Somehow, someway the degeneracy of clickbait titles has continued to grow. I'm not looking forward to the influx of "trans-abled cousin secretly films butt sex tape with the neighbors mailman and blackmails me with it" videos in 2020.
Not since raiding grandpa's spunk trunk have I seen amateur video with such questionably high production value. Im down tho, it's got integrity. Know who doesnt have integrity? These sorry sacks of Internet-begging token dumpsters.
Symptom #37 that you've graduated from everyday camgirl, to fully fledged bucket list fuck: You actively shoot, edit and upload a video of your oyster farm getting shucky ducky'd for all the degenerates of the world to see. quack quack
Welcome to the world of implied incestual videos. Against all better judgement, it's managed to take the Internet's #1 spot as go-to spank material. Here's a tip tho: They're all faker than Sylvester Stallone's piss test. But this one...
This might be the one video that makes no-nut-November seem like a reasonable activity participate in. It will also peak your curiosity of trigonometry and gravity.
The Midwest: Some go for affordable street drugs. Others, go to make videos that can fuel an entire season of Dr. Phil. This guy does both. 1st he loads up on Slurm, then he shows his sister-cousin who's the boss of this double-wide. A role model?
Sofia plops out a double serving of cantalope du jour & straight up doesn't give a fuck that a family member is within punching distance. The perfect woman exists.
Adding battle scars to a girl that gave your boyfriend's sausage roll the ole' khlav kalash and getting it on video? Those are the best things you can live vicariously through the Internet & today 2 birds get killed with 1 Russian #metoo movement.
There's something kinda endearing about a girl that has the pride-to-beauty scale of Romanian hooker. Her talents scream give me 6 months and my asshole will out-perform Mexican cartel footlockers. Clearly we're lookin at wife material here.
Yes, she's 18-years-old... and slightly defective by the look of things. Really not sure what else to say about her. It's just another one of those geeky broads that's taken their obsession with Harry Potter spells a little bit too fucking far to fap.
Increasingly questionable video of a threesome that picked the wrong day to be recorded without sound. Don't worry tho, I'm a pro. And it's my personal opinion that at least two of these participants regularly use Midol and Tampax.
Nice collection. REAL nice. But it's girl 2 in the gallery that really wets my whistle. The kinda female that has wall-mounted awards for her swallow job philanthropy.
Ever see the movie The Cable Guy'? Me neither, but if they wanted to make a porn spinoff with a heterosexual storyline... it would probably look something like this.
Consider this both a tutorial and realty check for making proper life decisions. update: apparently the backlash from this video drove her to re-brand and start doing dry-anal scenes at home lol. Her new Paisley Pepper account is HERE
Pretty slick combination of fuckery and remorse going on here. side note: This site makes this kind of compilation video for every update they post (among all their other efukt-inspired edits) and that's not just cool... it's COOL AS ICE
