idk who she is. idc who she is. She should start decorating my Venmo with all kinds of pesos just for acknowledging these backwoods circus bozos even exist.
What the skidmark hell is actually wrong with this generation? They literally can't even go 67 seconds without giving complete strangers the POV simulation of a proctologist's annual examination. And don't even get me started on the women.
Imagine getting the Mike Tyson makeover cause you couldn't keep your yapper off a penis that's configured like a submarine telescope. Prioritize better ladies.
The original title alone they have over there is so fucking absurd, you have to believe it's actually true. Admittedly it might not be worth the 30 minute mini-series run time, but it's definitely one of the unicorns of the Xhamster underbelly.
If anything this is worth watching for the C-level acting job done by Tunaboat Tommy and his goof fuck friend at the end. I've seen better presentations from dropouts of the Macho Man community College of Performing Arts. #oohyeah
Can't really give you the exact time these videos were filmed, but the aroma of Blockbuster microwaveable popcorn butter should be a good indicator. #vintage
If that isn't the look of a girl that's said "i' use dijon mustard as lubricant with for neighbor's mailbox" at Thanksgiving dinner, u can slap my bag & call me Sally. Now flip her over - I don't think Lorenzo got enough AIDS during his first pump.
It's not often you see me hyping, but [this girl] is different. The rare combo of beansprouting and a well maintained bassoon has me rating her performance 3 balls up. I just might have to pony up this month's Charmin money to go private.
I mean... at this point you might as well spring for the $100 refurbished Fleshlight. Or at the very least, MacGyver one at Walmart. The post-nut clarity will be easier.
5:15. Be less worried about token counts and more concerned with whatever off-road vehicle ran that thing over and fled the scene. The fuck is going on down there? And more importantly, how many Tremors movies are we up to now?
Free Wisdom: Never underestimate a female's determination to rearrange her upper respiratory system. You'll just end up scratching your head and/or crotch like you left a Persian strip club. iow: shit's fire yo. [OnlyFans Profile]
Tight enough to ricochet nickles off of and appreciates nature in it's truest form. It's not too often I say this, but she's one plate of Velveeta away from perfection.
Could we actually be looking at the very origins of the cornhole crusher himself? Might not be the first video, but this definitely has a mid-90's vibe. Back when you could buy rectal intolerance and Shark Bite fruit snacks for less than a dollar.
Amber Rayne climbs to the top of America's Most Wanted. Alanah Rae is in desperate need for Dr. Phillip. And the spergy girl at the end has no officially listed name, and that's the bottom line because Stone Cold Steve Autism said so.
[Macy Meadows] A squirtacular 18YO that hasn't been broken by the long dong of the industry yet, so... feel the good times before you don't know you're in them.
