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  • The Queen of 'I fucked my mom' Porn

    2 things I value more than Arby's 5 for $5: One involves quilted toilet paper & pressure assisted toilets. The other is women so into their fantasies, they don't even need a costar to bring da squeeze. Today, 1 wish gets granted.

    Date: 06/22/17 Category: MILF

  • MY PUSSY IS ON FIRE!

    Dare give your pocket change to a girl with one of these things crammed up her barking walrus, and you'll be rewarded with more shakes than an epileptic with a day pass to Six Flags. SPOILER ALERT: Bitches be faking.

    Date: 05/19/17 Category: Devices

  • X3GUIDE

    These guys are one of the best porn site databases, with detailed reviews of porn sites. It's almost like an IMDB for porno. 10/10, would fap again.

    Date: 05/11/17 Category: Advertisement

  • Getting the Last Laugh

    Easily the most deplorable attempt at sexual assault to ever grace my 13" Amiga computer monitor. And that's coming from a man who's seen more than 18 straight minutes of an Adam Sandler movie. My opinion counts.

    Date: 04/24/17 Category: Small Cocks

  • There is no title for this one

    The more colors in her hair, the crazier the bitch is. A simple concept... and one that's officially reinforced thanks to this 97lb puddle slut farming the fuck out. Put it this way: Just watching her gave me Hep-C. It's that serious.

    Date: 04/19/17 Category: WTF

  • Soccer Mom Doesn't Give a Fuck

    Symptom #47 that you've graduated from inappropriate MILF, to fully fledged slutiness: you've got 5 minutes between PTA meetings, and instead of preparing questions, you roll the dice & smash sum gash instead.

    Date: 03/17/17 Category: Public

  • PROCEED WITH CAUTION

    All but guaranteed to execute any size-queen fantasies u might've accidentally had after an episode of Keeping Up With the Kuntashians. Don't be fooled by that shit eating grin: Your love of vagina dies here and dies now.

    Date: 01/21/17 Category: WTF

  • WHAT IS ZISSS?

    Name one thing Pierre 'THE MACHINE' Woodman has not yet encountered at the end of his French baguette? If you said radical spinal surgery with a crisp hint of daddy issues, you're pretty much on the right path.

    Date: 11/16/16 Category: LMAO

  • YOU UNFAITHFUL BITCH

    Wait for it...

    Date: 10/18/16 Category: Asians

  • Beyond Baked

    Her boyfriend's the kinda dude that gets so high, he tries to vacuum his own shadow. Clearly this is a girl that's no stranger to surprise trips to the gynecologist.

    Date: 06/16/16 Category: GIF

  • Your porn application has been DENIED

    HIM: "We don't degrade you here"
    NOOB: ":)"
    HIM: [battery acid cumshot]
    NOOB: ":("

    Date: 03/05/16 Category: Facials

  • Future Legend

    She's been gifted the oral capacity of a Meghan Trainor fan, yet keeps her chin count to a solid '1'. Perks: a.) balls-deep is standard b.) forgo any and all application approval for anything, ever c.) all the above. PROFILE.

    Date: 01/15/16 Category: Webcams

  • I'm Jealous

    This is XXX_Diamant. A legend in her own right when Romanian girls ruled the cam game. This history lesson shows us what incurable daddy issues look like... except this visual's got wood. Quite literally I'm afraid.

    Date: 11/24/15 Category: Webcams

  • I'm Going Vegan

    Get fucked Monsanto. PROOF HERE.

    Date: 10/24/15 Category: Public

  • #OKTOBERFEST

    It's that time of year again. When the sounds of regret coming out of all orifices at once still can't drown out some rimjob who considers the accordion a pivotal musical instrument. It's not exactly easy on the liver...

    Date: 09/30/15 Category: LMAO

  • World's Most Dangerous BJ: HD

    There's nothing more boner-deflating than being within inches of death, save for your dad walking in on you hammering it to Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting. How this guy managed to ejac is forever a mystery to me.

    Date: 09/23/15 Category: Shocking

  • Amanda Seyfried's Tits

    If I may be so bold, I'll speak for everyone here: I can forgive the low-grade cellphone quality. I can look past Ned Flander's head blocking half the shot. But giving us .GIF over .MP4? 0/10 you ungenerous, greedy shitbag.

    Date: 09/18/15 Category: Celebrities

  • The Fister Sisters

    There's a thin line between acceptable Facebook profile photos and wrist-deep rectal slaughter. Where that line exists, I don't know... but judging by the decorative wall piece behind them I can guarantee girlie #1 does.

    Date: 09/14/15 Category: Picture

  • Sometimes Nerds Are Hot 2

    Fire up League of Legends at any given time and you're sure to be communicating with a post-250 pounder that thinks Pop Tarts are a food group. Say hi to the exception. She's like Olivia Munn... except interesting.

    Date: 08/22/15 Category: Webcams

  • Black or White?

    Everybody is born with a gift. Unfortunately theirs is about as useful as Bruce Jenner's vagina. Sure, they can trace the history of the gluteus maximus via one touch, but will that really help greet us at Walmart?

    Date: 07/02/15 Category: LMAO