• Maggie Gyllenhaal Strip Searched

  You ever see Donnie Darko? Remember the bitchy older sister? Wanna see her get violated by a Chinaman suffering from small penis complex? Don't worry, I'll bring the popcorn.

  Date: 02/03/09 Category: Celebrities

• I Wanna Pork Sarah Palin

  McCain is 3 years over his life expectancy. He'll most likely die before even completing his first term. That would make Sarah Palin America's most supreme pussy.

  Date: 09/29/08 Category: Celebrities

• Fucked Up Boob Job

  Former playboy model Shauna Sand got a tit job and I have a sneaking suspicion that the doctor was blind. Her nipples are just a little fucked up!

  Date: 07/24/08 Category: Celebrities

• Britney With No Bra

  Her face is busted and she has the hairline of 60 year old man, but her titties still appear to be perky. I'd fuck her and just pretend it was Christina Aguilera.

  Date: 02/16/08 Category: Celebrities

• I Would Fuck Susan Sarandon

  Don't judge me. I don't need that shit in my life. Just look at her big 80 year old natties and imagine titty fucking them.

  Date: 02/05/08 Category: Celebrities

• Britney Forgets To Use Tampon

  She can still sit on my face. I'd lick her bloody vagina till my tongue fell off. Just kidding, that dirty goop whore has AIDS.

  Date: 02/01/08 Category: Celebrities