Dude's ding dong is so hefty, it comes with it's own numbing kit. Becky may have survived the initiation process... but something tells me the future sex tape will be peppered w/ the words ouch & emergency surgery & 1st degree domestic abuse.
Round 2 for the most depraved, fatherless, not afraid of having their tuna bowl fantasy exposed on social media, clout-chasers on the Internet today. Real deal independent women. The kind that pay for their birth control with Onlyfans subs.
Imagine having a tidal wave inside your nut sac. You'd kinda be like an airbender, except your fan base wouldn't need to be told to shower more than twice a week.
Well DAMN, where the fuck has she been practicing that technique and is she still allowed within 100 yards of a petting zoo? These 2 things seem to be intertwined.
Acquiring poon in 2020 is straight-forward: Swipe right on Tinder a few times and let the self-loathing begin. Unless you're from the same state that pumps out these kinds of misfits. Then you have to be a raging sex offender get creative.
Urkel single-handled sets up his Occupy Snowbunny movement in grade A trailer park tushy and she's spazzing out like an epileptic at a rave - How can things get better? They can't. But the vulcan cock grip she pulls off at 2:31 is a great start...
Only the Gen-1 Inhumanity fan will recognize this one. correction: the permanent scar tissue damage inside their beanbag will remember it. Take me back to 2007.
This one is a classic but I'll leave you with the following: "She was allegedly told she would win a holiday for taking part in the sick game but the "prize" later turned out to be a $5 drink with the same name.". Read the full story HERE!
I dunno man... this seems pretty predictable outcome to me. Shes got the tolerance of tungsten steel and these prick jobs are more annoying than a checkmarked Twitter account. Low effort fraud should have been expected.
hmm I bet she hasn't felt this kind of satisfaction since going lvl 99 Karen at the McDonald's drive-thru and actually getting that 2nd dipping sauce on the house.
Up and cummer Isla Summer has her spotlight taken away by a guy that sounds like he knows the birthday of every Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. I don't approve.
It's been a minute since amateur porn had some drama. Meet DollsCult. A trio of Italian incest freaks that watched one too many episodes of Metaloclypse and started getting death threats for wiping their genitals all over the family tree lol
Before today there were two things I was totally certain of. 1) West Virginia is the unwashed crotch of the US of A. And 2) $47.00 doesn't get you anywhere in Russia. I've been proved wrong once today, but there will be no duplication.
Short collection of those tissue-ripping videos you come across at 2:00 in the morning in the middle of a Dr Pepper-fueled jackoff marathon, only to never be seen again when you actually go looking for them on purpose. #tipofmypenis
Those deflated pigskins look pretty raw for a 22-year-old. 0:30 secs in she says her goal is to 'make it in the adult industry'. Lady, unless you're talking about fluffing, that journey ends today. Points for bringing Moesha for the ride tho.
hotfallingdevil. I don't know what the fuck it means. Her name makes about as much sense as the 47,000 volts she pretends are running through her labia every time a guy named Ranjeet slaps down 50 Rupees on her "PubLiC cUmShOW".
Here is one of few videos left in the wake of the walking disaster known as JewDank. A degenerate folktale filled with drugs, deception and calling out girls that fuck their dogs. Read the full history HERE. Fap one more time HERE.
Is it real? Is it fake? Nobody truly knows when the video originates in the land of communist coochi. Not only that, but expect your primal curiosity in traditional wallpaper to be tripled at a minimum before this is over. Today is a learning day.
Everyone else is talkin about stimulus checks and economic downfall, and I'm just waitin for girls to start masturbating in the middle of Target again. #oldfashioned
