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  • How to Get Banned For Life

    2 things you should definitely abandon before agreeing to shoot scenes with the reigning world champion of rectal desecration prn: Beef-a-roni, and self-respect.

    Date: 11/11/22 Views: 147,633 Category: Fail

  • Not in America

    These full force fantasies videos are starting to get a little disturbing. And like one of the greatest voices of our generation once taught us: you never go full force.

    Date: 11/09/22 Views: 272,857 Category: WAT

  • Somebody Come Get Their Wife

    Not since walking into an unlocked Golden Corral bathroom at closing time have I seen such dishonor for married women. And just like the rest of you all watching, I am now disgusted and have an unquenchable craving for butterfly shrimp.

    Date: 11/08/22 Views: 214,503 Category: MILF

  • Hypnotized by 8-inch Penis

    It seems a 2-pack of Bud Light turns you into the Gandolf of parking lot pussy pickups... and today his teachings are all free of charge. Practice what you see here and I promise those, size-11 Tinder girls will never "LMAO" at you again.

    Date: 11/08/22 Views: 290,995 Category: Public

  • Cucked Up Beyond all Recognition

    #cubar

    Date: 11/07/22 Views: 233,716 Category: Cuck

  • Delete This ASAP

    A couple of frothing redditors claim this is Marina Brooks. So uhh, more [HERE]

    Date: 11/05/22 Views: 175,573 Category: Impressive

  • Last Call, Becky

    Look, I understand setting realistic expectations for yourself in life... but maybe we can try to do better than communal ashtray next time? I believe in you.

    Date: 11/03/22 Views: 178,423 Category: Drunk

  • Right Next to Her Boyfriend? WTF?

    Clearly it's a setup. But there's no doubt in my mind, in some dimly lit corner of a trailer park that doesn't show up on Google maps, this exact scenario is playing out surrounded by Newports & half-eaten cans of Costco's finest meatball ravioli.

    Date: 11/02/22 Views: 248,799 Category: Assholes

  • Uhh... MARRY HER!

    I just signed her up. You can etch the trophy now.

    Date: 11/01/22 Views: 183,859 Category: Impressive

  • Caught in a Trap House

    Not exactly the most unexpected chain of events from a woman that comes less prepared for war than whoevers handicap stall I invaded at Waffle House last week. Sorry Wheels, but the janitor bucket doesn't meet my capacity standard.

    Date: 10/31/22 Views: 247,941 Category: Freaks

  • Still Legal in Mexico

    Gotta admit, this girl's body alone deserves way more attention than it's getting. Her tits alone are putting the entire SSRI industry on watch. More videos [HERE]

    Date: 10/31/22 Views: 225,121 Category: Hot

  • REAL: LOOK AT YOUR SISTER!

    Commenter: "The 1st girls name is Chelsey ****, the last girls name is Mariah **** and they are sisters. I would like to know who the lady is on the back though."

    Date: 10/30/22 Views: 285,755 Category: WTF

  • Mission = Accomplished

    TikTok Porn: These zero effort chicks are about as exciting as an audio book of Alex Jones customizing a footlong at Subway. But throw in a few paywall'd parasocial relationships and suddenly they become a legends in the making.

    Date: 10/30/22 Views: 207,583 Category: Slutty

  • Catching Her Sister in the Act

    Funbags McRib gets caught with her Double-D's out.

    Date: 10/29/22 Views: 159,632 Category: Busted

  • Soccer Mom's Intro to OnyFans

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Date: 10/28/22 Views: 229,131 Category: MILF

  • 18-year-old Hooker Hates Life

    Gru is equipped with the swagger of an inbred sheep herder. Apparently in the world of callgirl hanky panky, "suave" is not an option. Sure enough, she learns the hard way: never fuck with a man that knows every episode of ALF by heart.

    Date: 10/26/22 Views: 230,604 Category: Hookers

  • "fuck me until I'm broken"

    I'm getting the impression this lady is no stranger to shotgunning a couple servings of Butthole du Jour after a succulent Chinese meal. But hit 88mph, and her brain damages faster than a Discord moderator DM's a bathtub streamer.

    Date: 10/24/22 Views: 169,343 Category: Rekt

  • The Problem with Inbreeding

    Not sure a gap between your eyes wide enough for New York City to charge to park inside of, is on my list of "boner material". But uhh... I'm open to new things.

    Date: 10/23/22 Views: 227,637 Category: Incest

  • Defiled at 19

    The name is Dakota Taylor. Shot a handful of scenes and bailed. Built with the same dimensions as an Amibo, and has an unhealthy addiction to using her fart toaster as a meat locker. In other words; We lost the world's most perfect woman.

    Date: 10/22/22 Views: 251,591 Category: Teen (18+)

  • 18-year-old Can't Stop Fucking Strangers

    uhh I'm no expert, but I think it might be time to pack it up and find a safer hobby. Like... collecting Pokemon cards, or maybe building hydrogen bombs for example.

    Date: 10/21/22 Views: 326,458 Category: WAT