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  • Girlfriend Traded For WEED?

    No way is that title authentic, but we're at the ass crack of 2026 so nothing is really surprising. Appraising your significant other's oral cavity at less than a bag of expired bagels might actually be a net positive to the gene pool at this point.

    Date: 12/14/25 Category: WAT

  • Wrong Girl, Wrong Time

    30 secs in and 2 things have become apparent: 1) I've been grossly mislead about Nebraska's tourism attractions. And 2) at least 50% of the people in comments below this have ejaculated to fully clothed women in the Nordstrom catalogue.

    Date: 12/02/25 Category: Busted

  • The Perfect 19 Yr old

    It's not every day someone's video title has me scratching all three nuts in bewilderment. But "Dumb Flashlight with Cow Tits"? Not even all 32 volumes of Encyclopedia Britannica is any help & I find my disappointment is immeasurable.

    Date: 12/15/25 Category: Impressive

  • How Did It Fit?!

    This woman is the Nelson Mandela of butt blasting. A sacrificial lam if you will. I thought I was a charitable dude after donating 2.5 bags of Hot Cheetos to my local soup kitchen. That's diddly fuckin dick compared to this selfless act.

    Date: 07/18/25 Category: Anal

  • You're Not Meeting My Parents

    Driving stick without a clutch? That's impressive.

    Date: 12/20/25 Category: LMAO

  • That Was A Mistake

    See? Not every post here has to be about unsuitable bodily penetrations and the Montana residents that love them. Sometimes you gotta slow down and appreciate women that would charge $99.99 to drop ship you their fart jars.

    Date: 07/29/25 Category: Public

  • Too Deep, Won't Weep

    Ya know what... when you're stuck with gynecomastia and the endurance of a Snorlax, scoring a woman of this caliber needs to be celebrated. Congratulations.

    Date: 08/24/25 Category: Beefy

  • Sister's Privacy = INVADED

    Forgetting to lock a door? Check
    Spacial awareness of a squirrel? Check
    Attempting to escape the line of fire? Nope

    Date: 10/14/25 Category: Assholes

  • Cheating With... WHO?!

    Easily the most deplorable attempt at infidelity to ever grace my 11" Amiga computer monitor [this week]. And that's coming from a human being who's seen more than 23 consecutive mins of an Dwayne Johnson movie. My opinion counts.

    Date: 08/08/25 Category: Amateur

  • Kristin Stewart?

    The resemblance and acting ability definitely track.

    Date: 06/29/25 Category: Anal

  • [NEVER] AGAIN!

    Your significant other gets curious about being on the receiving end of a 1-man firing squad. And before the next round can even be chambered, she's already hypothesizing how to make the end of your life look like an accident. Classic.

    Date: 08/12/25 Category: LMAO

  • Already Over It

    Date: 10/16/25 Category: Amateur

  • Good Girl, BAD CHOICES

    Hogs & Kebabs. I'd stomp a mudhole in that tbh.

    Date: 10/23/25 Category: WAT

  • Friends = Sharing

    Shame doesn't enter the conversation when your significant other is sporting the kind of tits that can end a dynasty. Even when she casts lures onto your friend's trouser trout? A niche group of people need to reevaluate their relationship goals.

    Date: 08/06/25 Category: Slutty

  • Who The Fuck Leaked It?

    Hey maybe this is your thing, and so be it if it is. I just want to make sure we're all on the same page when it comes to buying modern day remakes and how they should involve as many bodily fluids as possible. Always shop smart. Shop S-Mart.

    Date: 10/30/25 Category: WAT

  • Annnd She Was Never Seen Again

    Arrive
    Fuck Guys
    Leave Industry
    Misty Addams

    Date: 11/17/25 Category: Hookers

  • Just Scroll To 11:20

    Date: 10/04/25 Category: WTF

  • Tinder Date Says "NO CONDOM"

    Dude's dick looks like an authentic Leberwurst recipe that got abandoned before the oven timer went off so one has to question the agenda here. More food tips.

    Date: 10/26/25 Category: Big Dicks

  • THAT Babysitter Video

    [Iggy Amore]

    Date: 09/17/25 Category: Teen (18+)

  • Uhh... Happy Birthday?

    ☑ No party clown hired
    ☑ No catered food served
    ☑ No chance to avoid syphilis

    Date: 08/17/25 Category: Derp

  • Guess The Twitch Streamer

    I remember when couples would upload their finest Nokia flip vids onto websites that couldn't get cleared for an SSL certificate. So trust when I say having more flash tattoos than visible skin is a bit distracting from the story ur trying to tsell.

    Date: 09/25/25 Category: WAT

  • 9 Inch Nightmare

    When you're waving around an object commonly mistaken for a Japanese culinary tool, it's gotta be hard to find willing recipients/casualty. So give it up for Becky Wonderpuss, who know now hears an echo with every footstep she takes.

    Date: 09/24/25 Category: Big Dicks

  • Married Woman Leaks Herself

    The description under the video is about as accurate as attendance numbers at a wrestling ppv. All signs and cellulite point to her being one of Walmart's finest.

    Date: 07/05/25 Category: Cheaters

  • "IS IT GOOD?!"

    Date: 12/23/25 Category: Rekt

  • Who's Sister Is This?

    Turns out using your velvet buzzsaw as a communal carpet cleaner isn't offensive to everybody. Let this be definitive proof that testosterone still exists in the world.

    Date: 09/07/25 Category: Slutty

  • Well... you got it

    That reminds me, I should stock up on roast beef for the winter.

    Date: 10/07/25 Category: WTF

  • "we just nailed ur girlfriend"

    Yeah I'm not about to pretend [Alexis Crystal] has committed to anything outside of a relationship with benzodiazepines, but imagine if it were true.

    Date: 09/04/25 Category: Public

  • Get A New Hobby

    Great body. Exotic look. Even has the courtesy to scrub daddy her dirty walnut before doing the coney island cha cha. Now you know why wedding rings exist.

    Date: 10/24/25 Category: Impressive

  • Wrong Place, Wrong Time

    > Mounts a stranger bareback
    > Scared of Lupe getting an eyeful of her bush

    Date: 08/05/25 Category: Busted

  • Rough Night?

    Horse cock alarm clocks might not be a thing for you. But it is for [tara rico]

    Date: 10/25/25 Category: Amateur