• "Me and My Refugee"

    "Me and My Refugee"

    Tired of beating off to the same old ASMR fantasy videos, and want the next best thing? How about a sexually-inept Nigerian that looks more helpless than DJ Khaled in front of 10,000 vegetarians? you played yaself.

    Date: 06/20/17 Views: 183,998 Category: Cuck

  • Not my ass, ASSHOLE!

    Not my ass, ASSHOLE!

    And that's how the arranged marriage ended.

    Date: 06/20/17 Views: 118,298 Category: Assholes

  • No, I WILL NOT masturbate to this.

    No, I WILL NOT masturbate to this.

    You can't recover from this. She'll forever been known as the poster girl for autism in porn. She's essentially a walking, twitching, Reddit activist, yet she stays in good spirit no matter the chromosomes. I like dat, but I dont love it.

    Date: 06/19/17 Views: 136,511 Category: Derp

  • BEST. TEACHER. EVER.

    BEST. TEACHER. EVER.

    This is sure to peak any cougar fantasies you may be struggling with today. It will also kill all hope you have at another sites video titles being authentic.

    Date: 06/18/17 Views: 164,712 Category: MILF

  • YOUTUBERS EXPOSED

    YOUTUBERS EXPOSED

    Gettin real honest fam.

    Date: 06/17/17 Views: 133,874 Category: LMAO

  • Just scroll to 3:40 and listen

    Just scroll to 3:40 and listen

    Pretty sure I uncovered an ancient dialect. I dub it squirrelwhorian. Kinda like Spanglish: it cant be taught, only invoked. Japanese electronics required.

    Date: 06/17/17 Views: 150,120 Category: Asians

  • CLASSIC: Ready or not, HERE I CUM!

    CLASSIC: Ready or not, HERE I CUM!

    A little wisdom I picked up watching Joe Fowler's Paint Zoom infomercial: Proper preparation is key. Think it cant apply to assfuckery? Neither did she.

    Date: 06/16/17 Views: 127,844 Category: Anal

  • Determined 19-Year-Old

    Determined 19-Year-Old

    14 minutes of Internet fame, and this elementary educated twat turns into the Floyd Mayweather of porn auditions. In other words: You'll pay good money to watch her in action, but only after she shuts the fuck up.

    Date: 06/15/17 Views: 129,041 Category: Porn

  • TBT: She PREFERS ass-to-mouth?

    TBT: She PREFERS ass-to-mouth?

    There's only two people willing to both sexually assault a comedy legend and chow down on their own dutch oven fumes. And they're both this girl.

    Date: 06/15/17 Views: 147,669 Category: Slutty

  • The REAL Refugee Crisis

    The REAL Refugee Crisis

    Not 1, but a ménage à trois of Harambe dicks go into attack formation, and she couldn't give less than a shit. srsly, I've seen more concern in a Walmart service line than this war-torn slut has for the function of her cornhole.

    Date: 06/14/17 Views: 137,055 Category: Big Dicks

  • Worst. Celebrity. Hack. EVER.

    Worst. Celebrity. Hack. EVER.

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    Date: 06/14/17 Views: 126,820 Category: Celebrities

  • This is a Fucking Masterpiece

    This is a Fucking Masterpiece

    Listen homie, I've seen some pretty deplorable shit in my day: Guadalajarian safari porn, erotic photos of Dennis Rodman, Birdemic. But THIS? This shit had my complete attention for all 40.5 damn minutes. #MAKEASEQUEL

    Date: 06/13/17 Views: 200,938 Category: Hot

  • Stopped in Her Tracks

    Stopped in Her Tracks

    No lies: This video sucks. Except the 4 secs between 4:12-4:16 when it looks like every bad life decision and this morning's Jimmy Dean breakfast bowl came back to haunt her at the same time. She freezes, I nut, you bookmark.

    Date: 06/13/17 Views: 127,423 Category: Amateur

  • Would You? YOU WOULD

    Would You? YOU WOULD

    Super cute face. Could almost pass for an Olsen twin. Unfortunately her fermenting twat looks like something out of an XXX remake of ALF. I can smell the mother fuckin' Wisconsin sharp cheddar cheese from here brah.

    Date: 06/12/17 Views: 124,244 Category: Gallery

  • BULL-whipped

    BULL-whipped

    What weighs 245lbs, has the lower body of a centaur, and enjoys turning female genitalia into mashed potatoes? This couple's hired gun... and he's not even at full power yet. More unidentifiable rectum sodomy HERE

    Date: 06/11/17 Views: 138,329 Category: Rekt

  • "boys are so gross!"

    "boys are so gross!"

    How to make your absurd family tree porn 50x better: Cast actors that don't look like they crawled out of Danny Bonaduce's asshole after a 2 night stay in Tijuana. That's what people want: To FAP. Not FAP and instantly regret it.

    Date: 06/11/17 Views: 180,380 Category: Incest

  • The "WRONG HOLE!" Collection (2017)

    The "WRONG HOLE!" Collection (2017)

    Some of these clips are pretty old. Some are new. But all are certain to increase blood pressure to your bearded war hammer. I guarantee it.

    Date: 06/10/17 Views: 131,369 Category: Compilations

  • REAL: The 84lb Virgin

    REAL: The 84lb Virgin

    After banging a good 85% of the Czech Republic's population, he finally broke unfamiliar ground: A mint condition hymen... and an uneducated one at that. She taps out quicker than me during the Baywatch movie.

    Date: 06/09/17 Views: 308,795 Category: Virgins

  • LOL IS THAT YOUR DICK?

    LOL IS THAT YOUR DICK?

    In hindsight, his future of being casted in the Harry and the Henderson's reboot would've been just as humiliating as this act of penis de résistance. But Hollywood doesn't have a 3" Jason Statham. Make that resume count.

    Date: 06/09/17 Views: 132,937 Category: Freaks

  • HOT or GROSS?

    HOT or GROSS?

    Her claim to fame is deplorable, and that front seat probably smells like a Chinese cat house. But when the pants come off at 0:34 seconds, her hips look like they can survive giving birth to Danny Devito & its fuckin beautiful.

    Date: 06/08/17 Views: 123,554 Category: Cringe

  • Who Did it Better?

    Who Did it Better?

    Classic remake.

    Date: 06/08/17 Views: 128,946 Category: Anal

  • Life of the Party

    Life of the Party

    Okay I lied. Shes neither popular, nor is this a party. Shes Josefina, master of attention whoring & STD aficionado. Moral of the story: Test first, Lick later.

    Date: 06/07/17 Views: 139,595 Category: Slutty

  • OH, HELL NO!

    OH, HELL NO!

    That's enough Internet for today.

    Date: 06/07/17 Views: 128,843 Category: WTF

  • Daddy Issues. BIGLY.

    Daddy Issues. BIGLY.

    If there's 1 thing short-haired white wimmen are really good at, aside from demanding special treatment at discount clothing stores, it's living out depraved sexual fantasies. And this one just boggles my fucking mind.

    Date: 06/06/17 Views: 158,609 Category: Teen

  • Still Learning?

    Still Learning?

    Never seen a guy struggle to have sexual intercourse so confidently before. Its as if his portfolio of previous partners includes Pringles cans & Bill Cosby.

    Date: 06/06/17 Views: 119,555 Category: Amateur

  • "I've only had sex with 1 boy"

    "I've only had sex with 1 boy"

    44 fucking minutes of footage, and I still don't know if this girl is a dwarf or I'm getting hoodwinked my creative camera angles again. Luckily, my family-sized jug of coconut oil has run dry and I've already stopped caring.

    Date: 06/05/17 Views: 183,602 Category: Rekt

  • NO ESCAPE

    NO ESCAPE

    No sound, but I got you covered playa. Click this while watching.

    Date: 06/05/17 Views: 132,210 Category: Lesbians

  • Look at me, I have the 10 incher now

    Look at me, I have the 10 incher now

    My gut instinct tells me this technology isn't going away anytime soon... but I do find the idea of beating Slovakian hookers to death with this thing in Grand Theft Auto 7: 3D VR compelling. Consider me pre-ordered, Rockstar.

    Date: 06/04/17 Views: 112,510 Category: Porn

  • The New Face of Regret

    The New Face of Regret

    Much like the Fast and Furious franchise, this went from mildly amusing to, "it's time to stop" pretty damn quickly. Tipping point involves an ass to mouth audible plan B rejection after failing to fly the dick ship to Uranus.

    Date: 06/03/17 Views: 126,804 Category: Anal

  • Roommate WANTS them to watch

    Roommate WANTS them to watch

    This is actually standard British "I can't be arsed to dig up 17£ for my own hooker, so I'm gonna watch you do it for free" syndrome. Fortunately, this time we have a gentleman showing us the ropes. u da man Sebastian

    Date: 06/03/17 Views: 123,291 Category: Busted