The last time I saw a girl this desperate for attention in walking distance of a Taco Bell, I had to look up the Spanish words for "help", and "ambulance" and "bitch relax, I'll get you Baja Blast if my supreme combo comes with 2 drinks okay?"
Ever seen a professional cocksmith go from smiling to disgusted this quickly before? She's pretty good at hiding it but lemme tell you... it's all fun and games until you're face-to-gut with a man that has the sexual endurance of a sloth.
Just a PSA for those folks in Texas: This is that moment when your $30-per-night discount room ends up being the Herbert the Pervert's special pricing for fertile girls between the ages of 18-21, not the deal of the century you originally thought.
Women nowadays are scared to coast through a Dunkin Donuts drivethru without glazing their faces in 20 minute Youtube makeup tutorials. And then there's these girls... who run out of fucks to give after the 3rd Shirley Temple.
Yeah youre kinda hot... but the "anything goes" part of your quest for clout begins and fucking ends the moment your piss puddle cosplays as an alarm clock. #gag
The Southern Midwest: Some go for the affordable street narcotics. Others, to get a taste of poon that's seen the business-end of an auger more than once. Judging by the context of this homemade video: Our dude is hitting 2 birds with 1 stone.
Oh snap, Shooshtime got a new layout and a metric shit-ton of new vids? Perfect timing considering the Pornhub Purge has left many cumsocks abandoned these past few months. Hane's triple pack of striped tubes thanks you for your service.
In a society where your social tramp score can be measured by how many OnlyFans videos you've uploaded... you have to ask yourself why one would still seek the attention and risk of clam-bathing in front of strangers during rush hour.
Referring to that Guatemalan tire rotation she calls an ass. Sum bitch looks like he performed it crosseyed with whatever he found in a Home Depot dumpster lolol
In what seems to be an effort to ultimately rent her asshole out as an airport hangar, siswet has once again pushed the envelope on what is considered 'regular rectology'. This time, taking Keemstar straight into the promised land.
Short of being a drug mule, I'm not sure how else this talent comes in handy. Never knowing the suffers of constipation maybe? An existance without fear of eating Kraft Singles 64-slices at a time... maybe that's the life for me after-all.
Dare to browse the depths of publicly uploaded porn sites and this is the cesspool of shit you'll come across. The kind of footage that is not only questionable, but encouraged by the most degenerate hotdog connoisseurs inside the Internet.
Some girls need girth to get off. Others, a $50 shopping spree at Sephora. And then there's Veronica Veganpuss, who takes no less than two semen satchels to reach her o-face. That's a fucking deal breaker for sure.
Skip to the 7:25 mark. Look man - Exploration in the bedroom is one thing. Ending the night with a worse aftertaste than White Castle's breakfast menu is another. Seek help. And grab me a Castle Pack with a fruit punch on the way back, thx bro.
wow, I haven't seen this kind of perplexity since that time I took my collection of Canadian nickles on tour of Craigslists escort section. Think you seen confusion? Try paying a SBBWGFE-OUTCALL in a foreign currency, then you can talk to me.
This is perverse. More perverse than that happy-go-lucky bastard that ejaculates while donating to the homeless. It contains total disrespect of the elderly, incestuous undertones and a talking parrot that'll channel your every thought.
Kind of an interesting combination here. You have to ask yourself: Did she agree to do this scene solely for the challenge of overcoming an 18-year-old already cursed with erectile dysfunction? Or is Aspergers now a fetish I'm unaware of?
The sequel in one website's crusade to help the world with an unspoken problem. The Machine is back, and this time; no cornhole will be spared. 1st VIDEO HERE
After a marathon 365 days of nonstop sandpaper ass-fucking by 2020, you'd think Becky McBallbag would've called this guy's bluff and at least tried to enjoy the moment for another few seconds. What the hell happened to New Year New Me?
I'm all for testing boundaries, but caution should be advised if u wanna attempt this yourself. When attempting those special team plays you saw online, it's best to practice up first. PROOF: The $4500 bill I have for buying this. Slightly used.
Something endearing about a girl that takes a few punches to the windpipe and double down on being in a stable relationship. Her talents scream give me 6 more months of practice and my asshole will out-perform a Venezuelan footlocker.
