What in the cornbread skidmark hell is going on with this generation? Once upon a time having the genetic configuration of a Madagacar tomato frog would limit your partners to Walmart shoppers. Now tho? No one even pumps the brakes.
A moment of Internet history, almost forgotten in the annals of time. It's hard to explain to a newcomer why this shit was so groundbreaking in the late 2000's. Just imagine a college campus with no politics and an endless supply of Plan B.
If anything this is worth watching for the C-level acting job done by Tunaboat Tommy and his goof fuck friend at the end. I've seen better presentations from dropouts of the Macho Man community College of Performing Arts. #oohyeah
It's not often you see me hyping, but [this girl] is different. The rare combo of beansprouting and a well maintained bassoon has me rating her performance 3 balls up. I just might have to pony up this month's Charmin money to go private.
I mean... at this point you might as well spring for the $100 refurbished Fleshlight. Or at the very least, MacGyver one at Walmart. The post-nut clarity will be easier.
[Macy Meadows] A squirtacular 18YO that hasn't been broken by the long dong of the industry yet, so... feel the good times before you don't know you're in them.
[-Aria Skye-]. Barely 100lbs with her clothes on and for some reason she agrees to be ragdolled like a bag of wet potato rolls. Sometimes I think these women should shoot higher. Like, Logistics Clerk. Or Kevin James' shit stain assistant.
Half of these participants would be better suited in the clearance section of Craigslist forgotten /erotic section. The other half might match you on Tinder if you try hard enough. Choose your fate. More here: [-1-] [-2-] [-3-] [-4-] [-5-]
Could be [-Riley Star-] Could be the girl that short changed ur tator tots outside a dragstrip in the summer of '89. Annnd fuck you too Bobby-Lynn Danny Joe Frank.
Is there some correlation between 'popular simp army girls' and sex acts less interesting than Dwayne Johnson getting 18 unsupervised minutes with a garden gnome? These hype machines never seem to deliver and that's on ya mommas.
Forget all the critters the cheating girl is leaving behind on Guillermo's couch. I remember that little [-piss wizard-] in the second clip. It was one of the few times in life I took a step back & wondered if Germany should still have Internet access.
Day 1 D-sucker foolishly assumes her job is over and breathes a sigh of relief. Only to be shot in the mouth with another wad of Esposito's gold reserve. A choice is needed: gulp, or ruin Macy's finest Egyptian bed sheets. Her response is expected.
That's definitely the face of a girl that has traded oral sex for a combo meal at Burger King more than once in her life. So, with absolutely zero evidence at my disposal I'm gonna go ahead and label this as authentic. Go with the fantasy.
One day I'm gonna edit some home videos into this series. A night behind Tim Hortons comes to mind. She had the kinda lips that swung around like a basset hound's ears during a tropical storm. I never looked at recycling the same again.
You would think one day in the future a video of your significant other being railroaded in the shallow end of a pool human sized petri dish would return to haunt you. And if u do, u'd be right. She'll never show her face in Walmart again.
Normally girls that willingly accept this much upper respiratory abuse are still trying to trade in their Marlboro Miles for for walkmans and swiss army knives.
Took a minute, but that's the same girl from clout delivery guy video. I recognize that copy/paste build-a-bear tiktoker paint by numbers fashion sense anywhere.
