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  • "i destroy pornstars"

    A hearty "FUCK YOU" to whoever said portable meat satchels can't get you laid. This man's lust for affordable nutrition on-the-go just netted him enough tier-2 tuna casserole to earn a Martha Stewart seal of approval. #putthatontelevision

    Date: 06/21/24 Views: 32,765 Category: Rekt

  • Slightly Embarrassing

    "you fuck like a dairy farmer"

    Date: 06/20/24 Views: 45,822 Category: Fail

  • How To Ruin A Hookup

    If uve been gifted the dimensions of a jar of grammas old fashioned marmalade, then you may have never experienced this situation. Alpha Chads such as yourself would power through both this interruption, and the following domestic assault.

    Date: 06/19/24 Views: 86,043 Category: Freaks

  • it... worked?!

    Date: 06/19/24 Views: 90,896 Category: Teen (18+)

  • Girlfriend of The YEAR 2024

    Date: 06/18/24 Views: 65,618 Category: Impressive

  • Nurse Actually Does It

    [0:26] mark for the health care assistant in question. Just don't bypass that first video, which apparently features a fucking Carbuncle climaxing for the first time.

    Date: 06/18/24 Views: 126,990 Category: WTF

  • Ridiculous If Real

    Chromosomes = Shared
    Erections = Maximized

    Date: 06/16/24 Views: 108,434 Category: Incest

  • They Finally Got Her

    ☑ Don't know who tf she is
    ☑ Copy/paste OnlyFanz makeup
    ☑ Solid three on sexual ability scale
    ☑ Must be most popular girl on TikTok

    Date: 06/15/24 Views: 91,392 Category: OnlyFans

  • She Actually Said "GO DEEPER"

    Ass gets treated like the bed liner of Ford F-150 with 8 digits on the clock, yet she remains calm and collected. Even goes as far as to request moar dick. Lady; Any further into that monkey biscuit, and this will be classified a medical procedure.

    Date: 06/14/24 Views: 110,219 Category: Anal

  • Who's Teacher Is This?

    Date: 06/13/24 Views: 78,756 Category: Teachers

  • u got robbed

    I can't tell if this is actually something people are into, or some sort of structural building block of postmodernism porn. Send this to Jordan Peterson and find out.

    Date: 06/12/24 Views: 141,303 Category: WAT

  • Friend = Destroyed

    And by destroyed I obviously mean pleasantly surprised by an erection that didn't need to pass three different piss tests in order to make it past her cotton candy canoe. I've been told that's considered a delicacy in the gluten-free community.

    Date: 06/11/24 Views: 135,486 Category: Rekt

  • Summer Starts Early

    Tan so hard, mother fuckas wanna line me.

    Date: 06/11/24 Views: 99,604 Category: Hot

  • "uhh are you fucking my brother?"

    Well the video is pixelated just enough to make you think this is one of those rare authentic moments, forever immortalized in 240p. Maybe it is. Maybe it isn't. Does the BOGO pack of Dick's roller blade skate socks ur using as cum rag really care?

    Date: 06/10/24 Views: 104,357 Category: Busted

  • Really Bad Boyfriend

    So... what's the explanation this time? Normally guys looking like the result of crossbreeding Napoleon Dynamite with an eggplant are incapable of securing women of this quality. Edit: nvm I just realized those are tits and not her thighs.

    Date: 06/09/24 Views: 127,467 Category: Assholes

  • 97lb Teen DGAF

    Sorry, don't have a name for you. She's no Riley Star - the only pornstar I've ever actually bothered to remember. Why? 'cause at her peak she was 18, anorexic and had the face of Sabrina The Teenage Witch, minus that googly eye. Marry me.

    Date: 06/08/24 Views: 131,772 Category: WAT

  • Guess The Twitch Streamer?

    I was gonna say XQC the moment I saw ankle bracelets and a size 19 waistline.

    Date: 06/07/24 Views: 108,596 Category: Amateur

  • New Level of Desperation

    This is all but guaranteed to eradicate any story you may have been led to believe about how hard it is to bang an established pornstar. Don't be misled by this man's total lack of enthusiasm: Your hunt of commissioned snapper begins now.

    Date: 06/06/24 Views: 104,390 Category: Alphas

  • Your Wife's Secret

    [PART II]

    Date: 06/05/24 Views: 124,535 Category: Cheaters

  • Caught in the Act

    A lottta girls do a lotta desperate ass shit to keep their social media accounts popular... but risking the corona just just to keep buttsludge69 amused? That's a level of hoe-cope I hope to never meet outside of a Papa Johns bathroom stall.

    Date: 06/04/24 Views: 117,472 Category: Busted

  • She's Your Daughter? WTF?

    Of all the story lines you could possibly choose from, expedited shipping would be last on my fucking list. Then again, so would paying autistic girls in Walmart gift cards to round out your threesome... so maybe I just don't see the vision.

    Date: 06/03/24 Views: 155,819 Category: Amateur

  • Girl, You Aint Sober

    I'm not even talking about the staged booze in her hand. I mean the necessity of being inebriated to go skin on skin with Trevor Phillips being much more potent than anything Budweiser could dream of cramming into a single serve bottle.

    Date: 06/01/24 Views: 118,226 Category: Rekt

  • Once In A Lifetime

    Hip-to-waist ratio is straight up insane.

    Date: 05/31/24 Views: 112,990 Category: Impressive

  • This Generation is Finished

    Listen; I don't even care what the fucking reason is right now. You're not Twitter-splaining your way out of it this time Emily/Hannah/David/They/Zer/Leprechaun.

    Date: 05/30/24 Views: 104,287 Category: Cringe

  • "PULL OUT! I QUIT!!"

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Date: 05/29/24 Views: 165,529 Category: Big Dicks

  • Stanford's Finest

    Apparently The Queen of Dragons has discovered a new way to supplement her income after the 8th season. I'm eagerly looking forward to the spinoff episodes.

    Date: 05/28/24 Views: 123,732 Category: Teen (18+)

  • UBER Driver VIOLATED

    It's knowing they made at least 3 attempts before posting this online, for me.

    Date: 05/28/24 Views: 112,439 Category: Assholes

  • That "Sleepover Video"

    Body looks like a desk in Chicago classroom, but the face is still thriving. If she can continue keeping the needlework below the neckline, she'll be able to claim she's 18 years old for another two decades. And that's called investing in your future.

    Date: 05/27/24 Views: 121,936 Category: Teen (18+)

  • Real Sisters Visit Skidrow

    I can't imagine what has to happen in life for you to trade oral sex for opioids. But I'm betting it involves the neighbor's cat and all 12 delicious flavors of Rice-a-Roni.

    Date: 05/26/24 Views: 173,307 Category: WAT

  • 11 Inches, Soft

    Proficient camera angles and lighting, or a man that was actually conceived by a fucking Clydesdale? I'm sorry, I just don't have the answers behind this mystery.

    Date: 05/25/24 Views: 127,282 Category: Big Dicks