As fate would have it, combining the genetics of a 1st-world pornstar and modern technology yields impressive results. Now if you'll excuse me I have to take a 7-second jump roping class and gouge my fucking eyes out with a melon baller.
Not sure the whole im dominating you so do what I say or else I punish u thing works when your body has visibly more estrogen in it than your partner. Let's shoot for a redo after a vigorous program of red meat and peeing standing up.
Call him what you will: Pierre, The Machine, King Human Enema Conglomerate France Division - Just don't call him coherent. Seriously though - what the fuck language do I pick on Google to translate this assault of word diarrhea salad?
Some of these clips are pretty dated. Others aren't. But all are certain to increase blood pressure to your bearded war hammer in a timely fashion. I guarantee it.
It's like a super hip mom that totally supports her daughter getting rim-blasted by guys named after sports cars got an unlimited data plan and couldn't wait to show it off. Karen of the Kum world if you will. TY for listening to my cunTED talk.
If we could go ahead and get an ID on her, that would be fantastic. Try to time it around the Black Friday sales on 10-packs of tube socks if possible. Appreciate it.
Piping has few rules: 1) Look as little like Harvey Weinstein as possible 2) Stamina and 3) Keep an erection harder than a bowl of Campbell's tomato soup. Not a difficult list, but this Khokhol is challenging at least two items today. GG NO RE
Nice face. Superb tits. But what really got me was the idea that this is somebodies ex-girlfriend right now. Imagine the current pill addiction. :100emoji: :roflemoji:
hmm, I'm starting to think these TikTok petri dishes are releasing this content on purpose in order to achieve some sort of monetary gain through social media...
The Uterus: Some men never experience contact with it. Others, try to plow their way through like their speed-running a marathon of Dig Dug games. And judging by this chicks' reaction: Our dude has an established Twitch channel somewhere.
It's more of a translation thing than a cognitive speech disorder. But I'm not ruling out how much brain damage taking that many direct hits to the sphincter can do.
Unfortunately shes probably only sexually attracted to guys hung like a snap peas & softer than dudes selling lattes at a feminist rally. Eight Words: The Complete Manual of Suicide by Wataru Tsurumi. Buy 2 copies to fully understand my genius.
The year is 2007. This girl's back alley clambake video is running on every damn advertisement on every porn website in the fucking world. Now, 13 years later you finally have 22 minutes worth of reason to cum on your Nickleback tour hoodie.
4:07 is the equalizer. That's the moment you realize cruising around town with a soft 6, in search of a solid 5 gets better results than TINDER can ever promise u.
If there's a line to be crossed, you can damn well guarantee a middle-aged white dude that collects empty barbecue sauce bottles to be the one stepping over it. ib4 the gofundme for her asshole gets removed for violating terms of service.
