• You Can't Break Her

    You Can't Break Her

    How many times have I said "mother of fuckin' AC Fucking Slater, this dude's custard cannon weighs more than her entire body" ? Sixty four. How many times did I actually mean it in the literal sense? Zero. UNTIL NOW.

    Date: 08/15/17 Views: 151,620 Category: Big Dicks

  • Okay... what the FUCK is this?

    Okay... what the FUCK is this?

    Dude must've spent a good portion of his life being blue-balled, leaving him with only 1 pathway to sex outside of the zoo. He deals with fornication the same way I dealt with Battletoads on NES... buttnaked and confused.

    Date: 08/14/17 Views: 146,511 Category: Bizarre

  • "THANKS MOM!"

    "THANKS MOM!"

    uhh...

    Date: 08/14/17 Views: 160,683 Category: MILF

  • The Gentleman's Guide to Anal Sex

    The Gentleman's Guide to Anal Sex

    This guy might as well be the Conor McGregor of butthole dysfunction, and today he's teaching Relationships 101. Adopt his patented "Oklahoma whiff n' dip", and I promise, ur lady will never think about crying misogyny again.

    Date: 08/13/17 Views: 124,830 Category: Assholes

  • She's a Fighter

    She's a Fighter

    @avoidingthepuddle, breakdown these just-frames for me.

    Date: 08/13/17 Views: 127,046 Category: Cosplay

  • SURPRISE at the Glory Hole

    SURPRISE at the Glory Hole

    As if whoring his girlfriend out to multiple strangers on Tinder isn't bad enough, this roody poo cuckaboo discovers a new way to bloom in the garden of STD's. Except this time, they're actually out of their element, lol.

    Date: 08/11/17 Views: 125,361 Category: WTF

  • Shit Just Got Real!

    Shit Just Got Real!

    Camgirl? Pro? More like Jennifer Lawrence 27 trips to Burning Man later. Whoever she is, I hope sacrificing complete control over her rectal muscles was worth the 50 tokens. Interesting approach to spearfishing seen @8:58.

    Date: 08/10/17 Views: 135,769 Category: Anal

  • CockBLOCKED

    CockBLOCKED

    Most erections flat line after being denied so aggressively, maybe translate into a domestic violence case or 3. Not this guy. He refuses to take no for an answer, and the result is more physical therapy than physical attraction.

    Date: 08/09/17 Views: 142,277 Category: Anal

  • POLICE BRUTALITY

    POLICE BRUTALITY

    Full story here

    Date: 08/08/17 Views: 132,854 Category: Cops

  • The Master of Not Giving a Fuck

    The Master of Not Giving a Fuck

    My gut instinct tells me this guy's basement being free of dead bodies is almost as probable as Kanye West becoming president in 2020... but I do find his no-filter approach to breaking the ice compelling. Your thoughts?

    Date: 08/07/17 Views: 133,394 Category: Freaks

  • "that's not cum... is it?"

    "that's not cum... is it?"

    Newb works feverishly to bring her BFF to climax, only to question/smell the sour cream that gets ejected out. Best of luck in the LGBT community gals. A sea of promising high school gym teacher careers awaits you.

    Date: 08/07/17 Views: 152,832 Category: Derp

  • BAD Place to Fuck Your Girlfriend

    BAD Place to Fuck Your Girlfriend

    Great taste in women, poor taste in location. Two words homie: Chipotle Bathroom. At least in there indeterminable body fluids are a common sight, and it doesn't ruin the ending of Moby Dick you abhorrent, free-balling fuck.

    Date: 08/06/17 Views: 153,007 Category: Busted

  • I Lasted 37 Seconds

    I Lasted 37 Seconds

    More videos HERE
    Get banned by her HERE

    Date: 08/03/17 Views: 183,404 Category: Hot

  • Amazing Girl, UGLY SECRET (0:56)

    Amazing Girl, UGLY SECRET (0:56)

    Props to guy laying pipe. I haven't heard a teenager whine that ambiguously since that time I was caught defecating in the Blockbuster drop-box in protest to late fees on my rental of Johnny Mnemonic. FULL SCENE HERE

    Date: 08/03/17 Views: 335,027 Category: WTF

  • Best. UBER. Passenger. Ever.

    Best. UBER. Passenger. Ever.

    Don't let the heart-shaped buttplug fool you. This girl has zero love for strangers and their upholstery. Such as illustrated after she downtowns her charlie brown... which the driver somehow is totally unaware of. Hilarious.

    Date: 08/02/17 Views: 256,299 Category: Fappers

  • The 65lb Girlfriend

    The 65lb Girlfriend

    Bitch looks like she shouldn't be messing with guys hung longer than a chinchilla. Most folks with such handicaps shy away from the limelight... but not this skeletor, she loves to socialize. More bone on boner videos HERE.

    Date: 08/01/17 Views: 133,896 Category: Teen

  • "UR FRIEND FUCKS BETTER THAN U!

    "UR FRIEND FUCKS BETTER THAN U!

    Some girls need girth to get off. Others, a $50 shopping spree at Sephora. And then there's Veronica Veganpuss, who takes no less than two semen satchels to reach her o-face. That's a fucking deal breaker for sure.

    Date: 08/01/17 Views: 136,869 Category: Cuck

  • Unexpected Delivery (ROFL)

    Unexpected Delivery (ROFL)

    I'll wager 5 rupees that this hooch had no clue she'd be in the danger zone today. You can literally pinpoint the moment of regret in her eyes. CLASSIC.

    Date: 07/31/17 Views: 169,934 Category: Amateur

  • The Desperate Fan Girl

    The Desperate Fan Girl

    ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

    Date: 07/30/17 Views: 138,537 Category: WTF

  • "Hey, wanna touch my penis?"

    "Hey, wanna touch my penis?"

    'memember HIM? Looks like he's back for round 2. Not sure why he longs for the approval of random black chicks. His dick is a drizzle compared to the tsunamis these bitches are addicted to. Time for a new hobby, Bernard.

    Date: 07/29/17 Views: 140,516 Category: Voyeur

  • A Girl With Standards

    A Girl With Standards

    This is classic. She literally goes from chowing down her own buttmud like a malnourished Nigerian, to straight up protesting a facial. Apparently the Woodman School of Rectology isn't as diverse as originally thought, HAHA.

    Date: 07/28/17 Views: 157,408 Category: Anal

  • Mom Doesn't Give a Fuck?

    Mom Doesn't Give a Fuck?

    3:25 mark. Immediately. More HERE and HERE

    Date: 07/28/17 Views: 173,806 Category: Busted

  • 30 Guys in 30 Minutes

    30 Guys in 30 Minutes

    Sleazy Blonde gets injected with enough farm-fresh penis pudding to short circuit Bill Cosby. Followed by a shit-eating grin across her face. Some seriously thrilling ways to lose your Fruit Loops in this one folks. Promise.

    Date: 07/27/17 Views: 128,525 Category: Slutty

  • "Can I touch your wife?"

    "Can I touch your wife?"

    Want proof that humans are all about charity? Look no further friendo. This charitable fuck offers a nervous local the ultimate handout - a free play on his wife's arcade box. It's generosity like this that really warms my heart.

    Date: 07/26/17 Views: 154,677 Category: WTF

  • Cuckold Turns for the Worse

    Cuckold Turns for the Worse

    This bench warmer saw 1 too many efukt videos and thought he was ready to play 2nd string. Probably didn't anticipate his dialogue to be more confusing than Nicholas Cage's summer vacation though. Color me baffled.

    Date: 07/26/17 Views: 168,617 Category: Cuck

  • The Result of 1,742 Sexual Partners

    The Result of 1,742 Sexual Partners

    One of the rare times an Asian girl goes uncensored, and they have to pick one with a deflated weather balloon for a twat. I've been to 67 baseball games, and never once saw this much chewing gum in the dugout. FUCK.

    Date: 07/25/17 Views: 132,564 Category: Beefy

  • Expectation vs. Reality

    Expectation vs. Reality

    It's always a little depressing to disgust a girl that considers grasshoppers a staple food group. Consider it a toll for having the cock of an antelope.

    Date: 07/24/17 Views: 128,089 Category: GIF

  • Proud Mom

    Proud Mom

    It's too bad she didn't take this one step further and use the Mini Cooper in that adjacent lot as an industrial-sized rectal thermometer. Then I could've actually beat off and had a productive afternoon. #missedopportunities

    Date: 07/22/17 Views: 246,422 Category: MILF

  • Delivery Boy Wants More

    Delivery Boy Wants More

    1 mans quest to be cucked by a guy who gets paid in Wendy's coupons ends w/ a lustrous rub n' grub in a type of video I thought we've seen the last of. It's hard to turn a blind eye to the cellulite factor... but hey, at least it's real.

    Date: 07/22/17 Views: 139,442 Category: Pizza

  • DATS A HUGE BITCH

    DATS A HUGE BITCH

    Dang, check out the dimensions on this one. You may have a wet dream or 5 about eating her out. Emphasis on 'eating'. I'm willing to bet 50 shekels she's got enough bush down there to start up her own botanical gardens.

    Date: 07/21/17 Views: 140,965 Category: Alphas