There's actually two clips here, so let me explain: It starts off with a few raised eyebrows, and ends with me wondering if we're being too harsh when it comes to Pakistani karaoke. I know that sentence makes no sense... but it will in a minute.
Lackluster, but you can't say Jimbo isn't getting his money's worth. That sixty five second performance is second only to Debbie Smith's Jump Rebound Aerobics.
Took a minute, but that's the same girl from clout delivery guy video. I recognize that copy/paste build-a-bear tiktoker paint by numbers fashion sense anywhere.
The Ralph Wiggum "heart rips in half" moment is at the 3:40 mark. Last time I saw a middle-aged woman roll her eyes like that was riding Kang & Kodos Twirl 'n' Hurl after a hearty breakfast of Malt Liquor. My mom wont talk to me anymore.
There were definitely a couple moments of genuine concern on her face here. Somewhere in between the third and forth attempt to block the airway and force her to breath through her anus like a turtle [proof] she seems slightly distressed.
Is it porno? Or something that gets submitted to a performative art school as a final project? cause if ur waxin carrot to this shit, it may be time for intervention.
I was wondering what happened to the dreads girl at the :30 mark. Turns out she changed her name, but is [- still going strong -] Consider hitting up her page and adding a few clicks to her depressingly low engagement. That ass deserves more.
Dude's got the length-to-girth ratio of a Chevrolet El Camino, and she's diving in genitals first. I haven't seen donkey exploitation this egregious since eating the wrong plate of brownies and accidentally watched Shrek 3 47 times in a row.
From this angle it looks like the kind of video set up by a guy 1 bent rare Pokemon card away from having a complete nervous breakdown. Lesson learned... I guess?
What in the Tennessee whore house is going on here? Amphetamines? Autism? An unhealthy addiction to Abercrombie Labor Day sales? idk. but a sequel seems less likely than Lizzo being type casted outside of a Max Hardcore tribute movie.
That 11-8 probably hits different when your floor manager acts like shucking his corn cob is a social activity. A note to all Burger King employees reading this: pls do not attempt. Chicken fries are all I have left to look forward to in this life.
I could be in the minority here, but Barnum & Bailey should be kept as far away as possible from any and all sexual situations. If I wanted to be repeatedly violated by a clown, I'd pay for a day trading discord. Pretty amazing body tho. RELEVANT
The side effects of letting a complete stranger turn his power level to +skidrow abortion before going Hiroshima on ur wife's dirty corncob? Literally nothing. In fact, this might prove without doubt; the inner walls of her anus are nuclear proof.
Impressive reasoning here. "muh vag is too tight for recreational use, so I'll make up ground and double butter the brown bagel." Math may not be her strong point.
"My talent know more about you than you. You stupid bitch."
"I'm a fuckin professional, and you're just a whore."
"You're just here to choke on cock right?"
Honestly, simulated sister banging needs more goofballs like this. Especially if they involve [-Aubry Babcock-] cringing her way through another gigagasm.
Turns out 67,000 incestuous porn videos may have lied to us after all. Dare to make contact with your bloodline after the sun goes down in rural Alabama and this might be the Tales From the Crypt Halloween Special you walk in on. wut?
Normally I'd be the first to out this as being faker than the tip I left a Door Dasher that dropped $75.00 worth of Del Taco (see: 1 value meal). But I did the research, and turns out these 2 share more DNA than Gene Simmons in the 70's. [more]
