"She used to advertise her services as "An Experience with Dani Daniels". After you made a deposit of $500 she would deem whether or not you are worth a "date" with her. If she liked you -- you were then required to pay a further $2000"
mackzjones: also known as the almost illegal 18-year-old answer to the TikTok/Porn crossover hybrid problem. Sadly, if this THOT juggernaut used any more filters on her selfies she'd be collecting royalties as an NPC in Cyberpunk.
Nearly 5" of solid mass split between 2 of Walmarts finest. If this don't encourage you to get your genitals blood tested on a semi-annual basis, I don't know wtf will.
The original file is fratparty.mp4 but that's obviously a misspelling. Judging by her bloodtype being Type-WhiteClaw, I bet that brapper was one harmony away from auditioning for American fucking Idol before she fell asleep in that bathtub.
Nothing says "committed girlfriend" quite like a limited case of whiplash Let's just say... this chicken head's probably seen more cock than an Alabama hen house.
Her dirt tulip is at maximum pucker, and smaller than the cock of an Eskimo in February - so what the fuck was she thinking? And more importantly, where is the apology video of him trying to justify this in front of a 240p TikTok green screen?
Skeptics are gonna have a fuckin field day with this one but try to be optimistic. It makes it much, much easier to manhandle your own ham candle. Trust me, brah.
I've seen girls do a lot of desperate shit just to keep their MFC accounts submerged in tokens... but putting a price ($25 lol) on your dignity to keep foot_sniffer69x entertained? That's a level of slut I hope to never meet IRL.
Forgot the 2004 fashion trend: All eyes on the human statue in the Atari shirt. I recommend enforcing a "must have a pulse to participate" requirement next time you want to document your 3-day weekend at the Gathering of the Juggalos.
The last time I saw a girl this desperate for attention in walking distance of a Taco Bell, I had to look up the Spanish words for "help", and "ambulance" and "bitch relax, I'll get you Baja Blast if my supreme combo comes with 2 drinks okay?"
Ever seen a professional cocksmith go from smiling to disgusted this quickly before? She's pretty good at hiding it but lemme tell you... it's all fun and games until you're face-to-gut with a man that has the sexual endurance of a sloth.
Women nowadays are scared to coast through a Dunkin Donuts drivethru without glazing their faces in 20 minute Youtube makeup tutorials. And then there's these girls... who run out of fucks to give after the 3rd Shirley Temple.
The Southern Midwest: Some go for the affordable street narcotics. Others, to get a taste of poon that's seen the business-end of an auger more than once. Judging by the context of this homemade video: Our dude is hitting 2 birds with 1 stone.
In a society where your social tramp score can be measured by how many OnlyFans videos you've uploaded... you have to ask yourself why one would still seek the attention and risk of clam-bathing in front of strangers during rush hour.
Referring to that Guatemalan tire rotation she calls an ass. Sum bitch looks like he performed it crosseyed with whatever he found in a Home Depot dumpster lolol
In what seems to be an effort to ultimately rent her asshole out as an airport hangar, siswet has once again pushed the envelope on what is considered 'regular rectology'. This time, taking Keemstar straight into the promised land.
Dare to browse the depths of publicly uploaded porn sites and this is the cesspool of shit you'll come across. The kind of footage that is not only questionable, but encouraged by the most degenerate hotdog connoisseurs inside the Internet.
