idk what kind of Amish paradise rules they agreed to before making the match, but this shit doesn't work for me brother. Interesting loophole though. It's kind of like tax harvesting, where the people watching are the only ones getting fucked.
Daria Morgendorffer is kicking her OKCupid profile up to a new level. And trust me, the fedora tipping gets real when this m'lady strays away from r/gaming for the first time in history and goes Obi-Wan Kenobi on her Alabama hot pocket.
Congratulations on managing to turn your penis into a freefall lifeboat. It's quite the achievement. Now if u could kindly drag that thing back to the petting zoo where it belongs it would be appreciated. Esmeralda seems to have hit her limit.
uhh I don't know what the fuck is going on in that last clip, but it seems like a reasonable solution for men that willingly choose the all beer and cabbage diet. And that special group of people that treat galaxy gas like a major food group.
One look at the name [Xxlayne] and you'll know everything you need to know. She only had three choices in life; Become an active ingredient in chewing gum, get adopted by Elon Musk or end up ass-deep inside simulation sister porn.
Like the thunderdome, a Woody casting means two enter but only 1 leaves with a working sphincter. The following rush to Costco's adult diaper section is usually a dark day in the victim's life... but not today. Double BOOM. Double DOOM. [more]
Getting booty blasted [raw] within reaching distance of Sir Kensington's Classic Mayonnaise is a whole new level of disrespect for ur customers. 1 star ★☆☆☆☆.
Especially if u aren't stone cold sober during daylight hours. One wrong angle and you run the risk of turning her innie into an outtie. It's called "the heat seeking carmel farmer" and it's the #3 reason for divorce, right behind finances & Reddit.
Come on down to Typhoon Bill's 8ball Alley. A luxury trailer park that promises to fulfill your every need, or the first two prescriptions of Rocephin are on the house.
I know that look. Normally mistaken for being on the wet end of a crypto rug pull, or ur proctologist reaching for spicy mayo instead of an authorized lubricant; it's caused by something totally different. And in most cities u can get it for $20/rock.
uhh, of all the ways to catch a venereal disease in the southern hemisphere, this would have been at least 3rd on my list. Right behind spelling my name with a Q on Tinder, and fucking anything with the words "Manager's Special" written on it.
The story may be 10lbs of bullshit. But at least it's employment bullshit and not inter-family uncle dad father dishwasher bullshit. That's real progress. [MiaKink]
Ah yes, Ella Kai. She was getting some crazy moment for a minute there in late 2019, and then Covid shut her public sluttery down quicker than an unlicensed rat meat vendor in New York City. If you don't already know the lore, catch up [here]
The most abhorrent thing here is him thinking anything will increase the resale value of a P.T. Cruiser. Hit the 6:32 mark to hear that man dreaming in real time.
Believe it or not, before the OnlyFans era and studios jumping on the step-sister train; a man that looked like a dislocated thumb could actually convince his girlfriend to act like a semi-functioning sibling and get the Internet to believe it.
Nice face. Great spirit. But what really gets u is the idea of someone committing to dating this specimen exclusively. Imagine the pill addiction. :100: :thinking_face:
Surely this is a planted setup, right? This dude has a ton of other videos, but I simply refuse to believe a degenerate this brazen would be shown less audible disgust than someone being told the McFlurry machine is broken when noticed.
The content creator turf war going on in the comments under this video is worth the click alone. The great family meme porn battle of 2027 is gonna be glorious.
If anything at all, this should teach you that double fisting a pair of white Monsters before shooting your debut sex tape is an idea that at least deserves a second thought. Calm the fuck down Magnus, this is supposed to be a duet.
