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  • u got robbed

    I can't tell if this is actually something people are into, or some sort of structural building block of postmodernism porn. Send this to Jordan Peterson and find out.

    Date: 06/12/24 Category: WAT

  • Friend = Destroyed

    And by destroyed I obviously mean pleasantly surprised by an erection that didn't need to pass three different piss tests in order to make it past her cotton candy canoe. I've been told that's considered a delicacy in the gluten-free community.

    Date: 06/11/24 Category: Rekt

  • "uhh are you fucking my brother?"

    Well the video is pixelated just enough to make you think this is one of those rare authentic moments, forever immortalized in 240p. Maybe it is. Maybe it isn't. Does the BOGO pack of Dick's roller blade skate socks ur using as cum rag really care?

    Date: 06/10/24 Category: Busted

  • 97lb Teen DGAF

    Sorry, don't have a name for you. She's no Riley Star - the only pornstar I've ever actually bothered to remember. Why? 'cause at her peak she was 18, anorexic and had the face of Sabrina The Teenage Witch, minus that googly eye. Marry me.

    Date: 06/08/24 Category: WAT

  • Guess The Twitch Streamer?

    I was gonna say XQC the moment I saw ankle bracelets and a size 19 waistline.

    Date: 06/07/24 Category: Amateur

  • New Level of Desperation

    This is all but guaranteed to eradicate any story you may have been led to believe about how hard it is to bang an established pornstar. Don't be misled by this man's total lack of enthusiasm: Your hunt of commissioned snapper begins now.

    Date: 06/06/24 Category: Alphas

  • Your Wife's Secret

    [PART II]

    Date: 06/05/24 Category: Cheaters

  • Caught in the Act

    A lottta girls do a lotta desperate ass shit to keep their social media accounts popular... but risking the corona just just to keep buttsludge69 amused? That's a level of hoe-cope I hope to never meet outside of a Papa Johns bathroom stall.

    Date: 06/04/24 Category: Busted

  • She's Your Daughter? WTF?

    Of all the story lines you could possibly choose from, expedited shipping would be last on my fucking list. Then again, so would paying autistic girls in Walmart gift cards to round out your threesome... so maybe I just don't see the vision.

    Date: 06/03/24 Category: Amateur

  • Girl, You Aint Sober

    I'm not even talking about the staged booze in her hand. I mean the necessity of being inebriated to go skin on skin with Trevor Phillips being much more potent than anything Budweiser could dream of cramming into a single serve bottle.

    Date: 06/01/24 Category: Rekt

  • Once In A Lifetime

    Hip-to-waist ratio is straight up insane.

    Date: 05/30/24 Category: Impressive

  • "PULL OUT! I QUIT!!"

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Date: 05/29/24 Category: Big Dicks

  • UBER Driver VIOLATED

    It's knowing they made at least 3 attempts before posting this online, for me.

    Date: 05/28/24 Category: Assholes

  • Stanford's Finest

    Apparently The Queen of Dragons has discovered a new way to supplement her income after the 8th season. I'm eagerly looking forward to the spinoff episodes.

    Date: 05/26/24 Category: Teen (18+)

  • 18 Year Old Blockbuster

    Great ass. Clear skin. But what really activated my pinto beans is the length she goes for a couple thousand views and 1 comment from p00njabiw4rrior82x. Take notes ladies: It's this work ethic that makes you go from "girlfriend" to "girlwife".

    Date: 05/24/24 Category: Teen (18+)

  • Your Brother Is A Weirdo

    Imagine auctioning off the elasticity of your meat stocking on home video.
    Now imagine the highest bidder comes equipped with a party city water gun.

    Date: 05/23/24 Category: Incest

  • Cucked By A Psychopath II

    Same guy teh hub. Apparently he's made quite a name for himself by power blasting any willing participant in a 20 mile radius. College level? Menopausal? It literally doesn't matter. If it's got 2 legs and purchases Vagisil, he'll get active.

    Date: 05/22/24 Category: Cuck

  • Mom... CHILL!!

    Not even 3 minutes worth of video and I'm already left questioning the future human beings have on this planet. Remember: This is all pre-pandemic. #dead

    Date: 05/21/24 Category: MILF

  • Your Sister's New Hobby

    Of all the unexpected fluids you can get blasted with in the backseat of a mid-range economy car, it's really not all that bad. People with friends that frequent the Dairy Queen drive-thru on a weekly basis know what I'm talking about.

    Date: 05/20/24 Category: Teen (18+)

  • Who's Mom This Is?

    Today the [PTA] in PTA meeting stands for Possibly Transmitting AIDS.

    Date: 05/19/24 Category: WAT