Could we actually be looking at the very origins of the cornhole crusher himself? Might not be the first video, but this definitely has a mid-90's vibe. Back when you could buy rectal intolerance and Shark Bite fruit snacks for less than a dollar.
Amber Rayne climbs to the top of America's Most Wanted. Alanah Rae is in desperate need for Dr. Phillip. And the spergy girl at the end has no officially listed name, and that's the bottom line because Stone Cold Steve Autism said so.
What in the Mississippi Walmart coworker bullshit is going on here? It'd be more believable to call this man a scientist, because the elements he's finding between the branches of this family tree are currently undiscovered by man and Bill Nye.
Comment: "It is vital to national security that you let this guy bust a nut. Whatever you do, if you want democracy to prevail, all future videos should feature him cumming inside of you. Don't let us down, your country is counting on you!"
Top tier body proportions and doesn't suffer from Freddy vs. Jason retconning. (see: water) I'd definitely cancel a lunch date at Cheesecake Factory so I can spend the afternoon reorganizing the organs in her lower abdominal region.
In the early cam days; these chicks would actually go into public places instead of the green screen, family fantasy "my step-cousin's 3rd neighbor's mailman is in the house shhhh!" bullshit you see today. And this babe was one of the pioneers.
Natural dumper on point, knows her way around a tanning bed and thinks house cleaning is necessary. Hear it? That's 30 generations of men ejaculating in unison.
Gotta be honest, that thumb doesn't really convey the 3 cheese alfredo injection that ultimate happens at the end of this nine minute yawn. For some reason I expected more out of a girl that looks like Buc-ee's is her favorite restaurant.
Wow, dude actually documented the entire thing from bar to bedroom. In the world of half-assed 4th wall acting, you have no idea how rare this actually is.
[-Aria Skye-]. Barely 100lbs with her clothes on and for some reason she agrees to be ragdolled like a bag of wet potato rolls. Sometimes I think these women should shoot higher. Like, Logistics Clerk. Or Kevin James' shit stain assistant.
Half of these participants would be better suited in the clearance section of Craigslist forgotten /erotic section. The other half might match you on Tinder if you try hard enough. Choose your fate. More here: [-1-] [-2-] [-3-] [-4-] [-5-]
Of all the ways to be completely repulsed by wish.com's Jason Stathman, getting crippled from power thrusting was most likely last on the list. Now point your mobility scooter into the corner and think about the choices you've made today.
Sitting down and watching somebody else crack your significant other's cornhole may be Oklahoma's favorite pastime, but it just doesn't make sense to me. With so many other ways to indulge your Tuesday afternoons, why choose this one?
If I remember correctly this girl was a 1 and done. Which is unfortunate, because she had the face/rectal tolerance of a star that could've lasted the entire 2.5 year lifespan the average girl in this scene pulls before spiraling into an eating disorder.
Another one of those European and/or South American customs my American mind will never have the capacity to understand: Nut Walking. For the modern female on the go that's having cake, no matter where the batter comes from.
