Featured Porn Videos Page 65

  • "R U MASTURBATING IN MY CLASSROOM?"

    Critics are gonna have a barmitzvah with this one, but imma go with faker than Chris Brown's heterosexuality. BUT: nobody got hurt, that discharge wasn't CGI and someone added a cool IMDB credit: Physics Whore #2.

    Date: 09/12/16 Views: 270,583 Category: Squirting

  • Attention Whore of 2016

    Two mugs worth of Germany's finest lagers, and this ladies mouth turns into a portable glory hole. I'm talking blowjobs, community service style. So disgraceful you'd think she was running for president of the US and A.

    Date: 09/04/16 Views: 214,859 Category: Slutty

  • Housekeeping Surprise

    Stalk her HERE
    Buy her videos HERE
    Get a restraining order HERE

    Date: 09/03/16 Views: 257,258 Category: Amateur

  • Delivery Boy Stunt BACKFIRES

    I'm all for women using their genitals to barter for pepperoni but for real, like G.I. Joe PSA kinda real, having your gooch rank lower on Abdul's priority list than a $3.00 tip has gotta hurt the feelies a little bit.

    Date: 08/28/16 Views: 224,652 Category: Pizza

  • EPIC Thrashing Orgasm (MUST WATCH)

    Ever witness a housewife buckin' like a Russian gymnast being bulldozed by Patrick Ewing? More importantly, who has a bigger penis: Kanye West or Lindsay Lohan?

    Date: 08/22/16 Views: 222,254 Category: WTF

  • The HARD Way

    This girl's resilience is certifiably insane. Submissive, low-maintenance personality too. I want to hug her. I want to punch her. I want to spoon all 74 zesty flavors of Ben & Jerry's out of her asshole. In that order.

    Date: 08/21/16 Views: 268,187 Category: Amateur

  • I'm sorry my 14 inch penis hurt you

    I've never seen this chick cave before, no matter how big the cock. It's as if her vaginal canal is made of Teflon, with more square footage than James Van Deer Beek's forehead. But after seeing this, I'm not so sure.

    Date: 08/13/16 Views: 351,066 Category: Big Dicks

  • #LIFEGOALS

    I've seen some questionable shit in my 15+ years of Internetting. Venezuelan dolphin porn, sexually explicit photos of the girl from Precious, 2 minutes of 2016's Ghostbusters. But this? This gave my dick Alzheimer's.

    Date: 08/12/16 Views: 277,611 Category: Nasty

  • BUSTED!... but she keeps going?

    What can be said? She's an independent contractor, and he knows a once in a lifetime opportunity when he sees it. This really can't end any other way.

    Date: 08/07/16 Views: 308,751 Category: Hot

  • You'll never guess...

    That's it. As far as I'm concerned porn has officially jumped the shark dinosaur. Not even at the height of one of my patented LSD + Carl's Jr. wombo combo benders did I envision something as despicable as this.

    Date: 08/03/16 Views: 254,051 Category: LMAO

  • It Finally Happened

    Today's society literally can't walk more than 10 feet without having to pull the phone out, and feverishly hunt Pokemon. It's a condition us folks in the medical community call cuntosis. But 1 girl just made it livable.

    Date: 08/01/16 Views: 214,560 Category: Gamers

  • Beta Male of the Century

    Tampax's new spokesman goes on a rampage.

    Date: 07/31/16 Views: 156,339 Category: Assholes

  • "Too late, I already filmed it!"

    Only 1 thing compliments the smooth stylings of progressive underground Serbian folk music: And that's getting more of a rash on your crotch from the guy you raw dogged, than the toilet. Ya dun good tonight, Babooshka.

    Date: 07/25/16 Views: 218,290 Category: Public

  • Public Affections II

    There's only 2 things I value in life more than quilted toilet paper. One involves napalm and celebrity home tours. The other is sexually frustrated women giving less than a fuck in public. Today I get 1 wish granted.

    Date: 07/17/16 Views: 374,905 Category: Gallery

  • Overconfident Girl Learns a Lesson

    If only he put as much effort in his camera equipment, as he did in forcing volcanic yogurt explosions, maybe we wouldn't be jacking off to Sega CD-quality full motion video right now. Up your game motherfucker.

    Date: 07/16/16 Views: 217,973 Category: Surprise

  • "DON'T FUCK MY ASS!" (guess what he does)

    From this angle it looks like dude is having sex with an eggplant. But after hearing this chunker bitch up more of a storm than a black woman getting short changed at Golden Corral, I have been convinced otherwise.

    Date: 07/15/16 Views: 365,015 Category: Anal

  • How NOT to Use Your Gigantic Penis

    You can brag about your 16 pounds of lethal weaponry all you want. If this is wat you choose to do with it, its about as useful as pack of Trojans to a Pokemon Go'r.

    Date: 07/14/16 Views: 197,903 Category: WTF

  • "DON'T FUCK MY FRIENDS"

    As if coming home to a dinner plate full of rice and fried octopus anus wasn't bad enough, Dik tu Small has to lay the smackdown on a woman that isn't content with a single spring roll. The hardships of the working man.

    Date: 07/09/16 Views: 244,989 Category: Busted

  • Receptionist of the Year

    Lunch break goes from puffin cigs, to toying tuna torpedos, as Pam Beesly all but guarantees this brodudeski's hotel stay ends in a 5-star YELP review.

    Date: 07/06/16 Views: 290,423 Category: Public

  • "IT WASN'T EVEN IN YET"

    Her i drive a Dodge Caravan & use coupons on Vagisil look is on-point. She's also in need of an orgasm from something not-battery powered. The 'early' chestnut evacuation at :44 is fake. Her IRL desperation is not.

    Date: 07/05/16 Views: 175,733 Category: Premature

  • How to End a Marriage

    Meet the Iggy Azalea of wife sharing. She honestly doesn't even need video. Just the audio of this life lesson is enough to moisten my Bugle Boy cut-offs.

    Date: 06/29/16 Views: 376,448 Category: Cuck

  • He Has No Idea What He's Doing

    He's got a unique look. Could almost pass for a greeter at an Aspergers-only Hollister. But the compliments end there, cause this being online only sunk his stock faster than Brexit. I can smell the suicide note from here.

    Date: 06/25/16 Views: 237,863 Category: Amateur

  • Like Mother Like Daughter

    My mother was the most beautiful woman I ever saw. All I am I owe to my mother. I attribute all my success in life to the moral, intellectual and physical education I received from her. - George Washington

    Date: 06/23/16 Views: 227,509 Category: Gallery

  • Who's Next?

    Concert goes from casual genital appreciation, to a full blown AIDS epidemic when 1 reckless cunt turns her vayjay into a full serve cock carwash. 1 migrant after another get granted VIP access, zero questions asked.

    Date: 06/20/16 Views: 273,072 Category: Public

  • Beyond Baked

    Her boyfriend's the kinda dude that gets so high, he tries to vacuum his own shadow. Clearly this is a girl that's no stranger to surprise trips to the gynecologist.

    Date: 06/16/16 Views: 243,353 Category: GIF

  • Wrong Hole, Wrong Fetish

    The face of a virgin paired with a twat that's seen the blunt end of a piranha. Sorry lady, but if you expect me to believe this fantasy, you're gonna have to pick yourself up a sewing kit and get to work. Immediately.

    Date: 06/10/16 Views: 224,830 Category: Amateur

  • The Only Way to Fly

    Exciting, amirite? Too bad these are no amateurs. It's Johnny and Kissa Sins. Never heard of him? Let me put it this way: That wang has serviced more emaciated pussy than 30 yrs worth of Fancy Feast in the ASPCA.

    Date: 06/03/16 Views: 276,032 Category: Public

  • "That wasn't on your TINDER profile"

    If anything my tenure in porno has taught me, it's all Asian women a.) squeal like a chipmunk in a blender or b.) hang closer to the knee than Andrew Lloyd Webber. You're just gonna have to 50/50 chance this one.

    Date: 06/01/16 Views: 195,423 Category: Surprise

  • Humiliated After Robbing the WRONG Girl

    Straight outta Tijuana and new to the pickpocket scene, this untrained shit stain stuck his hand on the wrong culo and paid for it big time. His punishment? Humiliation involving all 1.7 inches of his tator tot HAHA

    Date: 05/31/16 Views: 144,418 Category: Fail

  • Can't Even Get Past the Head

    Who the fuck did evolution have in mind when it gifted this vagrant the dimensions of a pool cue? I don't know, but it probably needs more than 3-pack of Colt 45 and beagle ears for tits to take him on @ full power.

    Date: 05/29/16 Views: 439,784 Category: Big Dicks