Dare to browse the depths of publicly uploaded porn sites and this is the cesspool of shit you'll come across. The kind of footage that is not only questionable, but encouraged by the most degenerate hotdog connoisseurs inside the Internet.
Some girls need girth to get off. Others, a $50 shopping spree at Sephora. And then there's Veronica Veganpuss, who takes no less than two semen satchels to reach her o-face. That's a fucking deal breaker for sure.
A lottta girls do a lotta desperate ass shit to keep their social media accounts popular... but risking the corona just just to keep buttsludge69 amused? That's a level of hoe-cope I hope to never meet outside of a Papa Johns bathroom stall.
Skip to the 7:25 mark. Look man - Exploration in the bedroom is one thing. Ending the night with a worse aftertaste than White Castle's breakfast menu is another. Seek help. And grab me a Castle Pack with a fruit punch on the way back, thx bro.
wow, I haven't seen this kind of perplexity since that time I took my collection of Canadian nickles on tour of Craigslists escort section. Think you seen confusion? Try paying a SBBWGFE-OUTCALL in a foreign currency, then you can talk to me.
This is perverse. More perverse than that happy-go-lucky bastard that ejaculates while donating to the homeless. It contains total disrespect of the elderly, incestuous undertones and a talking parrot that'll channel your every thought.
Kind of an interesting combination here. You have to ask yourself: Did she agree to do this scene solely for the challenge of overcoming an 18-year-old already cursed with erectile dysfunction? Or is Aspergers now a fetish I'm unaware of?
The sequel in one website's crusade to help the world with an unspoken problem. The Machine is back, and this time; no cornhole will be spared. 1st VIDEO HERE
After a marathon 365 days of nonstop sandpaper ass-fucking by 2020, you'd think Becky McBallbag would've called this guy's bluff and at least tried to enjoy the moment for another few seconds. What the hell happened to New Year New Me?
I'm all for testing boundaries, but caution should be advised if u wanna attempt this yourself. When attempting those special team plays you saw online, it's best to practice up first. PROOF: The $4500 bill I have for buying this. Slightly used.
Something endearing about a girl that takes a few punches to the windpipe and double down on being in a stable relationship. Her talents scream give me 6 more months of practice and my asshole will out-perform a Venezuelan footlocker.
Most definitely not the first time this hypebeast has staged an attack on Cornhusk Island, and clearly it's not the last. Feel free to experiment next time man - maybe deposit a Twinkie before going dark? It's called The Moist Gremlin. I invented it.
This is standard im having a midlife crisis so I'm gonna Photoshop the shit out of my tits and make an IG account syndrome. Fortunately, the Internet has given us the gift of social media to watch the eventual jump into Walmart parking lot porn.
