Exercise is important. But it looks like Shirley forgot the second half of influencer-gram's 2 tenants to get scammed into a healthier lifestyle. The part that says you need more than 300 calories a day to withstand a drive-by BBC of this caliber.
A classic moment from the archives of Elay Smith. A woman that single-handedly set the ground work for future OnlyFan'ers by making a habit out of terrorizing her neighbors with nothing more than autistic facial expressions & double-G tits.
Like the thunderdome, a Woody casting means two enter but only 1 leaves with a working sphincter. The following rush to Costco's adult diaper section is usually a dark day in the victim's life... but not today. Double BOOM. Double DOOM. [more]
Eyes like Steve Buscemi, squirts like a fire hydrant and looks like the all-Klonopin diet is holding on for dear life. In other words; You will never be this erect again.
If this man's idea of romance is a metaphor for the west being able to raise those population numbers, I'd say this is proof we are buttfucked. Unironically of course.
Especially if u aren't stone cold sober during daylight hours. One wrong angle and you run the risk of turning her innie into an outtie. It's called "the heat seeking carmel farmer" and it's the #3 reason for divorce, right behind finances & Reddit.
wtf risks r u guys taking? Barely vertical, frothing at the mouth and seems to be nocturnal; No this isn't David Attenborough's latest commentary on the northern copperhead snake. But someone's gonna need anti-venom before this is over.
Super hot but prob spends all day yappin like her defenses are impenetrable, then 1 goink to the wrinkled copper slot makes her hit windows_shutdown.wav. #msc
Shameless clout demon commandeers a self checkout line wearing less clothing than Kanye West's girlfriend, then contemplates the results. :pepega: :poggers:
Surely this is a planted setup, right? This dude has a ton of other videos, but I simply refuse to believe a degenerate this brazen would be shown less audible disgust than someone being told the McFlurry machine is broken when noticed.
That stance she takes around the 16:14 mark and her saying "okay" to the entire book of flash tattoos tells you all you need to know about this videos authenticity.
An emphasis on the cardiovascular system, and showing off better grip than David Tyree in the 2008 Superbowl. Pornographic content that incentivizes you to get your ass in shape really is an untapped market. Someone look into that.
Don't let that cunning smile fool you. This girl has zero love for her significant other & hotel room upholstery. As illustrated somewhere between the 4th & 19th uppercut to her cervix by the newcomer. something something hpy anniversary?
One look at the name [Xxlayne] and you'll know everything you need to know. She only had three choices in life; Become an active ingredient in chewing gum, get adopted by Elon Musk or end up ass-deep inside simulation sister porn.
