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  • Oh Ariana Grande

    Nothing special here. Just your yearly reminder that her rockbottom, last attempt to stay relevant-sex tape has not been created yet. But trust me... it's priced in.

    Date: 03/28/20 Category: Celebrities

  • no, you shouldn't jerk off to this

    Tired of jacking off to the same old fantasies of Cardi B in a bath tub full of Velveeta cheese and want the next best thing? How about the bi-product of a 50,000-Karma Reddit account? I'm talking fatal levels of simp neckbearding here.

    Date: 03/11/20 Category: WTF

  • TikTok Has Ruined Porn

    Not relevant to the video. It just felt like the time to say it. More of these HERE

    Date: 02/04/20 Category: Compilations

  • I'm Disgusted, Yet Amazed

    Blatant use of vaginas, Public shaming, High definition cameras -- this video is more well-rounded than the Grand Slam breakfast bill I ran out on this morning. The kicker is in the last video clip. Really brings me back to the glory (hole) days.

    Date: 01/06/20 Category: Compilations

  • Naive Girl, Goliath Penis

    You can go ahead and brag about your 14 inches of lethal force all you want bruh. If you're not using it to turn all white vaginas into a bowl of Bob Evans Mashed Potatoes, it's about as useful as a hot shower is to this mentally stable female.

    Date: 11/21/19 Category: Big Dicks

  • EPIC ESCORT FAIL

    Because you needed another reason to stay the fuck out of Moscow.

    Date: 10/23/19 Category: Shocking

  • "no that's too far"

    Fucking a total stranger? Check
    Rawdogging her brownie bowl? Check
    Kissing the dipstick after a fluid check? NOPE

    Date: 10/08/19 Category: Anal

  • 10 Times Porn Actually Shocked Me

    And by shocked I mean quietly contemplating how far into insanity social media and attention whoring has pushed society. Crazyshit.com makes these Efukt-ish videos regularly and they officially changed my life for the worse. More [HERE]

    Date: 09/15/19 Category: WTF

  • This is Why I Have Trust Issues

    Nevermind the fact that she talks like a slightly upgraded version of Stan's tard sister on Southpark. What I really want to know is what's up with this new trend of bodily fluids being replaced with Nickelodean slime. And I want to know now.

    Date: 07/26/19 Category: Hot

  • Way Too Extreme for Snapchat

    Date: 07/04/19 Category: Advertisement

  • Literally WIFE Material

    Her name is "Alisonfire" but I prefer the moniker "reason I have to buy 2-ply toilet paper in bulk". Fun Fact #1: She's famous for making the world wait half a decade for wiener-on-vag action. Fun Fact #2: 173,000 of her Pornhub views are from me.

    Date: 06/14/19 Category: Hot

  • I Ejaculated 13 Times

    Full Name: Gabbie Carter
    Current Age: 18-years-old
    Restraining Orders Filed:

    Date: 05/06/19 Category: Anal

  • World's Most Desperate 19-year-old

    Today we're going to learn 3 imporant things, so find your trapper keeper and listen closely: #1: Shamelessness is alive and well. #2: Usage of a pretty girl is negotiable. And #3: A guy shaped like GRU has seen more action than me today.

    Date: 02/01/19 Category: LMAO

  • Lady Gaga is Bad at Sex

    Don't know the movie, don't give a shit either. But I have no doubt this surprise walkout was caused by a combination of: tucked wiener, unkempt rectal regions and chainsmoking the likes of which Alabama trailer parks have yet to experience.

    Date: 12/31/18 Category: Celebrities

  • Tell Your Boyfriend I Said "sup"

    You just can't go back after this. She'll forever be known as the super THOT of Bumblefuck Alabama. She's essentially a walking, twitching Reddit activist for open sexuality... yet stays in good spirit knowing this vid is going straight to IG.

    Date: 12/23/18 Category: Amateur

  • Collateral Damage

    I'm digging the pre-sodimizing acting. That's what porn is missing: A relatable leading actress that's been kicked out of Big Bang Theory's catering truck. Twice.

    Date: 12/09/18 Category: Fail

  • Pornstar Reaches Her Limit

    STALK HER

    Date: 11/25/18 Category: Rekt

  • Absolute Perfection

    Call her what you will: Gianna Dior, Divine Box... I prefer the moniker "the reason I have to apply aloe vera to my penis every 3-5 hours". Never before has a pornstar made me proud of the reward points I earned shopping exclusively at Walgreens.

    Date: 10/29/18 Category: Impressive

  • I Regret Everything

    Pretty slick combination of fuckery and remorse going on here. side note: This site makes this kind of compilation video for every update they post (among all their other efukt-inspired edits) and that's not just cool... it's COOL AS ICE

    Date: 10/03/18 Category: LMAO

  • The "YOURE AN ASSHOLE!" Compilation

    Sociopaths play their Blue-Eyed White Domestic Abuse cards in attack mode. The end result? A record-setting 4 minute tutorial of what not to do when your Tinder match finally says yes to Chicken Nuggets & Chill.

    Date: 09/03/18 Category: Assholes