She's not exactly equipped with a porn poker face. So when the director screams action, you know that corpsing smile is authentic. Reminiscent of a reoccurring dream I keep having involving Kirstie Alley and Long John Silver’s Cocktail Sauce.
Probably just reached drinking age and is already setting the bar too high for the other Insta-THOTS to jump over. I don't know if I should be disgusted, or slide in those DM's and ask for group discounts. According to this footage, they do exist.
Dude being completely naked down to his feet has to be noted here. A proponent for personal freedom, or reducing drag in order to achieve maximum velocity?
If that isn't the look of a girl that's admitted to losing her virginity to a mailbox, I don't know what is. Now get your ass back to changing room #3 and clean up. Not even China Buffet exposes their customers to substances this retched.
Coors Light expert zones out her surroundings just long enough to focus on better things. I.E. getting a faceful of Kentucky's finest directly into her minge. I'm waiting for the sequel. The one where Lester makes a b-line for that b-whole.
And by lesson, I mean negotiating better pay than $1.00 Wendy's Frosty coupons when agreeing to a scene that damages more pussy than a Texas animal rescue.
I don't know who she is but the checklist has already been maxed out: Puts out on the first date. Isn't afraid to go full commando, and has absolutely no respect for the domestic leatherette option in the Suburban you borrowed from mom.
Perhaps "education" was the wrong path here, as it suggests she would actually keep her tits covered for more than 18 consecutive seconds. And that never happens. Trust me; I've been behind a Wendy's parking lot on a Thursday night.
There's a thin line between what's considered acceptable forms of payment and what isn't on the street level of narcotics distribution. I can't tell you exactly where that line is drawn, but I do know Figgles McDickslap just fuckin crossed it.
blah blah, textbook 2022 content. But what really makes me scratch my garbonzo bean are the comments. Such as: "Hy I am from Pakistan. I have two things to entertain any sexy lady.the second one is my tongue." from Licker03176860459.
Not really related to the video, but every time this woman reaches peak sexual arousal, she instantly turns into that vegan creature if someone used a car battery to jump start her uterus. Examples at 0:18, 0:36 and 0:45 time markers.
original title:selfie to make your day better. Listen bitch; 7 hrs ago it seemed like a good idea to eat 64 slices of American Cheese & wash it down with gin. Unless u have a sewing kit & extensive knowledge of battle wounds, ur request is denied.
So this is the new standard huh? Cosplaying as a gAmEr gIrL that rations her bathwater for Tier-3 subscribers and "oopsies" her way through milk toast sexual acts? Points for being self-aware though. It adds a new level to the degeneracy.
Dude looks like he got kicked out of his Fortnite clan for slamming too many GFuels on voice chat, and she was out of his league about 10 Xanex's ago. This conclusion was going to happen no matter how hard FarTGuy72 tried to stop it.
If farm-faced white women monetizing their anal virginity is any indicator of a recession, I'd say we're right at the tip of an iceberg that will make the dotcom bubble look like like a joke. Expect a lot more of this until Jim Cramer capitulates.
bbKitten. She's 5 foot 2, barely 100lbs and every time that sphincter is put under pressure, her expression looks like Billie Eilish after being told she has to stop looking like a chain-smoking trailer park supervisor for more than 18 seconds.
warning: the i'm close enough to smell the chic-fil-a polynesian sauce position is not approved for women over 35 or those with pre-existing vertebrae conditions.
