The amount of damage I've seen this girl put her genitals through is too damn high. Maybe when that trap door looses all elasticity and she's forced into another hobby, she can choose something safer. Like gardening. Or fighting wolverines.
I can't tell you how old this artifact of history is, but it's somewhere in between Intel Pocket PC Cam and Tamagotchi eras. Our girl is probably watching this from the other side of a social security check rn. (I have absolutely no concept of time)
Found this gem in comments: "He has basketball shorts on with no underwear and I am so distracted by his big fat monster dick print that I am on the ground from a hard punch before I know it and he is taking my phone and running away"
34 pages worth of comments under this video, and 83% of them are complaining about condom usage instead of the obvious: Every time she climaxes, her facial expression resembles Miley Cyrus being disemboweled by a cactus. #payattention
Apparently there's a whole lore behind [her]. See comment: "I knew I recognized her (not from Denny's lol) Her twitter page is mostly sucking and fucking huge black cock. On beds, balconies, in cars. And that was just the beginning of 2023."
ngl: This video isn't exceptional. Except for the time between 5:07-6:30 when it looks like every bad life decision and this morning's Jimmy Dean breakfast bowl came back to haunt her at the same time. She spazzes, he nuts, you bookmark.
I'm sure an UBER to a trailer park and at least 2 cans of 4LOKO are responsible for the creation of this vid. But, screw it; Even Spalding is jealous of that bounce.
Actually playing the muh stepsister card in a completely public setting, while simultaneously having complete strangers make cameos in your newest Pornhub footprint may not sound like an accomplishment to u. And that's because... it isn't.
The unwritten rules of the practicing sexual deviant? #1 Backseating anything hygiene related, #2 Look as much like George Lopez as possible #3 Outdoing WWE's last PPV in both precision and dynamic move sets. This Yeti is 3 for 3.
Imagine waking up to a voicemail of your significant other turning her oral cavity into a Maytag on the rinse cycle. It's behavior like this that leads to senseless violence and polluting the top played Spotify charts with shit like Sexxy Red.
The Kunimitsu cosplay was a bit of a surprise to be honest. Of all the characters to rush down on you'd think they would have gone with Lili, or Nina, or Prototype Jack. The back, forward + 1 + 2 backshots would sound like Iraq in March of 2003.
Leave it to the peanut gallery to find out her name in. [verlonis] is her moniker, where she proudly displays winning, cashing in and spending the genetic lottery.
Yeah she's 18... days into her 37th fuckin birthday. Don't let fortunate lighting and meticulous camera angels fool you: Target sales are her biggest sexual attraction.
If uve been gifted the dimensions of a jar of grammas old fashioned marmalade, then you may have never experienced this situation. Alpha Chads such as yourself would power through both this interruption, and the following domestic assault.
Ass gets treated like the bed liner of Ford F-150 with 8 digits on the clock, yet she remains calm and collected. Even goes as far as to request moar dick. Lady; Any further into that monkey biscuit, and this will be classified a medical procedure.
I can't tell if this is actually something people are into, or some sort of structural building block of postmodernism porn. Send this to Jordan Peterson and find out.
And by destroyed I obviously mean pleasantly surprised by an erection that didn't need to pass three different piss tests in order to make it past her cotton candy canoe. I've been told that's considered a delicacy in the gluten-free community.
So... what's the explanation this time? Normally guys looking like the result of crossbreeding Napoleon Dynamite with an eggplant are incapable of securing women of this quality. Edit: nvm I just realized those are tits and not her thighs.
Sorry, don't have a name for you. She's no Riley Star - the only pornstar I've ever actually bothered to remember. Why? 'cause at her peak she was 18, anorexic and had the face of Sabrina The Teenage Witch, minus that googly eye. Marry me.
