I can't prove this was filmed in the heart of America's septic tank. But if it walks like a duck, talks like a duck and whores itself out to 17 live Instagram viewers it probably originated from The Garden State. A little wisdom from Grampa Efukt.
Every so often you come across a video that's so revolutionary, so authentic, it makes u wonder what the purpose of life really is. This is not one of those videos.
Sounds like dude is trying to improve his APM in Starcraft 2, and Becky can't keep her mouth off the biscuit for more than 8 consecutive seconds? Double her rent and change the locks. It's the only way to get your zergling game back on point.
This is about as unintentional as me using Cowabunga Bay Water's wave pool as my own personal porta potty. Apologies to visitors between years of 1997 - 2015.
There's a thin line between what's considered acceptable forms of payment and what isn't on the street level of narcotics distribution. I can't tell you exactly where that line is drawn, but I do know Figgles McDickslap just fuckin crossed it.
Being forced in front of a firing squad is no joke. And by the looks of the reaction, our friendly marksman is no stranger to the all-asparagus diet. #accuracybonus
I definitely went down the rabbit hole on this one. Looks like we have an amateur porn site that *gasp* features real amateur porn and not big studio fakes, shot on dads Nokia flip phone. Ya just earned a lifetime bookmark from me fleshed.com.
WTF @ that last clip. There's a part cut out where he says "that was fun and amazing". No Bruno. Reading the digestive Necronomicon (white castle menu) before visiting a public pool is fun & amazing. What happened here is deplorable.
blah blah, textbook 2022 content. But what really makes me scratch my garbonzo bean are the comments. Such as: "Hy I am from Pakistan. I have two things to entertain any sexy lady.the second one is my tongue." from Licker03176860459.
Can't imagine how many Walmart bed sheets had to be scrapped during her rookie years training for this moment. Clearly dealing with a team player here.
Not really related to the video, but every time this woman reaches peak sexual arousal, she instantly turns into that vegan creature if someone used a car battery to jump start her uterus. Examples at 0:18, 0:36 and 0:45 time markers.
original title:selfie to make your day better. Listen bitch; 7 hrs ago it seemed like a good idea to eat 64 slices of American Cheese & wash it down with gin. Unless u have a sewing kit & extensive knowledge of battle wounds, ur request is denied.
