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  • World's Most Dangerous BJ: HD

    There's nothing more boner-deflating than being within inches of death, save for your dad walking in on you hammering it to Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting. How this guy managed to ejac is forever a mystery to me.

    Date: 09/23/15 Category: Shocking

  • Amanda Seyfried's Tits

    If I may be so bold, I'll speak for everyone here: I can forgive the low-grade cellphone quality. I can look past Ned Flander's head blocking half the shot. But giving us .GIF over .MP4? 0/10 you ungenerous, greedy shitbag.

    Date: 09/18/15 Category: Celebrities

  • The Fister Sisters

    There's a thin line between acceptable Facebook profile photos and wrist-deep rectal slaughter. Where that line exists, I don't know... but judging by the decorative wall piece behind them I can guarantee girlie #1 does.

    Date: 09/14/15 Category: Picture

  • Sometimes Nerds Are Hot 2

    Fire up League of Legends at any given time and you're sure to be communicating with a post-250 pounder that thinks Pop Tarts are a food group. Say hi to the exception. She's like Olivia Munn... except interesting.

    Date: 08/22/15 Category: Webcams

  • Black or White?

    Everybody is born with a gift. Unfortunately theirs is about as useful as Bruce Jenner's vagina. Sure, they can trace the history of the gluteus maximus via one touch, but will that really help greet us at Walmart?

    Date: 07/02/15 Category: LMAO

  • Bangkok's Most Talented Vagina

    Stripping: aka the quintessential stepping stone to full blown porno. Most trailer park residents cross over ASAP - but chances are they weren't gifted the Carrot Top prop-bag of genitalia. This ones gonna be just fine.

    Date: 06/25/15 Category: Asians

  • Hey Lady, You Dropped Something

    Selena plops a double serving of guacamole right on the dance floor and straight up doesn't give a fuck. EDIT: Upon closer review it looks like she was trying to dunk into the garbage can, but missed a layup instead LOL

    Date: 06/02/15 Category: Poo Poo

  • Exhibitionist of the Year

    If you're the type of guy that gets enjoyment out of unsuspecting migrants being surprised by grade-A southern California tit jobs, Elay is the girl for you. Not your style? Feel free to take a gander at this instead.

    Date: 05/24/15 Category: Hot

  • This is Why I Have Trust Issues

    Ass like Nicki Minaj? Shameless, nude self-promotion on Twitter? The majority of you have already clicked by now, without catching a view of the churro de maricon dangling up front. If you must blame, blame yourself.

    Date: 04/25/15 Category: Surprise

  • Spring Breakers DON'T GIVE A FUCK

    I tend to enjoy the finer things in life: Particularly the McGangbang (look it up), director cuts of Nicholas Cage movies and extreme acts of public intimacy. But as far as complimentary blowjobs go, this just won my heart.

    Date: 03/25/15 Category: Alphas

  • 7 Things You Should Never Try

    Dirty Sanchezes, Donkey Punches - pretty timid stuff by today's Internet-standard. But check out #3. It's unarguably the most repulsive shit I've seen since Jaden Smith's Twitter account.

    Date: 02/15/15 Category: WTF

  • 18 Kilograms of Tits

    For those that don't speak nachos grande, here's the scoop: The evolutionary cul-de-sac you're looking at is Beshine. At 20 lbs a piece, she holds the record for biggest mistakes on Earth, Jupiter and Deep Space 9.

    Date: 01/16/15 Category: Freaks

  • Porn Acting so Bad... it's GOOD

    When all your knowledge of cinematography comes from Keanu Reeves, this is the result. I may have inadvertently just uncovered a new action genre even Jason Statham would be embarrassed to participate in.

    Date: 12/11/14 Category: Porn

  • Bring Your Mom to Work Day

    I've never seen a video with Mia Malkova that made me question my erection, even when she's wearing her ass as a hat. But after edging myself through this scene...

    Date: 11/18/14 Category: Porn

  • Worst Cock Ever

    Everybody is born with a gift. Clearly his is having the Optimus Prime of genitalia. Watch in utter amazement as nothing more than a single-handed choke hold transforms his Oscar Mayer into a portobello mushroom.

    Date: 11/09/14 Category: Bizarre

  • Cam Girl of the Century

    How/Why this female is stimulated enough to have an orgasm is beyond my knowledge. Her sexual partners include a ventriloquist dummy hung like Patrick Ewing and whatever 25,000 Dave n Buster coupons can buy.

    Date: 10/28/14 Category: Webcams

  • From SWEET to WTF @ the 0:28 mark

    I'll bet 30 Pesos & all 3 self-taped VHS copies of House Party 2 that she spent more time teaching her tits to twerk than studying for that GED. A moral decision that will most definitely pay off at the next ICP concert.

    Date: 10/20/14 Category: Tattoos

  • 18 Y/O Russian has INSANE body

    A beautiful face can redeem just about anything - bad breath, small tits, crooked teeth, type 2 genital herpes. But THIS chick.... she's got a booty like Conan the Barbarian and I don't know whether to run or rim.

    Date: 07/16/14 Category: Gallery

  • WTF: he wants to fuck his own daughter

    He watches his own daughter's porn films, but it's okay guys. The daughter sums it up best: "my daddy has a really big penis, and if he got turned on by my movies, I would know. Trust me". Excellent benchmark, m'lady.

    Date: 07/11/14 Category: Incest

  • WTF happened to Carmella Bing?

    Interesting surname. Was it chosen out of love for the search engine... or the busboy at the Panda Express where she clearly binge ate chicken chow mein tridaily? Scroll down, watch last video and you'll understand.

    Date: 02/06/13 Category: Fatties