1) That Resident Evil show on Netflix 2) Electric Vehicles 3) Whatever fucking noise is coming out of this autistic gremlin's mouth. It may not be in order, but these are undoubtedly the top three erection deflating moments of 2022.
Imagine thinking you're going to get a few warm up rounds, and before you can get your last gulp of Starbies down you're already dodging an onslaught of haymakers. Possible life reflection moment happening in real time around 21:46.
I don't know who she is but the checklist has already been maxed out: Puts out on the first date. Isn't afraid to go full commando, and has absolutely no respect for the domestic leatherette option in the Suburban you borrowed from mom.
Check out the rest of the series and then come back. We're going to meet a girl who has never blowjob'd before, plus a man who has a breakdown. While fucking a cake. So go get your little sister 'cause it's gonna be a really swag time. fr no cap
Can't imagine how many Walmart bed sheets had to be scrapped during her rookie years training for this moment. Clearly dealing with a team player here.
Probably spends more time configuring Starbucks drinks than guarding her icloud act. But I gotta say; nice tits. Coming from me it's the compliment of a LIFETIME.
$20.00 and the last bite of my Cheeseburger Hamburger Helper says she uses dumbass phrases like "amazeballs and ""awesome sauce" and "i'll kill you if I find you hiding in my bushes with a camera again mother fucker". Typical millennial.
Much like an over-hyped celebrity bitch slapping his martial troubles away in front of a confused audience, this specimen ran out of integrity a long time ago. Now wipe up the slime you left near the bagel bites, we have company coming over.
Is there a third Bella twin I've been unaware of this entire time? I'm getting some serious WWE vibes from this performance. Ya know; Mid-card ability, main event placement and knowing she probably banged John Cena somewhere in the past.
Another one of those "imagine if the roles were reversed!" moments that twists incel wieners into a ballpark pretzel on Reddit. Sponsored by Lululemon Athletics.
Kinda refreshing to know it's real when the tits move like a bowl of Jell-o that's been left in the sun for too long. I may or may not be talking from experience.
Nope, not even getting a participation trophy for this. I've seen episodes of The Golden Girls with more enthusiasm. FREE TIP: When geriatric sitcoms produce stiffer erections than u, it might be time rethink the whole porn thing. [PART 1]
One of those moments where u truly wonder if the dude wifed her or knifed her. It's adventurous buttholes like hers that make a man think about bending a knee.
This increasingly disturbing camgirl behavior keeps picking up more steam, but this time the female is a total right-swipe. Just ignore mommas resemblance to Antonio Banderas in The Mask of Zorro, and it will be BUENOS FAPPERINOS.
