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  • The Current State of TikTok

    Date: 08/05/22 Views: 155,018 Category: Celebrities

  • Bad. This is Bad

    Something tells me he refuses to listen to Limp Bizkit unless it's on vinyl.

    Date: 08/01/22 Views: 163,928 Category: Assholes

  • Living with an 18-year-old

    Well shit, with proportions and elasticity like that I'll gladly lower my standard and line up at the brillo pad elephant dick barbershop with the rest of em. #noregrats

    Date: 07/31/22 Views: 226,374 Category: Hot

  • "your gonna break my butthole!"

    My gut tells me soon after this video finished, her status as "loyal girlfriend" was about as believable as the Fast & Furious franchise stopping after the 47th movie.

    Date: 07/30/22 Views: 191,976 Category: Anal

  • Daughters of America

    This is standard im having a quarterlife crisis so I'm gonna filter the shit out of my face and make a TikTok account syndrome. Fortunately for us, the Internet gives the gift of social media to bridge the eventual gap into Walmart parking lot porn.

    Date: 07/30/22 Views: 281,280 Category: Slutty

  • Imagine if this Was Real?

    For the 99.3% of the world that gives less than a shit about the TikTok hierarchy; That's Bella Poarch in the thumbnail. And the right side is the end result of some giga SIMP feverishly finishing his and/or her weekly dose of Ritalin in a single day.

    Date: 07/28/22 Views: 182,125 Category: Celebrities

  • well... that's a first

    ♫ It's about drive
    ♫ It's about power

    Date: 07/26/22 Views: 267,097 Category: Teen (18+)

  • That's on the Internet Forever

    Today's video is brought to you by Burnett's Pineapple Vodka.

    Date: 07/24/22 Views: 184,699 Category: Drunk

  • Limits? What are Limits?

    If it bleeds, we can kill it: Arnold Schwarzenegger, 1987
    If it goes this deep and lives, you can marry it : Me, 2022

    Date: 07/22/22 Views: 168,986 Category: Slutty

  • "we're breaking up"

    Turns out the keto friendly bratwurst and vinegar diet has a downside after-all. Call me a psychic, but I'm guessing the sequel isn't on her to-do schedule...

    Date: 07/22/22 Views: 166,348 Category: Assholes

  • Simply Reprehensible

    7 (read: seven, as in the number of times I've been kicked out of Burger King for "unnecessary use of a urinal") acts of public lewdness not even I suggest copying, especially that last one. Let's just say: Raging Waters will never be the same again.

    Date: 07/21/22 Views: 241,175 Category: Slutty

  • 9-Incher Retires 18-year-old

    Today we go on a journey to a time forgotten. Shoutout to Julian for being a role model during my college years. That man's lust for turning fallopian tubes into tier-3 tuna casserole should have earned the Martha Stewart seal of approval.

    Date: 07/20/22 Views: 232,825 Category: Big Dicks

  • I WON'T FUCKING QUIT!

    bottoming out: "When the penis or other instrument used in a vagina, hits the back wall and can not go in any further." or better known as: "getting lil jon'd"

    Date: 07/19/22 Views: 188,634 Category: Rekt

  • okay bro... that's too much

    Willingly humiliated, nearly choked unconscious and takes more shots than Floyd Mayweather during a 12 round championship bout. No, it's not Connor's return to the octagon. But it's still going to cost you $59.99 if her 1st name has a hypen in it.

    Date: 07/17/22 Views: 205,614 Category: Ouch

  • oh no. not my ass. stop.

    Found this gem in comments: "He has basketball shorts on with no underwear and I am so distracted by his big fat monster dick print that I am on the ground from a hard punch before I know it and he is taking my phone and running away"

    Date: 07/15/22 Views: 383,561 Category: Anal

  • Groupies Learn a Lesson

    And by lesson, I mean negotiating better pay than $1.00 Wendy's Frosty coupons when agreeing to a scene that damages more pussy than a Texas animal rescue.

    Date: 07/14/22 Views: 179,768 Category: Porn

  • Date Night

    I don't know who she is but the checklist has already been maxed out: Puts out on the first date. Isn't afraid to go full commando, and has absolutely no respect for the domestic leatherette option in the Suburban you borrowed from mom.

    Date: 07/13/22 Views: 215,990 Category: Hot

  • well... WOULD YOU?

    Can't say I'm used to getting these kinds of requests outside of a FarmersOnly match, so color me pleasantly surprised. At that and her nipple symmetry. Not being required to own a forklift prior to date #1 is also a plus I'm not overlooking.

    Date: 07/12/22 Views: 167,861 Category: Picture

  • 25% Disturbing

    9:00 for whatever the Tennessee cousin fuckery is going on in that thumbnail. Additional behavior that will have you scratching your pinto beans at 26:11.

    Date: 07/11/22 Views: 257,272 Category: Alphas

  • Teacher Exposed, AGAIN

    Perhaps "education" was the wrong path here, as it suggests she would actually keep her tits covered for more than 18 consecutive seconds. And that never happens. Trust me; I've been behind a Wendy's parking lot on a Thursday night.

    Date: 07/10/22 Views: 233,092 Category: Teachers