I believe the youngsters around the AOL chat rooms call this "going hard in the paint". Check my myspace for more kool memes & be sure 2 like and subscribing.
The downside of adopting an all-kale diet and moderating Reddit forums? Every uterus in your rolodex gets socialized like Chinese healthcare. And don't even get me started on the amount of Amibos you have to stock up on to stay relevant.
Take a culture that considers Rick and Morty comedy, crossbreed them with an addiction to experimental street drugs & this is the result. I haven't seen someone this confused w/ the flavor in their mouth since Wendys started selling breakfast.
As fate would have it, combining the genetics of a 1st-world pornstar and modern technology yields impressive results. Now if you'll excuse me I have to take a 7-second jump roping class and gouge my fucking eyes out with a melon baller.
She goes by the name siswet19 - but I prefer the moniker "bottomless pit". srsly if you'veseen the mother fucking things I've seen man, you'd totally understand.
I'll give you the participation trophy for at least doing something different than the "punch with my left arm, roll my eyes" combo every. single. fucking. girl. does on this platform before the tits come out, but it still gonna be a no from me dawg.
Not sure the whole im dominating you so do what I say or else I punish u thing works when your body has visibly more estrogen in it than your partner. Let's shoot for a redo after a vigorous program of red meat and peeing standing up.
Call him what you will: Pierre, The Machine, King Human Enema Conglomerate France Division - Just don't call him coherent. Seriously though - what the fuck language do I pick on Google to translate this assault of word diarrhea salad?
Some of these clips are pretty dated. Others aren't. But all are certain to increase blood pressure to your bearded war hammer in a timely fashion. I guarantee it.
It's like a super hip mom that totally supports her daughter getting rim-blasted by guys named after sports cars got an unlimited data plan and couldn't wait to show it off. Karen of the Kum world if you will. TY for listening to my cunTED talk.
Piping has few rules: 1) Look as little like Harvey Weinstein as possible 2) Stamina and 3) Keep an erection harder than a bowl of Campbell's tomato soup. Not a difficult list, but this Khokhol is challenging at least two items today. GG NO RE
hmm, I'm starting to think these TikTok petri dishes are releasing this content on purpose in order to achieve some sort of monetary gain through social media...
The Uterus: Some men never experience contact with it. Others, try to plow their way through like their speed-running a marathon of Dig Dug games. And judging by this chicks' reaction: Our dude has an established Twitch channel somewhere.
It's more of a translation thing than a cognitive speech disorder. But I'm not ruling out how much brain damage taking that many direct hits to the sphincter can do.
Unfortunately shes probably only sexually attracted to guys hung like a snap peas & softer than dudes selling lattes at a feminist rally. Eight Words: The Complete Manual of Suicide by Wataru Tsurumi. Buy 2 copies to fully understand my genius.
The year is 2007. This girl's back alley clambake video is running on every damn advertisement on every porn website in the fucking world. Now, 13 years later you finally have 22 minutes worth of reason to cum on your Nickleback tour hoodie.
blake blossom -- an unfairly unknown porn girl that should probably be on your radar right now. If not for this award-winning acting clinic, then for that special my mom taught me how to do this sexual prowess you just don't see anymore.
