Pretty face. Clean skin. But what really activated my garbanzo bean is the length she's willing to go for the $20 bill in BuTTsniFFer69x's wallet. Take notes ladies: It's this kind of work ethic that makes you go from girl-friend to girl-wife instantly.
I'm no expert in maintaining relationships with total strangers... but I do know a thing or two about self-medication: And you can't blame this one on the Nyquil.
The misses is bad at keeping secrets, but good at reading self-help books. The teachings of [Master Your Finances, And Shake It Up] are clearly on display here.
Life Lesson #27: If you have worse rectal control than one of the golden girls; seek out another hobby. Last time I saw someone pay for skidmarking this abusive he was ultimately banned from Chipotle at the corporate level. (it was me) [more]
One of those rare moments where I can overlook the Pepboys bolt-on milk sacs because the performance is legendary. More strawberryshan deprivation HERE
Nearly 5 minutes of a couple simulating painal videos? We may have reached the TikTok level, brain rotted, bottom of the barrel amateur porn creator content[s].
Basically a public service announcement on the pros and cons of using Tinder in New Orleans. Some live to tell the tale. Others are in diapers at the age of 27. All have an abnormally intimate relationship with Newport cigarettes & turkey gravy.
I don't even know what the fuck I'm looking at here, or why it was given the green light for live streaming. But it appears this cave dwelling goblin (zero feng shui) was able to turncoat a rival. Probably brought to you by [Prime™] Energy drinks.
Not exactly someone you're gonna ignore, but her facial expressions scream "i just got done assisting my third cousin's soak and i'm craving dutch cabbage roles". So perhaps some form of rapscallion trickery should have been expected.
The content creator turf war going on in the comments under this video is worth the click alone. The great family meme porn battle of 2027 is gonna be glorious.
I say twice because the only other time I've seen those massive dairy bags in action, was when someone tried to slip one of the most well known music scores in between them [here at the 4:22 mark]. Art really should be better appreciated.
That look at the 2:25 mark. It's like the last remaining neuron in his brain suddenly activated again, and then immediately committed suicide when it realized what the fuck was going on. You can't Reddit poll your way out of this one, Stewart.
Congratulations on managing to turn your penis into a freefall lifeboat. It's quite the achievement. Now if u could kindly drag that thing back to the petting zoo where it belongs it would be appreciated. Esmeralda seems to have hit her limit.
Especially if u aren't stone cold sober during daylight hours. One wrong angle and you run the risk of turning her innie into an outtie. It's called "the heat seeking carmel farmer" and it's the #3 reason for divorce, right behind finances & Reddit.
More dead ends behind those eyes than an apartment building in Silent Hill, but the box squeezes harder than a retard a petting zoo so sacrifices will be made.
23 years of positive thinking and rectal (in)tolerance have manifested themselves in a mint condition 2024 episode of live webcam failures, goofs and all around chucklefuck situations that probably didn't transpire as originally expected...
Real? Fake? Will Kanye be leading the 3rd reich into the next Balenciaga fashion show? These questions answered [and more] on the next episode of EX-men.
I thought she was faking it up until the middle. After that her reactions are kinda priceless. Particularly the "i think there's a pack of raccoons gnawing the inside of my uterus" look that is peppered throughout this fever dream. Find her live [here]
It's almost like they're trying to bring back the golden days of Bang Bus back to the masses. But it's not quite there yet. Advice? Less classes at the Hulk Hogan school of acting. More diverse locations. Like a glory hole, or Dollar Tree perhaps.
Scroll to the 4:20 mark for the definitive highlight of this sacrilegious compilation of misguided deviants. I promise that your disappointment is nearly impossible.
Yeah ok. They're about as related to each other as I am to Toad from Mario Bros. tip: I'm not. My mushroom doesn't need assistance from plumbers to get jumpin.
