue-Eyed White Domestic Abuse cards in attack mode. The end result? A record-setting 4 minute tutorial of what not to do when your Tinder match finally says yes to Chicken Nuggets & Chill.

    Date: 09/03/18 Views: 319,003 Category: Assholes

  • "I'm ready for ana...oh FUCKKKK!"

    "I'm ready for ana...oh FUCKKKK!"

    How to make ur $50 porn vid 100x better? Do a shot of her crinkled starfish before and after sinking the dirty submarine. That's what people really want to see. A sliding scale of damage that FEMA might have to be called in for.

    Date: 09/02/18 Views: 207,789 Category: Anal

  • LIFE = OVER

    LIFE = OVER

    Date: 09/01/18 Views: 287,782 Category: Amateur

  • "The Hard Way"

    "The Hard Way"

    Short list of things I value in life: Cottonelle Ultra Comfort Care and inexperienced females, like this one in particular. Tack on the fact that she looks like pre-Civil War Pepper Pots and we're talking perfection here.

    Date: 08/30/18 Views: 245,996 Category: Teen

  • Legal in Hong Kong [UNCENSORED]

    Legal in Hong Kong [UNCENSORED]

    There's a pretty thin line between 'i only date girls with alcohol addiction' and being sodomized by Uncle Touch-a-Taint. Where that line actually is... I don't know. But I can tell you for sure, Bing Bing over here just leaped it.

    Date: 08/29/18 Views: 205,748 Category: Asians

  • The Power of a Spy Camera

    The Power of a Spy Camera

    Instantly fap-worthy video of a girl that picked the wrong day to spit shine her clam shell. A 10/10 from the kneecaps up. Would wax my carrot again.

    Date: 08/27/18 Views: 204,355 Category: Surprise

  • LEGENDARY 18-YEAR-OLD RETURNS

    LEGENDARY 18-YEAR-OLD RETURNS

    #hot #amateur #bustinnuts

    Date: 08/26/18 Views: 203,137 Category: Teen

  • MILF'ing Done Right

    MILF'ing Done Right

    the clown is down.

    Date: 08/24/18 Views: 148,460 Category: Hot

  • your girlfriend will never do this

    your girlfriend will never do this

    You see all these videos of girls too scared to hit a Wendy's drive-thru with a homemade glaze. Then u have Maria Leonne... giving less than zero shits & takes more loads in public than a New York City dump truck. #trendkiller

    Date: 08/22/18 Views: 195,756 Category: Alphas

  • I feel guilty for masturbating to this...

    I feel guilty for masturbating to this...

    lol just kidding. glaze the ceilings

    Date: 08/18/18 Views: 225,676 Category: Teen

  • Mother of the Millennium

    Mother of the Millennium

    Before today, I was certain of a few things. 1) Pennywise could never make me ejaculate. And B) The i slipped a stiffy-uh into my mother-uh videos would have been a thing of the past in 2018. Batting 0% feelsbadman.gif

    Date: 08/17/18 Views: 190,799 Category: MILF

  • Pornstar Starts #FUCKAFAN Movement

    Pornstar Starts #FUCKAFAN Movement

    Mia Khalifa has been called a lot of things: Infamous, Disgraceful, Roblox Tit Jobber... but I prefer the term visionary. aka originator of the nerdgasm.

    Date: 08/16/18 Views: 174,850 Category: Derp

  • IT WON'T FIT IN MY PUSSY

    IT WON'T FIT IN MY PUSSY

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Date: 08/15/18 Views: 165,256 Category: Ouch

  • We all saw this coming

    We all saw this coming

    weinstein'd

    Date: 08/14/18 Views: 230,826 Category: LMAO

  • WE GOT A KEEPER!

    WE GOT A KEEPER!

    Today we learn three crucial things, so grab your colored pencils and pay attention: #1: Voyeurism is alive and well #2: Sexual misconduct is always negotiable. And #3: Lifetime bans from Macy's aren't a big deal. Lets get it.

    Date: 08/13/18 Views: 166,968 Category: Amateur

  • Awkward Moments II

    Awkward Moments II

    The ultimate collection (read: 20 images) of intoxicated and/or inebriated females soiling the utter fuck out of their clean images. Perhaps I'm alone on this one... but I'm seeing wife material across the board here.

    Date: 08/12/18 Views: 239,156 Category: Gallery

  • Fearless Teen Mom

    Fearless Teen Mom

    I'm all for refusing to spend the extra $7.00 on a 3 pack of Magnums, but for real: if she doesn't start scouting better company eventually she'll end up on Maury Povich... and then it's "MISSION FAILED" a la Metal Gear Solid.

    Date: 08/11/18 Views: 209,632 Category: Slutty

  • "my sister caught me jerking off"

    "my sister caught me jerking off"

    This girl's affinity for i licked my brother's taint porn is off the charts. She's been in more lead roles of bullshit refuse to jack off to than Jason Statham. Most likely a symptom of having a BF that fits in her finest Walmart lingerie.

    Date: 08/10/18 Views: 223,829 Category: Incest

  • Yup, That's a First

    Yup, That's a First

    son of a... thats the furriest cornhole I've seen outside of a petting zoo. Time to start shaving with a flame thrower you fuckin butt-tarantula lookin bitch.

    Date: 08/09/18 Views: 162,117 Category: WAT

  • Wait... How did it fit?

    Wait... How did it fit?

    So what do we have here? Stunned by the feels of reverse birth, or the start of a snuff film? Dunno, but 1 thing's certain: if anal is in her future, she best have a solid insurance plan. I'm talkin rectal trauma, of the prolapse variety.

    Date: 08/09/18 Views: 188,989 Category: Beefy

  • G-Spot Assassin

    G-Spot Assassin

    B L A C K E D B L A C K E D B L A C K E D B L A C K E D B L A C K E D
    B L A C K E D B L A C K E D B L A C K E D B L A C K E D B L A C K E D

    Date: 08/08/18 Views: 184,220 Category: Big Dicks

  • Already Broken at 18-years-old

    Already Broken at 18-years-old

    Hung like a snap pea & softer than the guy selling lattes at a feminist rally. 8 words: The Complete Manual of Suicide by Wataru Tsurumi. Buy two copies

    Date: 08/07/18 Views: 229,281 Category: LMAO

  • Breaking Buttholes

    Breaking Buttholes

    Her 'i have a level 73 warlock in Everquest, and use an N64 rumble pack to masturbate with' look is on point. She's also in desperate need of a partner that knows how to dance the butthole boogaloo. Let's see how it goes...

    Date: 08/04/18 Views: 202,093 Category: Anal

  • Hypnotized by 9-inch Penis

    Hypnotized by 9-inch Penis

    Apparently a 2-pack of Bud Light turns you into the Gandolf of parking lot pussy pickups... and today his teachings are all free of charge. Practice what you see here & I promise those size-11 Craigslist girls will never "LOL" again.

    Date: 08/02/18 Views: 311,981 Category: Drunk

  • Friends Sodomize Tinder Date

    Friends Sodomize Tinder Date

    Hey, no one said you had to like it Becky. Just sit back, keep a firm grip on those kneecaps and think about all the McChickens you'll be able to buy as soon as you're done. That's what gets me to the end of my weekdays.

    Date: 07/31/18 Views: 180,736 Category: Amateur

  • Easy Access

    Easy Access

    Alright Ned Flanders (0:07 mark), it's time to noodely oodely diddly STOP.

    Date: 07/30/18 Views: 160,565 Category: Assholes

  • REAL Revenge Fucking

    REAL Revenge Fucking

    Some guy that considers dollar store tattoos an art form bangs the shame out of the last girl that should be on his ding donger. After the 5th "look at the camera, it begins to feel more like Crazyshit vid than a Pornhub vid.

    Date: 07/28/18 Views: 263,668 Category: Alphas

  • Extraordinary Talent

    Extraordinary Talent

    When you're moist enough to be lubed under water, and have more lung capacity than a Navy Seal - you should be recognized for your natural born gifts. Call Emma Stone & tell there's been a recount for that Oscar Award.

    Date: 07/27/18 Views: 228,934 Category: Teen

  • Educating a Young Hooker [LOL]

    Educating a Young Hooker [LOL]

    Prostitution is pretty straight-forward. Browse Craigslist Gigs-Labor section and let the restraining orders fly. Unless you're a naive rookie that charges less than KFC's 10-piece Family Feast. Then it gets a little awkward...

    Date: 07/26/18 Views: 177,013 Category: Assholes

  • L E A K E D

    L E A K E D

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Date: 07/22/18 Views: 264,026 Category: Amateur