Victoria Bliss on the hub. The original video seems to have vanished, but luckily we still have the remnants of what happens when a group of erections goes flat simultaneously and lashes out together. That's what I call community service.
Here it is; A collection of broskis that last about as long as I do during a Marvel movie released after End Game. Normally these misfits would be thrown into the compost pile and forgotten, but these speedruns need to be seen to be believed.
Most girls with a track record in this biz start with humble beginnings. You know, a little MFC streaming, maybe a few confusing Twitter posts. Kyler Quinn however, went straight for the homemade tonsillectomy and never looked back.
She's not exactly equipped with a real poker face. So when teh dude screams action, you know that look of terror is authentic. Reminiscent of a reoccurring dream I keep having involving Brock Lesnar and Long John Silver’s Cocktail Sauce.
Broken English and dimly lit sexual acts that would be embarrassed to find themselves in a Quickcheck break room. Her name's Cora and when she's not getting diddled down at 4 inches per minute, she watches anime. Probably?
Believe it or not at one point porn producers were getting real randos to fuck in exchange for a full keg & promise of being featured on collegefuckfest.com. How come we never know we're living in the best of times until they're over? #sad
Always the same shit with these frat bros: Target a soft 6, then try to time it just right to bust a nut while asking for directions to Wetzel Pretzel. Most victims want anonymity, but not this time. That's pre-porn Stella Cox & all I'm askin is: how tf?
I thought this was your everyday girl for a second, but it's none other than Alexis Crystal practically being fucked into early retirement. More brain damage [HERE]
An increasingly disturbing fetish keeps picks up more steam, but this time the female in question is a total right-swipe. Her snargleburger gets more attention than Elon Musk's Twitter and all I can do is wonder why. New Jersey's finest.
Take a generation that considers that Velma show a top comedy, crossbreed them with an addiction to experimental street drugs and this is what happens.
The e-thots of yesteryear did everything imaginable for nothing more than access to a bottomless keg. Twitter didn't exist, OnlyFans wasn't a thought; It was just a campus full of 18-year-olds on the hunt for their next case of rabid vaginitis.
If only Marvel put as much effort into a post-End Game movie, as this group did into exploring the midlife crisis of a fictitious soccer mom. Just trap Ant Man in Woodman's ass and film the escape for 2 hours. #stillbetterthanQuantumania
It looks like someone trying to parallel park a Baskin Robbins truck in New York City. Which is ironic cause squinting from this angle reveals some sort of inbred squidward ice cream bar. Think about that before tagging in your tube sock.
At this point, I don't even question human behavior. The only thing separating us from being narrated by David Attenborough, are complicated sneakers and semi-automatic weapons. Turns out the Internet may have been a mistake after all.
Those deflated pigskins look pretty rough for a 20-something year old and the rest of her collection screams Double Wide Pride. Free tip m'lady; Spend less money on the "I NEED CUM" rubber stamps, and more on a fucking vacuum.
Linking this for the comment section below. Check out the ongoing meltdown e-fight she's having with other users. Something about a girl Internet screaming "YOURE IDIOT!" at "Mrhugec0ck" really drives home the authenticity for me.
How does one prepare for such a thing? I am only accepting answers that have nothing to do with authentic South American chimmichanga bowls & flag poles.
Windows Movie Maker, 240p resolution and less testosterone than a Mazda Miata. The only combination more deadly than freebasing the colonel's secret recipe.
