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  • Long Day at the Office

    He is either oblivious or a sexual predator, but busted Micheal Douglas has been exposing himself since 8th St. Fact is, after a hard day penny fucking the stock market and having cocaine fueled office meetings with escorts that take amex cards, he just doesn't give a fuck right now.

    Date: 09/03/14 Views: 201,630 Category: Freaks

  • Creep Ruins His First Porn Shoot

    Mortimer's porn career was over before it began. It's really hard to masturbate to a bald/long black haired pale dude trying to hug and kiss a prostitute. He would be better off playing a villains lanky henchman in a horror movie.

    Date: 09/01/14 Views: 144,460 Category: Fail

  • Magic Retard Moment @ 1:51

    She's pretty cute right up until her orgasm. Her face and noises kill the majestic boner she had created just seconds earlier. Also, don't worry, it's cool guys, they checked her identification card and we're free to fap.

    Date: 08/21/14 Views: 381,310 Category: Bizarre

  • The Exhibitionist Tom Boy

    Presenting "derpywerpy" from reddit's "gone wild". She has a killer body and a unique look that has kept her a favorite for a decent length of time now. The only draw back I can think of is it would look a dude is sucking your dick but w/e I'm still down.

    Date: 08/13/14 Views: 257,839 Category: Amateur

  • 18 Y/O Russian has INSANE body

    A beautiful face can redeem just about anything - bad breath, small tits, crooked teeth, type 2 genital herpes. But THIS chick.... she's got a booty like Conan the Barbarian and I don't know whether to run or rim.

    Date: 07/16/14 Views: 303,632 Category: Gallery

  • the HOTTEST girl to ever do scat porn

    Anyone know her name? or if she's ever done any other porn videos? preferably ones without an introverted cameraman whose idea of 'sexy talk' is whispering "can you stink up a bathroom?". EDIT: found one!

    Date: 07/14/14 Views: 375,260 Category: Poo Poo

  • WTF: he wants to fuck his own daughter

    He watches his own daughter's porn films, but it's okay guys. The daughter sums it up best: "my daddy has a really big penis, and if he got turned on by my movies, I would know. Trust me". Excellent benchmark, m'lady.

    Date: 07/11/14 Views: 962,434 Category: Incest

  • 'Juno' Girl Tries Porn (and fails!)

    Okay she's no Ellen Page, but what she lacks in fame & forehead, she makes up for in... well, actually nothing. This girl is literally fucking useless. She kills the scene at the 5.05 mark and I have zero idea why.

    Date: 07/07/14 Views: 340,599 Category: Quitters

  • Hey, wanna see my vagina?

    3 minute compilation of various women exposing themselves to a grab-bag of minimum wage mopes, featuring more acts of human desperation than Pauly Shore's twitter feed on a Saturday night.

    Date: 06/24/14 Views: 255,915 Category: Pizza

  • Never do anal with her. NEVER.

    You see that face? I know that face. It's the "fuck, i shouldn't have quit Dairy Queen" face. Yeah, no shit lady. A.) Oreo Blizzards are delicious. B.) your colon wouldn't have turned into Lex Luthor's Drop of Doom.

    Date: 06/23/14 Views: 366,780 Category: Webcams

  • DONT STOP! IM CUMMING! (he stops lol)

    She's 6 months preggo and has an ass-2-waist ratio that'd make Kim Kardashian soil her Gucci g-string in jealousy. She's also in need of an orgasm. Badly. Skip to the .40 mark for sexual failure at it's finest.

    Date: 06/10/14 Views: 444,472 Category: Premature

  • Hitachi INSIDE Her Onion Booty

    The head of a Hitachi is shaped like a doorknob. READ: not something you stick up your asshole. But when you have Brazilian butt implants and a $11 spray-on tan, a prolapse isn't a concern. It's destiny.

    Date: 06/02/14 Views: 201,229 Category: Objects

  • OK.. rough porn is kinda going downhill

    Choke her, slap her, sodomize her, lace her Tampax Pearl with liberal amounts of Dave's Gourmet Hurtin' Habanero Sauce. There's all sorts of fun ways to a dominate a woman. PROTIP: this isn't one of em.

    Date: 05/31/14 Views: 232,707 Category: WTF

  • Fearless Girl Cums For Illegal Immigrant

    He's twice her age, sports a level 10 pedostache and drives a 93' Suzuki, Rapevan Edition. Most girls would fear for their lives. But her? The dripping wet twat speaks for itself: slosh slosh slosh slosh slosh slosh.

    Date: 05/27/14 Views: 315,510 Category: Public

  • from ROMANTIC to WTF @ 1.05 mark

    Sociopath games a POF.com soft 6 with a night of miniature golf & Olive Garden, only to slip 27,000 mg's of Ex-Lax into her coveted Tour of Italy. The end result? A record defining, first ever "Auto-Spacedock".

    Date: 05/23/14 Views: 328,709 Category: Anal

  • Basically The Worst Mom Ever

    Deadbeat mom zones out the screams of her special-needs son so that she can focus on far more important matters, I.E. giving some random a handjob (and a dismal one at that). Mediocre parent, mediocre slut.

    Date: 05/17/14 Views: 312,884 Category: Parents

  • Horrible Painal @ 1.25 Mark

    2 A.M. booty call goes from sensuous to fuck my life as DeAndre DeDouche repeatedly slides his butterfinger into no-mans-land: her acne-ridden, possibly-virgin asshole. She cries. He laughs. I bookmark.

    Date: 05/13/14 Views: 398,556 Category: Assholes

  • Blowjob Causes Emotional Breakdown

    Fresh out of highschool and new to the slut scene, this little brat whines herself straight into unemployment after deciding she cant/wont do BJ's. No worries you beautiful bitch, I gotcha covered: careers.walmart.com

    Date: 05/12/14 Views: 182,554 Category: Quitters

  • is this HOT or GROSS? (i can't decide)

    Her pussy is perma-gaped and that b-hole contains more roids than Sylvester Stallone's medicine cabinet, but when she starts cumming @ the 1.47 mark, her genitals do the Macarena and it's fucking beautiful.

    Date: 05/05/14 Views: 232,637 Category: Contractions

  • She Dont Like 15 Inch Penises

    Much like Adele after mistakenly ingesting a reduced fat potato chip, you can quite literally see fear in this girl's eyes. Emphasis @ 10.40 mark with the commencement of non-lubricated, deer-in-headlights anal. More HERE.

    Date: 05/02/14 Views: 650,718 Category: Anal